You Don't Have to Apologize for Being Mean and Stupid Anymore
Release Date: 12/24/2025
Trump's Iran Threats, Two-Week TACO Break; Pentagon Threatens Pope with French Kidnapping; Melania's Surprise Epstein Press Conference
Red State Update
Jackie Broyles and Dunlap on Trump's extra-scary, extra-crazy "tonight a civilization dies" tweet, the two-week TACO ceasefire, Iran and the Strait of Hormuz and Israel and Lebanon, Netanyahu's pressure campaign to get Trump to go all in on Iran Hegseth is not holding up well the Pentagon threatens the Vatican and hints at French kidnapping the Pope Trump loses it at Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens as they continue to criticize his Iran war Markwayne Mullin says no international flights to sanctuary cities ICE is still being horrible Trump to blow up the National Forest...
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Hegseth's Warprayers, Noem's husband, Kid Rock's flyby,Trump won't stand next to Black women
Red State Update
On this week's Red State Update podcast, Jackie and Dunlap yell about: Easter, White House takes down video of spiritual advisor comparing Trump to Jesus, Trump's terrible Iran speech, adios Pam Bondi, Pete Hegseth's bloodthirsty prayer poems and racist firings of Black and women generals and his crazy Tennessee church that is opening a DC branch to consolidate power, boots on the ground, Trump at the Supreme Court, ICE arrests had no criminal records, Colorado conversion therapy ban case, Murfreesboro librarian fired over freedom of speech, oil companies get go ahead to kill endangered...
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RFK Jr steals a dead raccoon's junk, ICE ruins airports more, Trump Money
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Jackie and Dunlap on RFK Jr.'s dark desire to desecrate every animal corpse he finds. Also: Pete Hegseth negotiates with bombs, blows up dairy farms ICE in airports not doin' sh#t Iran gives Trump a present Tommy Tuberville doesn't mind being called a racist which is good because we don't mind calling him a racist Alabama Lt. Governor candidates Secretary of State Wes Allen and Trump-endorsed John Wahl fight over who is worse (maybe it's a tie!) in the Islamaphobia department, which I believe is an actual department in Alabama state government. Office on the 3rd floor, by the smoking lounge....
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REPOST: Breaker! Breaker! starring Chuck Norris (Redneck Matinee Ep. 6)
Red State Update
REPOST from Redneck Matinee from 2019. More Redneck Matinee: Chuck Norris stars in Don Hulette's 1977 truckin'/kickin' epic Breaker! Breaker!, also starring George Murdock, Jack Nance, Terry O'Connor, Miranda Garrison, and The Great John L. Trucking! (Barely.) Kicking! (Plenty!) Armwrestling! (More than you'd think.) Beards and mustaches! (Some, but not on Chuck.) CB talkin'! (Poor.) Dirt bikin'! (Yes! But they even make that weird.) Plus doll bars! Shakespeare! Salad! Star Trek V! Dirty Dancing! Vans, flies, answering the phone, and other 70s relics. Also, jumping through a...
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Iran, ICE, Epstein: The Sorry State of the World and How It Got So Sorry by Jackie Broyles
Red State Update
In this episode of the Red State Update podcast: Jackie tries to explain the current state of the world to Dunlap but it don't make no sense. Anyone else want to give it a go? Plus: Iran War rages on, Pete Hegseth rages... yawn, remember the Epstein files?, Tulsi Gabbard testifies, war vs. excursion, can anyone tell me where the civilian casualties department is?, does everyone in the Trump Administration have families who hate them?, imminent threats just ain't what they used to be, Trump surprised that no other countries want to help him blow up Iran, ICE raids and detention camps, gas...
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Trump: High Gas is Good, Shoes for Everybody, I Can Keep My Hat On
Red State Update
On this week's Red State Update, Jackie and Dunlap yell about: We’re at war with Iran and nobody knows why, Trump says high gas prices are good, Doge got our numbers, Trump shoes for Little Marco, Trump keeps his hat on and Fox gets caught covering up for him, Lindsey Graham is nuts, Andy Ogles and Tommy Tuberville are racist and thirsty, DOGE dolts have our social security info, Tennessee wants guns in parks, Alabama governor Kay Ivey makes news for not killing someone, Tennessee governor Bill Lee skeleton head, anti-Trans laws move forward in New Hampshire and Kansas, Pete Hegseth spends...
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Noem Fired, War or Whatever with Iran, Hegseth End Times Jesus Army
Red State Update
Red State Update for March 5, 2026: Noem Fired, War or Whatever with Iran, Hegseth End Times Jesus Army Jackie and Dunlap talk Trump's firing of Kristi Noem, what will become of the Corey Lewandowski Sex Jet, we're at war with Iran except we're not but we probably are but let's not call it that except oh wait maybe war, Hegseth and Christian Nationalist generals are hoping to bring about the End Times, Armageddon, Second Coming, scary Revelation stuff. Plus Netanyahu and Israel, Markwayne Mullin, Texas and Paxton and Cornyn and Tallarico, Pam Bondi, OpenAI, Kash Patel, RFK Jr and liver,...
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Prince Andrew arrested, Supreme Court trashes Trump tariffs, RFK Jr./Kid Rock weirdo workout
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Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie and Dunlap over at Jackie and Dunlap on: Supreme Court rules against Trump tariffs Prince Andrew gets arrested RFK Jr. and Kid Rock work out in jeans Trump loves pesticides The SAVE Act, passports, jellybeans The upcoming Trump State of the Union Trump banners fly over Washington Mean smart vs. dumb mean Kash Patel, Pam Bondi, and disappearing Epstein files What would Jackie say to Trump Did Trump rip off Hugo Chávez Favorite memories shared on this episode include liking Kid Rock, riding a horse into Gentleman Jim’s II, and hot dog Ghostbusters ghost ...
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Kristi Loves Corey, Pam Bondi, Bad Bunny, Bad Balloon
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Jackie and Dunlap on calls to investigate Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show, Trump's mass pardons (including a January 6th rioter who went on to assault an 11-year-old), the ongoing Epstein files scandal, and Pam Bondi's disastrous testimony where she spent more time defending the stock market than addressing child abuse victims. Plus: ICE atrocities, Corey Lewandowski's bizarre quest for a badge and gun, Kristi Noem's TV rivalry with Tom Homan, and the Trump administration's continued protection of the powerful while targeting immigrants and journalists. Plus: El Paso party balloons shot...
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Don Lemon's arrest, Melania's movie, Trump's arch, Epstein's files
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Jackie and Dunlap on Don Lemon, Mark Kelly, Bruce Springsteen, Melania, Kennedy Center closing, Trump floats nationalizing voting, the Trump Arch, the Trump ballroom, Minnesota, ICE, Nashville ice storm, ICE and DHS lawyers are saying take these jobs and shove 'em, Trump raking in unbelievable amounts of cash from unbelievable amounts of corruption, and les dossiers Epstein-- somehow they're worse than we thought, somehow nobody's gonna do nothin', somehow Bill Clinton is back in the news. Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie and Dunlap over at
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On This Episode of the Red State Update podcast:
🎄 Christmas After the Rapture
• Christmas songs are mostly about other Christmas songs
• Atheist drunks celebrate Christmas too
• Is there a “Hell Channel” in Heaven
🇺🇸 Back to the Horrors
• Trump vs. 60 Minutes (now banned… except in Canada)
• ICE abuses, family separations, and cruelty as “policy”
• Stephen Miller’s immigration strategy: be as mean, stupid, and disorganized as possible
📉 Mean & Stupid Economics
• Tariffs hurting farmers, bourbon, and Jim Beam
• Canada rejecting American whiskey while kids stop drinking altogether
• Trump’s war on windmills, renewable energy, and basic physics
• Why “mean and stupid” is not an economic plan
🌍 Foreign Policy, But Dumber
• Battleships, Greenland, Venezuela, and things Trump heard once
• The Supreme Court to save Trump from himself?
📂 Epstein Files & Administrative Chaos
• Redactions, leaks, denials, and obvious cover-ups
• Why the worst people on Earth shouldn’t be allowed to email each other
• Destroying departments as a governing philosophy
🤡 JD Vance, Racism & Exhaustion
• “You don’t have to apologize anymore for being white” says JD Vance, who has a lot of other things to apologize for
• Why even racists don’t want JD Vance as their spokesperson
• The administration as an anger-affirmation chatbot
🎁 Don’t let the outrage machine ruin your holidays
Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie & Dunlap over at http://patreon.com/redstateupdate
🎶 Christmas Music, RSU Style
- RSU Christmas songs you should (and maybe shouldn’t) put on your playlist
- “Christmas in a Beer Joint”
- Why your holiday playlist isn’t complete without a Martian and a gorilla