Swipe Right on Chaos: Dating Apps, Fyre Fest 2, and Crimes of Passion
Mad Genius with Ariel Kashanchi
Release Date: 03/13/2025
Royal Rumors, Sperm Racers & Smile Police: Ariel’s Guide to Peak Absurdity
Mad Genius with Ariel Kashanchi
This week on Mad Genius, comedian Ariel Kashanchi dives headfirst into a cultural fever dream so chaotic it might actually be… inspirational? Ariel kicks things off with her brutally honest (and probably legally concerning) review of Kim Kardashian’s new show All’s Fair, where everyone is suing everyone and somehow Kim is still the calmest person in the room. Then it’s time for the newest elite sport that absolutely no one asked for: sperm racing—yes, actual scientists are out here timing the Michael Phelps of microscopic swimmers, and Ariel has a LOT of questions. Meanwhile, Target...
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Birthday Blasts, Checkout Fistfights & Naked Protests: A Wild Ride with Ariel Kashanchi
Mad Genius with Ariel Kashanchi
In this episode of Mad Genius with Ariel Kashanchi, comedian Ariel Kashanchi takes us on a rollicking tour through three unforgettable stories: the (semi) sober celebration of her birthday that somehow involved cake, karaoke, and existential dread; the absurd showdown at Marshalls when one woman decided it was her turn in the discount line and another woman felt differently (spoiler: fists may have been involved); and a topless protest in Portland that redefined “making a statement” (yes, she was there). Along the way we talk chaos, culture, and why sometimes the only response to crazy is...
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COVID, Dog Parties & Taco Bell Sprints: A Very Ariel Kashanchi Story
Mad Genius with Ariel Kashanchi
In this wild episode of Mad Genius, Ariel Kashanchi takes us through a week she won’t soon forget: experiencing COVID for the first time, going on a cringe-y date with a guy who may or may not be patient zero, and somehow still finding the energy to attend a dog party (yes, that’s a thing). As the cherry on top, she signs up — and survives — a Taco Bell “ultra marathon” (definitions may vary). Come for the germs, stay for the laughs. Ariel dives into what it’s like to be contagious and socially awkward, how she held her boundaries mid-cough, and the absurdity of chasing tacos...
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Weed, Wounds & What Helped — Ariel on Quitting, Making Amends, and Spravato
Mad Genius with Ariel Kashanchi
In this raw episode, comedian and host Ariel Kashanchi opens up about walking away from weed, what finally pushed her to reconcile with her estranged parents, and how Spravato treatments fit into her mental health journey. Ariel talks through the messy middle—shame, humor, boundaries, and forgiveness—plus what the treatment days feel like, the unexpected side effects, and the ways sobriety has sharpened her writing and stand-up. It’s a candid look at breaking cycles, rebuilding family, and finding real relief without losing your edge. (This conversation reflects Ariel’s personal...
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Catface Regrets, Road Rage Poop, and the Rise of the Octopus Overlords
Mad Genius with Ariel Kashanchi
In this wildly unhinged episode of Mad Genius, comedian Ariel Kashanchi dives headfirst into the internet’s most bizarre headlines. First up: Australian TikToker Jolene Dawson spent $8,000 on cosmetic procedures to look like a cat—only to end up with painful complications and a mountain of regret . Next, Ariel unpacks the viral road rage incident involving 44-year-old Christina Solometo, who was caught on camera defecating on another driver’s car during a traffic dispute in Pennsylvania Then, we explore the eerie possibility that octopuses could become Earth's dominant species...
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High School High: THC Gummies, Horseback Walmart Bandits & a McGriddle 911 Call
Mad Genius with Ariel Kashanchi
On this episode of Mad Genius, comedian and host Ariel Kashanchi recounts what happened when she took her cat on a walk (spoiler: the cat had notes), and dives into the absurdity of recent headlines: a substitute teacher handing out THC gummies to a classroom of teens, four cowboys who decided Walmart was their new rodeo arena, and a 911 operator who casually ordered a McGriddle while someone was reporting a crime. Expect jokes, judgment, and just enough chaos to make you question reality. 🔹 Hosted by: Ariel Kashanchi 🔹 Topics: Weird news, stoned teachers, rogue cowboys, fast food...
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Emotional Support Tigers, Pyro Landlords & Dating Disasters – Ariel Spills All
Mad Genius with Ariel Kashanchi
In this wild ride of an episode, Mad Genius host and comedian Ariel Kashanchi shares her most hilarious and cringe-worthy dating blunders — including one guy who may or may not have owned emotional support tigers. Ariel dives into the unbelievable story of a landlord who torched his own building, a doctor who tried to turn a hike into a homicide, and more true crime-y, WTF moments you won’t believe are real. Whether you're into twisted tales, dark humor, or just need to feel better about your own love life, this episode delivers. Hit play, laugh hard, and remember: your worst date...
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Far-Right Matchmaking, Police Chief Scandals, and Navigating Narcissism
Mad Genius with Ariel Kashanchi
In this episode of the Mad Genius podcast, comedian Ariel Kashanchi delves into three compelling topics: Far-Right Matchmaking Conference: Ariel explores the recent Natal Conference in Austin, Texas, where far-right influencers hosted a $10,000-per-person matchmaking event aimed at promoting increased birth rates. The conference featured controversial speakers and sparked debates over its eugenics-aligned ideologies. New Jersey Police Chief Scandal: She discusses the shocking allegations against North Bergen Police Chief Robert Farley, accused of spiking colleagues' coffee with...
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Bumble Fumbles, Monster Under the Bed & Catfished by Enrique Iglesias?!
Mad Genius with Ariel Kashanchi
In this wildly unhinged episode of Mad Genius, comedian and chaos connoisseur Ariel Kashanchi dives into the absurd and hilarious stories taking over the internet. From her disastrous Bumble dates (why are they always DJs?) to a kid who legit found a monster under his bed—yes, really—Ariel breaks it all down with her signature wit. Also on the docket: 👉 A homeless man running for mayor of Seattle 👉 A woman who was catfished into thinking she was dating Enrique Iglesias 👉 And the state of Florida debating child labor laws because… of course they are. Get ready for hot takes, big...
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Bumble Fails & a White Woman Who Identifies as Black – WTF?
Mad Genius with Ariel Kashanchi
In this episode of Mad Genius, comedian Ariel Kashanchi spills the tea on her wildest Bumble dates—think ghosting, weird flexes, and dudes who should’ve stayed in the drafts. Then, things get even weirder when she dives into the story of a white German woman who identifies as Black and is planning to move to Africa. Yep, you read that right. Tune in for unfiltered takes, dark humor, and the kind of commentary you won’t hear anywhere else. 🎧 Listen now for laughs, cringe, and a whole lot of “WTF?!” #ComedyPodcast #DatingFails #BumbleDisasters #IdentityCrisis #MadGeniusPod
info_outlineComedian Ariel Kashanchi is back on the dating apps, and she’s spilling the tea on the wild world of modern romance. But that’s not all—this episode of Mad Genius dives into the insanity of Fyre Fest 2 (yes, it’s happening), the Tiffany’s thief who swallowed stolen earrings mid-heist, and a truly disturbing Texas couple who took “kink” way too far. Buckle up for a hilarious, unfiltered ride through the week’s most outrageous headlines.
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