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00:00:00 – Tech Trouble & Show Preview
Mike recaps Joe’s latest computer meltdown, plugs the GiveSendGo for Joe’s medical bills, and teases the main segments: Alex Jones “clips of the week” and expert survival tips for an alien invasion.

00:10:00 – Alex Jones Audio Montage
The crew plays a chaotic Jones sound-mash-up—“Mr. Pepperoni,” “dumb-a-bust,” and other outbursts—then riffs on YouTube censorship and why the show struggles on the platform.

00:20:00 – Billionaire Bunkers & Sam Altman
Conversation shifts to doomsday prepping among tech elites: Sam Altman’s rumored bunker plans, Worldcoin’s iris scans, and the growing “AI-armageddon” anxiety.

00:30:00 – Russell Crowe’s 2027 Alien Prediction
Russell Crowe’s GQ clip sparks debate on a possible 2027 “contact” date, the Doomsday Clock, and society’s fixation on existential threats.

00:40:00 – How to Survive an Alien Attack
Step-by-step guide: stay calm, bunker up, kill the A/C to foil infrared, monitor short-wave, and aim for alien “eyes, gills or gonads” if it comes to blows.

00:50:00 – “My Neighbor Is an Alien” Homicide
A Minnesota man fatally shoots a 70-year-old neighbor he thought was extraterrestrial—raising dark questions about paranoia, legality, and mental health.

01:00:00 – Kecksburg: Pennsylvania’s Roswell Re-opened
History Channel uses drone LIDAR to hunt fresh evidence at the 1965 Kecksburg crash site; locals recall acorn-shaped craft and intimidating men in black.

01:10:00 – The Vanishing Corpse Flight
An 83-year-old dies mid-flight from Istanbul to Chicago—yet the body “disappears” before landing, leaving airlines and authorities baffled.

01:20:00 – Tsunami Hype: “Could Be Bigger…or Smaller”
Cratchit lampoons sensational wave warnings after a Russian quake; real measurements show only minor surges, but headlines still scream doom.

01:30:00 – Another Jeffrey Epstein (Really) Runs for Mayor
A perfectly innocent “Jeffrey Epstein” campaigns in Massachusetts—providing endless headline fodder and jokes about unfortunate name recognition.

01:40:00 – Turtles in the TSA Scanner
Florida woman busted with two live turtles stuffed in her bra; hosts recap other reptile-smuggling capers (including the infamous “pants turtle”).

01:50:00 – Wallet Lost for 11 Years Found in Ford Engine
Feel-good story: a mechanic discovers a coworker’s wallet lodged in a Ford Edge after 150k miles—gift cards still honoured (inflation not included).

02:00:00 – Sign-off Shenanigans
Recording ends with rapid-fire banter, “watch the skies” jokes, and the usual OBDM fare of plugs, laughter, and pepperoni callbacks.

 

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