Enrolling in the Disney College Program
Theme Park Trash
Today we’re leaving the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy in the FINAL EPISODE of Theme Park Trash! Rosie and Miya consider their sliding doors moment: what would have happened if they had done the Disney College Program instead of this podcast? They also catch up on some no-longer-new theme park news, from the Epcot revival we didn’t want to Disney wedding discourse, and put Rosie through a last round of Would You Eat This? where they both fall hard for one last snack. Thank you for an incredible 3 years! We love every single one of you, genuinely. Follow us to our new...
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"Would You Eat This?" Extravaganza!
Theme Park Trash
In this blast from the past, and do an extra-long "Would You Eat This?" extravaganza for the most notable offerings from the WDW 50th Anniversary and the holidays. A sparkly punch makes them lose their minds, and it doesn't even have alcohol in it! They also give their long-awaited takes on Rise of the Resistance and Webslingers. --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM TWITTER SHOW NOTES free @ Art by Kimi Singer Theme by Milan Music
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Summoning Kingdom Hearts 4
Theme Park Trash
After years of promises, Rosie and Miya are finally ready to tackle Kingdom Hearts in their penultimate episode. Rosie has finally learned what Kingdom Hearts is from a mysterious anonymous source and what she found out may shock you. They also discuss ugly fonts and unveil a pro-olive conspiracy at Disney World. --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM TWITTER SHOW NOTES free @ Art by Kimi Singer Theme by Milan Music
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Becoming Urban Explorers
Theme Park Trash
In another episode from the archives, Rosie and Miya craft their perfect itineraries as urban explorers in a closed down theme park. Their first act of lawlessness will be touching the animatronics! In a blast from the past, they also discuss the then-unopened Avengers Campus and the disturbing lack of Vision’s spaghetti on the menu. --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM TWITTER SHOW NOTES free @ Art by Kimi Singer Theme by Milan Music
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MOVIE COMMENTARY: Descendants (2015, dir. Ortega)
Theme Park Trash
This episode is from our Patreon and was released on February 2, 2021. Watch along with us as we question whether or not the VK's of the Isle would handle COVID well, and other delirious pre-vaccine musings. -- Theme Park Trash is ending! Listen to our last episode to hear all about it, and what to expect on this feed. --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM TWITTER SHOW NOTES free @ Art by Kimi Singer Theme by Milan Music
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Stand Clear of the Closing Doors
Theme Park Trash
After a long and mysterious hiatus, Rosie and Miya are back to break their silence on the last nine months of theme park news including blue shrimp and the Great Figment Popcorn Bucket Fiasco of 2022. They also have a major update on the future of the pod. --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM TWITTER SHOW NOTES free @ Art by Kimi Singer Theme by Milan Music
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Shopping for our Dream Disney Weddings
Theme Park Trash
Mamma Miya, here we go (talking about weddings) again! and revisit their dream Disney weddings with greater attention to detail, scouring the daunting and its evil endless scroll for the perfect Cinderella wedding rings and Star Wars cufflinks. ! Get access to 2-3 bonus eps per month, full-length movie commentaries, and Rosie's 80-page Disney Channel Original Movie thesis for just $1! --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM TWITTER SHOW NOTES free @ Art by Kimi Singer Theme by Milan Music
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Someone got a Magic Band surgically implanted in their arm
Theme Park Trash
This episode is sponsored by ! Shop the brand new YUMS SHOP and get your very own Epcot-in-a-box full of snacks from around the world when you go to . and bring you a taste of their Patreon with a special episode on the main feed! They talk about Dumb Disney Gossip including the news of someone getting a soon-to-be-defunct piece of Disney merchandise put inside their body... yikes! Also, they devolve into discourse about if discourse is bad, and how they abused their former power as college theatre critics. 2-3 bonus eps a month for only $1! Profits from Patreon in March/April...
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Putting on a Parade
Theme Park Trash
THIS WEEK'S EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY TWRL MILK TEA! Get 15% off your order thru the month of April 2021 at DISCOUNT CODE: THEMEPARKTRASH and finally talk parades, from the turn of the century department store promo of the Macy’s parade to the Owl City scored frenzy of Paint the Night. After ranking their top 5 theme park parades each, Rosie and Miya pitch their own chaotic processions. ! Get access to 2-3 bonus eps per month, full-length movie commentaries, and Rosie's 80-page Disney Channel Original Movie thesis for just $1! --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM ...
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Putting a Theme Park on the Moon (In Honor of Joe Rohde)
Theme Park Trash
Legendary Disney imagineer Joe Rohde is going to outer space... AND SO ARE WE! In honor of Rohde’s new job as the “experience architect” at Virgin Galactic aka the first moon imagineer, and humbly pitch a few of their own ideas for a brand new moon park. ! Get access to 2-3 bonus eps per month, full-length movie commentaries, and Rosie's 80-page Disney Channel Original Movie thesis for just $1! --- FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE: INSTAGRAM TWITTER SHOW NOTES free @ Art by Kimi Singer Theme by Milan Music
info_outlineRosie and Miya are joined by popcorn connoisseur, foamfluencer, personal podcast hero, theme park journalist, and host of the Very Amusing podcast Carlye Wisel to talk about Disney park hotels. After making a horrifying churro related discovery, the three of them imagine their lives if they lived full time at a Disney hotel of their choice.
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