Hurricanrama
Nightdrive
In the wake of hurricane Jeremy, tonight we're providing much needed advice to keep YOU safe from hidden alligators. And thanks to our partner 106.9 The Bone We're giving away a free pair of tickets to the Cream & Ream! Tonight's callers include: Duck Winters: His expertise just might keep your fingers attached. Long Hauler Bob: Why's he hauling so many chicken cloacas? Stan: His #1 problem is who's stopping his #2s. and others! Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! on bluesky @ on instagram on Threads Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and...
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FRN: Spaghetti Class Action, Vatican Ghost Protocol, Statue Battle Continues
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It's 6:22 pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News: Tonight: Vatican reconsidering supernatural classification Spaghettidyne Class Action Lawsuit Say Hello to Our New Sister City... Poland ON THE SPOT: Which Statue Are You Voting For Fakahatchee? The Rock and Roll Weather Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! on X @ on instagram on Threads on bluesky Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: or support the show on ! A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible:...
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Oh Hey, Sister City!
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After lawyers pulled us off the air, we're back! And tonight we're talking about Fakahatchee getting a potential sister city! Tonight's callers include: Chester Lazerham: Worried about two governments poking around in his kitchen. Mikey Dusoleil: Why he's holding back on signing off on our sister city. Brad Clooney & Reese Aniston: With their picks for who our sister city should be. and others Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! on X @ on instagram on Threads on bluesky Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever...
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FRN: Statue Snag, DanZ Faceoff, Nightmonster Report
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It's 'Five' pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News: Tonight: The DanZ and Florida Feud: Chuchi Bonhomme with a special update A special report from Chad 'The Nightmonster' Malloy. Gator Greg Statue Hits A Snag Fakahatchee Police Blotter Join the other criminals of Fakahatchee on the Police Blotter by joining our Sound off, Fakahatchee! on Twitter and on instagram @
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LIVE from Gator Greg's Funeral
Nightdrive
Join us as KFAK broadcasts LIVE from Gator Greg's Funeral at Duck Winter's GatorGanza in the Sir Chomps-a-Lot Feeding Pavillion where anything can happen. It promises to be a star studded affair with Mr. Winters' promising tons of celebrity appearances and other surprises to maximize your grief. Services will be officiated by Father Michael Petrie Readings by Royston Bongdonor and Skrit Chowderhorn Eulogies from Duck Winters, Mayor Mikey duSoleil, and a few other surprises Special Musical Guests and the heavenly sounds of the Our Lady of the Swamp Gospel Choir We're gonna...
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Goodnight Sweet Gator
Nightdrive
We say goodbye to an absolute legend among alligators as he slips and slides away into that great big muddy swamp in the sky. (We're talking about Heaven.) Tonight's callers include: Duck Winters: How will he continue on without his best friend (and best earning) alligator. Dr. Leonard 'Skinny' Scroggins: Shares his top three grieving tips. Has he solved the mystery of Mastica Ennui? Plinth Forsythe: Regales us with the story of how Gator Greg Luganis was awarded a purple heart. And others... So grab your tissues and your hankerchiefs! We're gonna share our memories of this big ole...
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FRN: Sick Gator, New Justice, Sports Highlights
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It's 'Five' pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News: Tonight: Gator Sick! Wrangler Mangler Victims Found? Chess Moves Closer to Winner! Sound off, Fakahatchee! on Twitter and on instagram @ With a very special thanks to Casey Redmon and Clint Gage.
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Introducing - Oh S#!T Vampires
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You know Clint and Evan from NightDrive as their geriatric rivalry poisons the safety of Fakahatchee's streets! Well they've launched a limited podcast based off a comedy novella they've put together featuring tons of different writers (including other NightDrive alums.) Oh S#!t, Vampires is the story of a small town journalist who witnesses a shocking murder and decides to do something about it. But what she decides to do about it... is up to the next writer. With only the previous chapter to work with, and an opening line provided by the previous author, everybody gets to take their best...
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Serpent Up Animosity
Nightdrive
The Great Snake Hunt is upon us! So grab your sticks, shovels and dynamite and get ready to turn those slippery snakes into cold hard cash. Tonight's callers include: Rickney Brofeld: With a great way to get those snakes and fast. Fr. Jonah Likely: Is he housing snakes in his holy 'Snaketuary?' Royston Bongdonor & Skrit Chowderhorn: Can Horace broker peace in our streets? Everyone's favorite serial killer The Hot Sauce Man And Sheriff Bud Nichols with an incredible announcement. So let's get stacking those snakes and then we can stack that paper! This episode is brought to...
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Braghers Big Burnin Burger Barge
Nightdrive
Seems a quiet night- or is it? Tonight's callers include: Nasa Public Relations: Calling on the public to help find a missing moon rock. Bob Bragher: Is the Burger Barge the first bar and grill to sink? Rocker Dick Coors: Lookin' for a new Banquet Bear to complete the band. All of this and Dan Z Universe declares its sovereignty from Florida. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! on Twitter @ on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: or support the show on ! And a very special thank you...
info_outlineIt's Five pm... and time for the news:
- Tonight: A brand new animal? No thank you!
- CDC teases exciting new symptoms for 2022
- Horny Bot's Plug Pulled
- Mayor's Day is right around the corner
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