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America stole Jonathan's teeth

The Petri Dish

Release Date: 09/23/2025

Give Me CPAP or Give Me Death show art Give Me CPAP or Give Me Death

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I get way too caffienated and start going off about medical professionals trying to kill me, we talk about comedy, there's another MAN OR BEAR, and then we talk about more comedy.

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I'm unmedicated and on a roll with Jonathan in the hot seat as we talk about the slow death of the American middle class, how to edit together a comedy special, and why. Just, why?

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I've got a cold this week so you're just gonna have to listen to this episode to figure out what was even happening, okay? I know Johnathan talked about whacking it at least once.

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What an awful last 10 years it's been show art What an awful last 10 years it's been

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I'm celebrating 10 years doing stand-up comedy! To celebrate that milestone, I yell at Jonathan about the 2025 Savage Henry Comedy Festival, another infamous festival, I have several opinions on different pop-punk singers, and we make some media suggestions.

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Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI) Camp and Punk Fests show art Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI) Camp and Punk Fests

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This week Jonathan tells all about his time at TBI camp and the various arts and craft he got into, I talk about my weekend at Punkrocktober Fest in Carson City, Theo Von has a full meltdown at his Netflix taping, and then we find out why Jonathan was fired from Domino's.

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America stole Jonathan's teeth show art America stole Jonathan's teeth

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Jonathan and I discuss our various teeth problems, we list Jonathan's top head wounds, we talk various Scouts activities, I vow to take an unlimited amount of Tylenol, we exchange failing jokes, and then we make sure our advertisers know that we are a podcast that want you to buy stuff.

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Wouldn't you know it? Some crazy white boys did what some crazy white boys are always doin'. We discuss that and Jonathan's fart science while doing word karate.

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Jonathan is my Kramer, the dream of working in Reno's premier dildo factory, I premier the new gameshow "What do Republicans think causes Autism this week?", we create a new medical product for the horse dewormer lovers, we do a Sad Giants' album recording update, Jonathan talks about some plans for TBI survivor advocacy and then also tells me about a potato cannon that he fired a burrito out of one time.

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Which one of us was hit by a garbage truck? show art Which one of us was hit by a garbage truck?

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This week Jonathan and I look back at an eventful August after I took a long break from the pod to focus on other creative ventures. We talk about birthdays, getting hit by a garbage truck, synthesizers, dead people from our local scene, our bitter comedy takes, and then I run out of words.

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I talk about a Don't Tell I went to, Jonathan talk about liking his parents, and then we make fun of 3 increasingly insane dudes for their Reddit stories.

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Jonathan and I discuss our various teeth problems, we list Jonathan's top head wounds, we talk various Scouts activities, I vow to take an unlimited amount of Tylenol, we exchange failing jokes, and then we make sure our advertisers know that we are a podcast that want you to buy stuff.