Nugatory Quest
Twenty years ago, the world was hit with an outbreak of unprecedented proportions. ...
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Michael Caine. Michael Caine. Cain, Michael Caine. Michael Michael! Michael Caine!
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Taylor and Neil were going to include a fun description that elaborated on the amusing joke comprising this episode's title but have been advised by their lawyer that they probably shouldn't. Just, no. Stop. Quit while you're ahead boys. You don't know what you're talking about. Stop digging that hole. Seriously just stop.
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Mild-mannered, law-abiding Mark Kaminsky is your run-of-the-mill small town sheriff who is also an ex-detective. One day, he's called back into action where he is shot a bunch by the Dad from That '70s Show. He has survived and been rebuilt as the smoothest, coolest and rawest robot cop you'll ever meet. Now he's on a one bot mission to clean up the streets from the filth he swore on his dead family or something to avenge. Arnold Schwarzenegger stars or whatever. Explosions! ...
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In which Taylor and Neil realize there is a large gulf between their definition and pronunciations of the word gulf.
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Oh noe! Hoosawiddlepuppy? Yooaliddlepuppy!
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What? We enjoy the breeze...
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I've been ridin' these plains so longSingin' the same old songI know every town on the dirty side of Mississippi Where hustle's the name of the gameAnd nice guys get washed away like the snow and the rainThere's been a load of compromisin'On the road to my horizonBut I'm gonna be where the gold is shinin' on meLike a Fool's Gold CowboyRiding away on a horse from a botched bank jobLike a Fool's Gold CowboyGetting writs and letters from people I don't even knowAnd offers comin' over the wind ...
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We here at Nugatory Quest would like to apologize for totally bumming you out with this episode. It doesn't seem like something we should be capable of doing but, well, sometimes things happen. What looks to be a wacky trivia question might just turn out to be the most depressing thing you've read in a while. That said, we've kept the conversation largely unedited because it actually contains a few facts that, while rough, are pretty important. So again, sorry about this and please know that any laughter during that section is merely shock and not because we're the worst people. We'll get back...
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Good mornin' cap'n! Wos the weather be lookin' like today?
Fresh and prosperous, my dear chap! Are you ready to let loose the sails and explore this vast new land before us?
Cor blimey I am, sir! Yeh want I should get yer maps out for yeh?
Yes, yes, my dear friend but wait one moment. I could use your help in deciding what to call this peculiar spot we happened upon yesterday.
Wha, this one 'ere?
Yes, indeed. What does that pond look like to you?
Well, uh, cap'n, I know wha it looks like to ME but...I shouldna say in polite public. 'Tisn't right.
Oh but my dear Mr. Lane. That is where you are very wrong. Very wrong, indeed.
Course Materials:
1. Vibrator Creek
2. Embarassing
3. Porsha
4. CanCon
5. Yippies
6. Lullababy