OBDM1287 - Dogs Destroy the Environment and Sperm Racing: A New Age of Absurdity
Release Date: 04/19/2025
Our Big Dumb Mouth
00:00:00 – Joe Returns and Anti-Dog Climate Push Joe is back from vacation and reflects on a noisy Houston trip. The crew dives into a report claiming that pet dogs are a climate threat due to their emissions and impact on wildlife. The show debates the logic and absurdity of this claim, humorously defending dog ownership. 00:10:00 – Poop Theory and Dog Attack Prevention Discussion deepens around dog waste, the logistics of picking it up, and the environmental footprint of dog food. A bizarre story emerges about a man stopping a dog attack by inserting his finger into the dog’s backside...
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00:00:00 – Show Setup, Joe’s Absence, and Alex Jones Clips Mike talks about Joe being away for work and floating the idea of rebranding the show. Scheduling updates are discussed for upcoming episodes. The Alex Jones clips of the week feature bizarre rants involving aliens, political decapitation, and erratic health conspiracies. 00:10:00 – Biden's Wild Speech and AI Voice Antics Biden’s animated and disjointed speech is reviewed, filled with emotional tangents and outbursts. The team speculates about performance enhancers being used. They joke about AI voice recreations of Biden...
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00:00:00 – Audio Setup, Star Wars Fan Debate Show starts with discussion about audio stream issues and Joe's absence due to birthday plans. Hosts joke about birthday priorities, algorithmic rage culture, and how Joe gets his news. Transition to Star Wars fandom; debate about original Star Wars theatrical cut and George Lucas’s revisions. 00:10:00 – Star Wars Original Cut Return & Box Office Potential Conversation about the 1977 Star Wars cut being screened in London. Discussion on fan-made restorations, black market versions, and speculation on financial success if...
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00:00:00 - Bizarre Manager Tales and Alex Jones Clips Show opens with banter about Joe’s intense management style and new gig. A selection of wild Alex Jones clips is played, prompting commentary on his chaotic delivery. Brief update on financial markets and some humorous talk about waffles and economic indicators. 00:10:00 - Trump's Tariffs and Global Trade Drama Trump enacts 125% tariffs on China, sparing other nations temporarily. Discussion on whether the goal is to isolate China or encourage wider global cooperation. Kevin O’Leary’s call for 400% tariffs sparks debate...
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🛫 Joe’s Mysterious Job & South American Hitler Sightings 00:00:00 - The hosts speculate on Joe’s new job, possibly involving out-of-state travel and "cracking skulls" as a project manager. They revisit a previous caller who shared theories on Nazis and Hitler hiding in South America, linking it to classic Elvis sightings and mysticism. 📉 Trump’s Tariffs & Economic Apocalypse 00:10:00 - Trump announces reciprocal tariffs, presented humorously with a Jeff Goldblum voiceover. The hosts debate potential effects on the global economy and discuss media reactions to Trump's move....
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00:00:00 --> 00:10:00 – The hosts reminisce about the show’s evolution, from early image feeds to livestreams and changing co-hosts. Mike shares updates about working as a sound engineer for his wife's band and reflects on the challenges of music production. The show dives into Alex Jones clips, including bizarre rants and confusion between Jeff Goldblum and “Jeff Goldberg.” 00:10:00 --> 00:20:00 – More absurd Alex Jones quotes are played and analyzed, filled with shirtless rants and chaotic statements. The team introduces headlines, focusing on a new alien abduction...
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[00:00:00] - Joe returns from Mexico and shares travel stories involving cheap booze and some sketchy logistics. The crew transitions into the release of JFK files, highlighting the disappointment that no conclusive “smoking gun” was revealed, despite Rep. Paulina Luna claiming NBC has unseen Oswald footage. [00:10:00] - Speculation about the hidden Oswald footage continues. Talk turns to media cover-ups, the CIA’s possible involvement, and the suppression of controversial stories like Epstein. Then, the show pivots to bizarre headlines about robot dogs, AI homes, and MIT's...
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00:00:00 – Opens with Joe still on vacation, Alex Jones soundboard chaos, and talk about the pyramid dig controversy in Egypt. Wild theories on ancient structures, black ops, and potential pole shifts are thrown around. 00:10:00 – More hilarious Alex Jones clips, including shirtless moments. The guys riff on Trump reportedly wanting the U.S. to join the British Commonwealth and whether it’s a serious diplomatic proposal or trolling. 00:20:00 – Deep dive into the Commonwealth idea: pros, cons, trade impact, and cultural symbolism. They debate what joining would mean for U.S....
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00:00:00 - The guys joke about the audio quality and encourage listeners to use their imagination with the audio-only format. Mike shares stories from the homestead, including his dog chasing off a fox. Paranormal topics teased: haunted TVs, pyramids, and the bizarre superhero "Nun Man." 00:10:00 - Haunted television deep dive: The hosts discuss horror movies (Poltergeist, The Ring) and historical tech-related ghost stories. Early TV tech led to paranoia and ghost sightings, with theories even suggesting TVs might one day tune into the spirit world. 00:20:00 - Stories from the 1950s...
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00:00:00 - The show kicks off with Mike, Joe, and Cratchit discussing various topics, including a humorous take on finding out who really killed JFK. They dive into the latest "hot drops" of newly released JFK files and discuss the lack of a definitive "CIA did it" admission. The conversation moves to Alex Jones' latest clips, featuring bizarre rants and moments from his broadcasts. 00:10:00 - The team discusses Trump's State of the Union, with speculation about his behavior and an exaggerated joke about him guzzling feces. They transition into discussing the release of new JFK files,...
info_outline00:00:00 – Joe Returns and Anti-Dog Climate Push
Joe is back from vacation and reflects on a noisy Houston trip. The crew dives into a report claiming that pet dogs are a climate threat due to their emissions and impact on wildlife. The show debates the logic and absurdity of this claim, humorously defending dog ownership.
00:10:00 – Poop Theory and Dog Attack Prevention
Discussion deepens around dog waste, the logistics of picking it up, and the environmental footprint of dog food. A bizarre story emerges about a man stopping a dog attack by inserting his finger into the dog’s backside — sparking disbelief and crude jokes.
00:20:00 – Dog Park Chaos and Tech Illiteracy Study
A second video shows more dog park drama. The team transitions to a new study that links lack of computer skills to lower intelligence rather than lack of training, sparking commentary on aging, tech literacy, and whether some people are just beyond help.
00:30:00 – Helicopter Marshmallow Drops and Sperm Racing
A Michigan Easter event drops marshmallows from a helicopter, but kids aren't allowed to eat them — only trade them for prizes. The episode then dives into the bizarre concept of “sperm racing,” a real event in LA involving university students, sperm samples, leaderboards, and betting.
00:40:00 – Sperm Racing Gets Real and Tucker’s Turn
The logistics of sperm races continue, and the absurdity of the event is explored. Then the focus shifts to Tucker Carlson’s recent shift from establishment war hawk to 9/11 skeptic, showing how drastically public figures can evolve over time.
00:50:00 – AI Trading Grifts and Diaper Challenges
The team critiques a fake AI influencer claiming stock market success. They mock TikTok trends where adults participate in diaper-wearing challenges. A comedian's bit about aging and avoiding loud places sparks agreement and stories from the hosts.
01:00:00 – Triggered Over MAGA Hats and Media Bias
A woman loses it over someone wearing a MAGA hat at a restaurant. The hosts examine extreme emotional reactions and discuss how mainstream media selectively crafts sympathetic narratives depending on politics.
01:10:00 – Deported “Maryland Father” vs. MS-13 Reality
The show unpacks the media story about a deported "Maryland father" that glosses over his gang ties and illegal entry. Audio clips show the political spin versus actual legal records, including the MS-13 affiliation and multiple arrests.
01:20:00 – Narrative Control and Listener Abduction Stories
More analysis of the deportation case and the twisted logic used to defend gang-affiliated individuals. Listeners call in, including one sharing a fragmented, emotional story of alien abduction, missing time, and strange childhood encounters.
01:30:00 – Abduction Memories and Strange News Wrap-Up
Another caller recounts being paralyzed and encountering a being in his room as a child. The segment ends with a lighthearted news story about Trump-themed toilet brushes trending in China as satire amid trade tensions.
01:40:00 – Time Manipulation & Temporal Disorientation
Discussion turns to oddities around time manipulation and perception — stories involving waking up disoriented, backward bedding, strange memory gaps, and speculation about reality manipulation or missing time. Alien abduction themes are revisited, tying into earlier calls.
01:50:00 – Toddler Arguments and Diaper Logic
The show humorously shifts gears into absurd conversations toddlers have — like bargaining over diapers, making "challenges" out of wearing them, and the surreal logic toddlers use. The hosts riff on how it feels like arguing with a drunk tiny person.
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