288. Jurassic Park & Jurassic World: Rebirth with special guest Hiko Mitsuzuka
Release Date: 07/11/2025
Movies That Made Us Gay
“I just want to consult the big Avon handbook.” It’s Christmas at Movies That Made Us Gay, and we watched “Edward Scissorhands.” We’ve been enchanted with this Tim Burton-directed gem for decades, and it feels like we’ve waited that long to cover it on the pod. Edward is a suburban goth Frankenstein, and our teen angst hearts were forever taken with his Clara Bow makeup, Robert Smith hair, and Johnny Depp’s subtle performance. Gen X Queen Winona Ryder is giving ethereal “Tim Burton Blonde,” but she’s no damsel in distress. Winona and Johnny famously went on to become a...
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"Allow myself to introduce... myself." Yeah, Baby! We finally talk about Austin Powers on the podcast, and double-featured "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery" (1997) and "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me" (1999), and yes this sort of thing is my bag, baby! Mike Myers ruled comedy for a majority of the 1990s with hits like "Wayne’s World", "So I Married and Axe Murderer", and his shagadelic secret agent Austin (Danger) Powers that had every middle school boy in a chokehold of quotable lines. Way before there were memes, there was reciting iconic lines like "Do I make you...
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“I may be a drape, but I love your granddaughter. And if that's a crime, I'll stand convicted, ma'am.” We watched “Cry-Baby”, directed by John Waters, with our friend and rockabilly expert Janelle, and there’s nothing the matter with our faces - we’ve got character! Listen, John Waters movies are camp, trash, queer, drag, cinema classics, and “Cry-Baby” is a prime example. Johnny Depp broke out of TV jail (it was the late 80’s/early 90’s) and jumped onto the big screen in the first of his quirky character choices playing Wade “Cry-Baby” Walker. Cry-Baby and his gang of...
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“Professor, my dreams grow darker. Does evil come from within us, or from beyond?” We watched a double feature of the original “Nosferatu” from 1922, directed by F.W. Murnau, and the most recent version, “Nosferatu” from 2024, directed by Robert Eggers, and we may need to sleep with the lights on. The original “Nosferatu” is the archetype for not only modern vampire movies but for horror movies in general. Count Orlok, as portrayed by Max Schreck (yes, it’s his real name), is so iconic that it’s become part of vampire lore. The Eggers film took this century-old material and...
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"Can I please get another glass of Chardonnay please?" We’re back on our horror icon Michael Myers this week as we look back at Halloween: H20. Released for the 20th anniversary of John Carpenter’s original summer of 1998, it was an early capitalizer of nostalgia culture, this time scrapping 4, 5, and 6 (The Thorn Trilogy) in favor of a more streamlined story. Jamie Lee Curtis is back playing Laurie Strode, after a seventeen-year hiatus. Laurie is in hidding after faking her own death after the events of Halloween II, and is the head mistress of a excluvie west coast boarding school. It's...
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“You see, Jason was my son, and today is his birthday.” We’re back talking about an iconic 80s slasher for October, or shall we say our favorite slasher mother! We broke out our Friday the 13th box set and watched the original 1980 movie. Released on the coat tails of John Carpenter’s Halloween to capitalize on the masked psycho killer craze. Made for a slim budget of $550,000, but becoming a sleeper hit and eventual genre touchstone of the decade. We talk about the classic slasher elements its writer, Victor Miller, and director, Sean S. Cunningham, put in their “rip-off” of...
info_outline"Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the Earth." It's a double feature summer at Movies That Made Us Gay, and we watched the original "Jurassic Park" and the latest entry "Jurassic World: Rebirth" with our friend and the newest member of the MTMUG Five Timers Club, Hiko Mitsuzuka. His monogrammed smoking jacket is on back order. Listen, what else can be added to the conversation about the original Jurassic Park? Yes, Laura Dern was a sexual awakening for many a young gay girl (and boy), yes the Dilophosaurus is a lesbian icon (much like the aforementioned Laura Dern), and yes Robert Muldoon (Bob Peck) in kahki short-shorts made us feel some type of way with those bulging thighs. But we're here to add to the conversation as well as talk about the latest - and possibly queer-est (most queer?) entry into the Jurassic canon. While there may be subtext indicating a possible future love story between Dr. Henry Loomis (Jonathan Bailey) and Zora Bennet (Scarlett Johansson), we would like to point out that Jonathan and SacrJo could still turn out to be gay besties in the inevitable sequel. Did Scarlett let out a sigh of relief when she found out her male lead in this film is an out gay male actor? Possibly. Should the filmmakers have just given in and let Jonathan play the role using his normal accent? Listen, Sam Neill's hybrid Kiwi-American accent worked just fine in the original. "Slutty little glasses" and questionable accents aside, Jonathan Bailey and Scarlett Johansson are a welcome addition to the Jurassic family. Is that a read on previous cast members? We'll let you decide. "Clever girl."
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