OBDM1287 - Dogs Destroy the Environment and Sperm Racing: A New Age of Absurdity
Release Date: 04/19/2025
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00:00:00 – AI Jingles, Discord Shenanigans, and Pandemic Nostalgia Show begins with talk about listener-submitted jingles and AI-produced songs. White Rabbit contributes a late-night TV-style song. Hosts promote the Discord community and Patreon. Banter about COVID nostalgics who miss lockdowns and compliance culture. Rush Limbaugh spoof inserted to mock budget cut news. First Alex Jones clip of the week features biblical justifications from Netanyahu and robot apocalypses. 00:10:00 – Anti-Nuke Theories, Trump + Qatar, and More Alex Jones Madness Debate on whether nuclear...
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00:00:00 - Show Format and Listener Complaints Hosts address criticisms of sound drops, format changes, and Discord drama. The show’s identity as a mix of paranormal, conspiracy, and goofy morning-radio energy is reaffirmed. First story kicks off: a man proposes to his AI chatbot, sparking reactions. 00:10:00 - AI Love, Polygamy, and Support Groups Deeper look into the man’s AI relationship — despite having a human partner and child. Another user created an AI companion after moving away from her spouse. Discussion on how society may be promoting digital companionship over...
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00:00:00 - Technical Woes and Alex Jones Clips The crew kicks off with complaints about Zoom updates, tech mishaps, and recovering from "goat issues." They catch up on news via Alex Jones clips, including his wild, offensive rants and commentary on MAGA's fractured base and World War III fears. 00:10:00 - Trump, Iran, and the Council on Foreign Relations Discussion turns to Trump’s shifting stance on Iran. The Council on Foreign Relations surprisingly urges against U.S. involvement in Israel's military action against Iran. The hosts debate neocon warmongering and America’s push for...
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Shane from inquiries of our reality | Grim from Cruising with Steak | 00:00:00 – Alex Jones Clip Recap & Podcast Introductions Introductions with Mike, Grim, and guest Shane from "Inquiries of Our Reality." Discussion about Alex Jones’ weekly clips featuring absurd, controversial, and comedic rants. Some clips include goblin references, sexual innuendoes, and over-the-top calls for uprisings. 00:10:00 – Skinwalker Ranch Season 6 Begins Recap of the latest "Secret of Skinwalker Ranch" episode, including drilling into the mesa, discovering ceramic-like,...
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🎉 00:00:00 - Celebrating Episode 1300 & Show Memories Hosts reflect on the milestone of 1300 episodes; Joe is absent for this one. Recounting memorable segments, including Spanky calling from the hospital and singing. Discussion of recurring and continuing nightmares; audience encouraged to share similar experiences. Technical jokes and behind-the-scenes chat about phone systems and the challenges of taking 1300 calls. 🤖 00:10:00 - AI Predictions of Doom Exploration of an article warning that AI could reduce the global population to 100 million by 2300. Discussing...
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00:00:00 - Show Opening, Pride Month & Themed Month Ideas Hosts discuss Joe's absence and speculate about his return. Introduce idea of “Astral August” for stories on astral projection and out-of-body experiences. Recap of the new "Karate Kid" movie featuring Jackie Chan and Ralph Macchio. Begin Alex Jones audio clip commentary segment. 00:10:00 - Fungus-Zombie Cicadas & Palantir AI Surveillance Concerns Fungus turning cicadas into “horny zombies” story. Warnings about Palantir AI building surveillance profiles on Americans using cross-agency data. Fears of...
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Mike and Cretched / New Kingdom Update / Monster May: Goatman / a Ghost Killed a Man / The Mushroom Hikers / Strange New Drug / Trump is collecting your data / Trump Tariffs / Chinese Robot Boxers / Open Lines / Mothman / Sexy Party DJs / Meta AI Privacy / Nake Guy with a pump / End Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research ▀▄▀▄▀ CONTACT LINKS ▀▄▀▄▀ ► Phone: 614-388-9109 ► Skype: ourbigdumbmouth ► Website: ► Twitch: ...
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00:00:00 - Discussion about AI Songs and Naked Man in Shed The episode opens with technical hiccups and updates on new AI song packs created by the hosts. They discuss a bizarre news story about a naked man found in a Lowe’s display shed with Vaseline and a telephone, inspiring a new AI song called "Don’t Look in the Shed." 00:10:00 - Alex Jones Clips and Jeremy Renner Teaser Debut of the AI song “Don’t Look in the Shed,” filled with humorous and grunge-inspired lyrics. A roundup of Alex Jones’ wildest clips of the week. A Steven Seagal-style preview introduces upcoming...
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🐾 Tribute to a Fallen Companion 00:00:00 - Mike shares the emotional story of losing his beloved dog Bogey, who had been with him since 2011 and often featured on the podcast. The team reflects on grief, pet loss, and transitions into some lighthearted commentary, including Joe Biden’s “No Malarkey” persona and potential hidden health issues. 🦍 Monster May Begins: Bigfoot Investigations 00:10:00 - Launch of “Monster May” with a review of Expedition Bigfoot Season 6. The team breaks down mysterious phenomena like unexplained lights, shadow figures, and tree structures found in...
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Sorry for the shorter show, but Mike had family stuff to attend to 00:00:00 – Joe’s Absence and Discord Activity Discussion about Joe being overwhelmed by freelance and full-time work, leading to his temporary break from the show. Mention of Joe’s occasional Discord presence and nostalgic gaming sessions with Mike, including Sunday night video games like PUBG and Sea of Thieves. 00:10:00 – Monster May: The Van Meter Visitor Introduction to the Van Meter Visitor, a winged humanoid cryptid reportedly sighted in Van Meter, Iowa, in 1903. Described as 7–9 feet tall, glowing...
info_outline00:00:00 – Joe Returns and Anti-Dog Climate Push
Joe is back from vacation and reflects on a noisy Houston trip. The crew dives into a report claiming that pet dogs are a climate threat due to their emissions and impact on wildlife. The show debates the logic and absurdity of this claim, humorously defending dog ownership.
00:10:00 – Poop Theory and Dog Attack Prevention
Discussion deepens around dog waste, the logistics of picking it up, and the environmental footprint of dog food. A bizarre story emerges about a man stopping a dog attack by inserting his finger into the dog’s backside — sparking disbelief and crude jokes.
00:20:00 – Dog Park Chaos and Tech Illiteracy Study
A second video shows more dog park drama. The team transitions to a new study that links lack of computer skills to lower intelligence rather than lack of training, sparking commentary on aging, tech literacy, and whether some people are just beyond help.
00:30:00 – Helicopter Marshmallow Drops and Sperm Racing
A Michigan Easter event drops marshmallows from a helicopter, but kids aren't allowed to eat them — only trade them for prizes. The episode then dives into the bizarre concept of “sperm racing,” a real event in LA involving university students, sperm samples, leaderboards, and betting.
00:40:00 – Sperm Racing Gets Real and Tucker’s Turn
The logistics of sperm races continue, and the absurdity of the event is explored. Then the focus shifts to Tucker Carlson’s recent shift from establishment war hawk to 9/11 skeptic, showing how drastically public figures can evolve over time.
00:50:00 – AI Trading Grifts and Diaper Challenges
The team critiques a fake AI influencer claiming stock market success. They mock TikTok trends where adults participate in diaper-wearing challenges. A comedian's bit about aging and avoiding loud places sparks agreement and stories from the hosts.
01:00:00 – Triggered Over MAGA Hats and Media Bias
A woman loses it over someone wearing a MAGA hat at a restaurant. The hosts examine extreme emotional reactions and discuss how mainstream media selectively crafts sympathetic narratives depending on politics.
01:10:00 – Deported “Maryland Father” vs. MS-13 Reality
The show unpacks the media story about a deported "Maryland father" that glosses over his gang ties and illegal entry. Audio clips show the political spin versus actual legal records, including the MS-13 affiliation and multiple arrests.
01:20:00 – Narrative Control and Listener Abduction Stories
More analysis of the deportation case and the twisted logic used to defend gang-affiliated individuals. Listeners call in, including one sharing a fragmented, emotional story of alien abduction, missing time, and strange childhood encounters.
01:30:00 – Abduction Memories and Strange News Wrap-Up
Another caller recounts being paralyzed and encountering a being in his room as a child. The segment ends with a lighthearted news story about Trump-themed toilet brushes trending in China as satire amid trade tensions.
01:40:00 – Time Manipulation & Temporal Disorientation
Discussion turns to oddities around time manipulation and perception — stories involving waking up disoriented, backward bedding, strange memory gaps, and speculation about reality manipulation or missing time. Alien abduction themes are revisited, tying into earlier calls.
01:50:00 – Toddler Arguments and Diaper Logic
The show humorously shifts gears into absurd conversations toddlers have — like bargaining over diapers, making "challenges" out of wearing them, and the surreal logic toddlers use. The hosts riff on how it feels like arguing with a drunk tiny person.
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