#708 Jesus was a MALE lion
Minion Death Cult
TODAY: Alex vents about Teamsters president Sean O'Brien's most recent Prager U Grandpa arc and we try to figure out why a labor leader would spend this opportune moment podcasting with celebrities and criticizing pro-labor dems. ALSO: Trump's approval numbers sink--even among young men--as people are reminded once again what a Trump presidency looks like. MAGA voters somehow see this as an opportunity for a third term. FINALLY: Despicable feminist Greta Gerwig weighs casting an iconic actor to play Aslan in her Lion, the Witch, and The Wardrobe reboot, and a jewish conservative AM radio host...
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#707 They forced him to have the tattoo. lol. That's what were supposed to believe (preview)
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TODAY: We discuss the illegal abduction and deportation of Maryland resident Kilmar Abrego Garcia and the mass hysteria around his "MS-13 tattoos" We explore the collective delusion cultivated by and for Trump supporters in order to convince themselves that the smiley face is a gang sign. ALSO: An Amateur golfer wears a DISGUSTING and DISRESPECTFUL upside-down logo hat to the Augusta Masters tournament adn we're left to wonder if there is any goodness left in this world. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at for only $5/month
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#706 Conservative Goth Tradwife w/Ani
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TODAY: Ani the Annihilator joins us to discuss the warzone of her hometown of Seattle and the vicious guerrilla fighting over control of the city's crosswalk messages. Will a cheeky anti-Bezos recording be the end of billionaires in the silicon city? Or could the whole thing just be "AI"? PLUS: We review a new christian hardcore band and discuss the best christian hardcore bands throughout history as well as our personal histories destroying non-believers in the Norma Jean mosh pit FINALLY: A schism in the Conservative Goths facebook group over an "ideal woman" meme causes female members to...
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#705 When the far-left communist and the far right national-socialist decide to make music together (preview)
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TODAY: Alex recommend Common Side Effects, a new animated show from the creators of Scavenger's Reign, Mike Judge, and Greg Daniels. Can a hippie nerd with a magic mushroom take down Big Pharma and their government cronies? ALSO: Trump tells reporters his "third term" speculation isn't a joke, and his loyal followers pretend that its still a joke, lament that it's not real, and mock liberals for their concern. We discuss the methods Trump might use to run for a third term and wonder if this final power grab would be enough for normal liberals to start doing very cool things. LASTLY: We review...
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#704 If it wasn't race then WTF was it?
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TODAY: We follow up on Trump's on-again-off-again Tariffs to remind everyone that we are watching a master at work. Why would Trump tank the stock market, lose a bunch of political capital to achieve less than nothing? We look at the 5D chess explanations such as: "It's called insider trading, dumbass," and "the market is volatile, idiot" ALSO: The right wing has gone too long without a race war, so theyre desperately taking an imagined L in the self-defense stabbing of a white teen by a black teen who was reportedly assaulted at a track meet. We take a look at the actual story vs. the...
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#703 Losing money means nothing. (preview)
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TODAY: We're revisited by an old friend, Minion's Law, over a Wikipedia citation, and are left to wonder how the CIA is corrupting definitional overviews of various political tendencies on the user-annotated database PLUS: We discuss the Trump tariffs and the feverish cope radiating from all corners of the right wing internet as the stock market loses trillions in speculative wealth. Is this Trump's genuine stab at economic populism? Can we tax ourselves into spontaneously reindustrializing? Will the rest of the world eventually get sick of our shit? Get a bonus episode every week by signing...
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UNLOCKED: Batteries just blown up by itself. Try not to drive them to reduce risks. Simple. w/Aaron Thorpe
Minion Death Cult
TODAY: of the Trillbillies joins us to talk sci-fi art, alleged acts of anti-Tesla terrorism, and Minion Death Cult being cancelled for liberalism (supporting unions) We start off with a brief review of Mickey 17 and our mutual childhood love of art and how our nostalgia is Good vs the fascistic nostalgia going around right now THEN: We explore the curious nature of a failing, overpriced car brand with thousands of unsold vehicles with manufacturing defects being suddenly "attacked" by anti-Elon protestors and whether anyone might stand to benefit from these liabilities being written-off...
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#702 If you would like to be a us federal Marshall be at crockett police department 7am it pays 500/day treason is death (preview)
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TODAY: Bill Gates comes out in favor of AI replacing millions of workers, and we get to see the right react to a "bad" billionaire espousing the same exact views as the "good" ones. Patriots weigh their hatred of workers against their hatred of "liberal progressive socialist tech billionaires," and some conclude that the wealthy elite owning the means of production might have some downsides. PLUS: A MAGA man deputizes his facebook friends as US Marshalls and plans a daring attempt to take back control of the country and you could earn up to $500/day helping him reclaim government assets for...
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#701 While I think TDS is a legitimate thing. I think most of these ppl would use it to receive disability from things like SS
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FIRST: We celebrate pretending to play sports, from the ghost baseball of Field of Dreams to a golf influencer who uses an imaginary golf ball to Make A Point THEN: A clever Minnesota GOP culture warrior files a cheeky bill trolling Trump haters before immediately getting arrested for soliciting a minor. Maybe the Trump Derangement people actually are psychic? ALSO: Trump eliminates collective bargaining rights for thousands of federal workers, and Alex tries to talk some sense into private sector union workers refusing to stand with their public sector siblings. Get a bonus episode every week...
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#700 Batteries just blown up by itself. Try not to drive them to reduce risks. Simple. w/Aaron Thorpe (preview)
Minion Death Cult
TODAY: of the Trillbillies joins us to talk sci-fi art, alleged acts of anti-Tesla terrorism, and Minion Death Cult being cancelled for liberalism (supporting unions) We start off with a brief review of Mickey 17 and our mutual childhood love of art and how our nostalgia is Good vs the fascistic nostalgia going around right now THEN: We explore the curious nature of a failing, overpriced car brand with thousands of unsold vehicles with manufacturing defects being suddenly "attacked" by anti-Elon protestors and whether anyone might stand to benefit from these liabilities being written-off as...
info_outlineTODAY: We're revisited by an old friend, Minion's Law, over a Wikipedia citation, and are left to wonder how the CIA is corrupting definitional overviews of various political tendencies on the user-annotated database
PLUS: We discuss the Trump tariffs and the feverish cope radiating from all corners of the right wing internet as the stock market loses trillions in speculative wealth.
Is this Trump's genuine stab at economic populism? Can we tax ourselves into spontaneously reindustrializing? Will the rest of the world eventually get sick of our shit?
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