Get the roast beef at the Mustang Ranch
The Petri Dish
Jonathan and I are back and this week we're talking about my rat bashing, why Jonathan did 9/11, the fires that are plaguing the nation, the scam that is insurance in any form, robo tripping, and then I talk about my experience at the brothel here in Reno where I was definitely just there for comedy.
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You'll never guess who died
The Petri Dish
This week me and Jonathan take a walk on the wild side and shit all over the dead. We talk about dead local comedians, we talk about dead senators, we talk about dead looksmaxxers, we even talk about the dead careers of UFC chumps. Also I went to a water park.
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The American Nutrient Paste
The Petri Dish
This episode Jonathan and I discuss the loss of digits on the 4th of July, we discuss comedy because of course, then we talk about American Aquarium's new album and how well it captures modern American decline. Then Jonathan reads an excerpt from his substack.
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Are we funny anymore?
The Petri Dish
Jonathan and I decide to bury our heads in the dirt and just do stupid bits, are we still funny?
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Tips on how not to get booked at a comedy club
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This week me and Jonathan are talking about the art of stand-up comedy and how to not get booked at a club, then we read some news headlines from the recent past like Gwar getting investigated by the government. I talk about getting stabbed up by the blood donation people before going on a deep dive into my current electronic music obsessions. Then we end the pod by ranking our Top 5 songwriters.
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They're taking our bee jobs REUPLOAD
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AUDIO ONLY REUPLOAD SINCE THE VIDEO DOESN'T PUSH OUT TO OTHER PLACES APPARENTLY Jonathan and I sit down to talk about what kind of content you're allowed to make these days, we talk inside comedy baseball, and then some news headlines!
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Daddy's home and your brother sucks REUPLOAD
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AUDIO ONLY REUPLOAD SINCE LIBSYN DOESN'T PUSH ANYTHING OUT ANYWHERE ANYMORE Me and Jonathan are back, and we've got some shit to say, mostly I'm officially announcing that I'm gonna be a Dad to some kid who is gonna pop out in a few months. We don't dwell on that too long cause we have some AITAH stories to get to before we take some time to talk about albums that have come out this year. The most important album to come out in 2026 is obviously Sad Giants' Space Case" because of its emotional content, but I might be slightly biased.
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Give Me CPAP or Give Me Death
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I get way too caffienated and start going off about medical professionals trying to kill me, we talk about comedy, there's another MAN OR BEAR, and then we talk about more comedy.
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Creatively analyzing this artistic goo boy
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I'm unmedicated and on a roll with Jonathan in the hot seat as we talk about the slow death of the American middle class, how to edit together a comedy special, and why. Just, why?
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Applying a Corrective
The Petri Dish
I've got a cold this week so you're just gonna have to listen to this episode to figure out what was even happening, okay? I know Johnathan talked about whacking it at least once.
info_outlineThis week me and Jonathan talk about why blink-182 is better than The Beatles, and we play some Man or Bear!