Trump Diarrhea, Hegseth Testosterone, Iran War Victory Marred by Ongoing War
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Red State Update: Trump Diarrhea, Hegseth Testosterone, Iran War Victory Marred by Ongoing War On this episode of Red State Update, Jackie and Dunlap yell about: Trump Administration has finally gone too far for trying to blame Trump diarrhea on Taco Bell. Taylor Farms gave Trump inauguration money. That’s why your bagged lettuce sits in a stew of diarrhea runoff and weevils. Democrats Fighting With Younger, Better Looking, More Gregarious Democrats The Case For Purity Tests Secret Service mad at JD Vance for using helicopters to get his son to his golf lessons. Actually now that you mention...
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Lindsey Graham's life, Marsha Blackburn's fortune cookies, ICE & National Guard deaths pile up
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We interrupt our regular already-recorded podcast with the news that Senator Lindsey Graham has died at 71. We came back again in the mornin’ for this one. Listen how sleepy! We talk about his war-hawkin, "if we nominate Trump we will get destroyed and we will deserve it," the Disneyland bubble wand photo, plus even more Mitch McConnell and Kash’s copy-pastin’. Then in the second part that we recorded first: · ICE and immigration violence — the deaths of Lorenzo Salgado and Mohammed Nazir Pateawal, National Guard shootings in Memphis, and Mark Wayne Mullin defendin’ the...
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Calling Mitch McConnell
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Where's Mitch McConnell? If you think Scott Jennings is the only one who knows, then who did Dunlap talk to for 20 minutes? Plus: Trump has ruined cussin'. A short podcast but we'll have a regular one up this weekend. Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie and Dunlap at Art by Yoni Limor Photos by Robyn von Swank Music by William Sherry Jr. Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube, BlueSky
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Trump makes billions in corruption money, Supreme Court sours on the constitution. Happy 250th, America! Now watch some soccer.
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Celebrate America's 250th birthday with Jackie Broyles and Dunlap! It's no 1976, that's for dang sure. In this episode, Jackie and Dunlap yell about: The Supreme Court Show: Supreme Court sure thinks a lot of itself. New rulings say Trump can fire independent agency heads but not Lisa Cook; Birthright citizenship okay for now but just barely; states can ban transgender kids from sports; asylum don't mean horse hockey so Trump and Stephen Miller can ship Haitians and Syrians back to their calm, peaceful countries where nothing bad can ever happen. Trump has to pay E. Jean Carroll, you can't...
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Trump's War on Algae Antifa, Hegseth's War on Black Soldiers, Tulsi's Cult
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On this episode of Red State Update: Father’s Day Cadillac Cow Feedin THE REFLECTING POOL DISASTER Team Algae, no-bid nano bubbles, criminal contractors and Florida fellons and Dick Tracy villains. Follow the fence money. IRAN WAR OVER AGAIN AS RUN-UP TO IRAN WAR CONTINUES Trump hates Obama, so he decided to upend the Middle East, international control of the Strait of Hormuz, gas prices, soldiers’ lives, and some innocent Iranians. At least we get to watch him throw JD Vance under the bus. How much can we get for that Qatar jet? THE REGIME CHANGE BOOK Jonathan Swan and...
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Trump's Birthday, UFC at the White House, Situation Room Epstein Panic
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This week Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about: Trump’s birthday White House UFC fight NYT Haberman article on Situation Room Epstein Panic featuring JD Vance, Susie Wiles, Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, Dan Bongino, and more! Who’s the smartest? (None of them.) Who cares about the victims? (None of them.) Plus: the Iran war is over/still rages; Trump brags about bomb costs; Pete Hegseth says Mormons ain’t Christian, uses D-Day to smug-holler about invading migrant hordes in Europe; and Tennessee’s new law requireds immigrant children receiving medical care (Cancer! Heart disease!...
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America Turns On Trump, Data Centers, Billionaires, Screwworms
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On this week’s Red State Update podcast, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about: Data centers in rural communities and by a damn zoo Trump’s approval rating underwater — why cheatin’ is easier than winnin’ Renowned farmer Andy Ogles says homosexuals have no place in America — then blames his staff. And in Nuclear Family Month, no less. Trump’s name comes off the Kennedy Center, but he could tear down the Statue of Liberty if he wanted. Renowned philosopher Dr. Oz explains the nature of existence and why they’re kickin people off Medicaid: Stop bein’ sick and get...
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Trump on $250 Bill, Trump Concert Drop Outs, Trump UFC Fight at White House, Trump DOJ goes after E. Jean Carroll
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This week, Jackie and Dunlap yell about: Trump's 250th USAnniversary Concert: We hope our old friend Young MC is doing okay. Plus Morris Day and the Time, Purple Rain, The Commodores, Vanilla Ice, Martina McBride, C&C Music Factory, Freedom Williams, and Milli Vanilli. Trump's White House Money Pit: the UFC stage, the billion-dollar ballroom, the arch, the corrupt and inept reflecting pool job. Trump's face to appear on new $250 bill Trump sics DOJ on E. Jean Carroll, election workers in Georgia, anyone who criticizes ICE on Reddit. Ken Paxton beats John Cornyn in Texas Ken Paxton is...
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Slush Fund for Trump Buds Rioters & Reprobates; Ebola Bezos & Other Inescapable Diseases
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In this episode of Red State Update, Jackie and Dunlap yell about: "He's My Butthole": Why people stick by Trump even when they know he's a crook. Have you been injured by weaponization after a violent attempted overthrow of the US government? Even in imaginary ways? You may be eligigle for some of this horse hockey. Trump created a nearly $2 billion "slush fund" for January 6th rioters, allies, crooks, cronies, runnin' buddies, and goons. That money ain't slushin' anywhere but straight into Trump's pockets. Also Trump and his family can't ever be audited again. Sure! Why...
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Trump Goes to China, Kash Patel Goes to George Strait, Penile Implant Doc Leads Hantavirus Response
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On this week's Red State Update, Jackie & Dunlap yell about corruption (Trump), conmen (Trump), and d*ck doctors. Trump Goes to China, coins "Dumocrats" Trump doesn’t worry about american’s financial pain "not even a little bit. I don’t think about americans’ financial situation." Trump settled (with himself?) to drop 10 billion lawsuit against the IRS to instred launch a 1.7B fund for his buds, including January 6thers and other criminals, conmen, and reprobates. Trump's reflecting pool remodel reflects corruption, ineptitude and dumbassery. Vance's anti-fraud task force...
info_outlineOn this week's The Trump-Kennedy Patriot Games $1776 Y'all Don't Love Me Enough What If I Reclassify Pot Red State Update Podcast:
Jackie and Dunlap celebrate the holidays by complaining about fake Christian politics, exploding health-care costs, and Trump’s latest horse hockey—plus Christmas music, the Incredible Hulk, and Jesus’s socials
🎄 Holiday Hypocrisy & Christian Politics
- Republicans “can say Christmas again”
- Jesus’ actual teachings vs. modern GOP Christianity
- Mega-church flying-angel Christmas spectacles
- nachos
🏥 Health Care Meltdown
- Trump will let Obamacare subsidies expire and insurance premiums skyrocket
- Distracting from the health care crisis by attacking trans folks
- Rural hospitals closing, maternity wards disappearing, and Tennessee’s health care grades (it ain’t A+)
- “If you’ve always dreamed of delivering a baby on the side of the road, now’s your time”
🇺🇸 Are the Rats Deserting the Sinking Sh#tposter?
- Are Trump people actually getting tired of Trump?
- Vanity Fair, Susie Wiles, and the horrors of close-up photography
- The White House plaque quotes Trump reportedly wrote himself
- Why screaming at the country for not loving you enough isn’t a winning strategy
- The egomaniacal, heartless Rob Reiner post that actually hurt Trump
💸 $1,776 for Soldiers
- Hell, good.
⚖️ Pardons, Corruption & Consequences
- January 6th pardons and the real-world harm they’ve caused
- Repeat pardons for violent offenders and Trump don’t care
- DOJ and FBI chaos under political pressure and Kash Patel is a dummo
🌍 War, Venezuela & Military Fallout
- Confusion and concern over strikes and foreign policy chaos
- Military leaders seeking legal counsel
- “I was just following orders” doesn’t hold up in court
😵 End-of-Year Exhaustion & 🎧 Also Mentioned:
- The Incredible Hulk delivering a baby
· Marjorie Taylor Greene vs. Trump
- The song about Rudolph is pretty straight forward but the Frosty the Snowman song raises more questions than it answers
- Stephen Miller, Kash Patel, Elon Musk, JD Vance
- Why everyone feels broke, scared, and tired
- The danger of laughing at the chaos while people are actually getting hurt
- The sense that even Trump’s own people are starting to jump ship
Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie & Dunlap over at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate
🎶 Christmas Music, RSU Style
- RSU Christmas songs you should (and maybe shouldn’t) put on your playlist
- “Christmas in a Beer Joint”
- Why your holiday playlist isn’t complete without a Martian and a gorilla