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You Don't Have to Apologize for Being Mean and Stupid Anymore

Red State Update

Release Date: 12/24/2025

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Red State Update

Red State Update: Trump Diarrhea, Hegseth Testosterone, Iran War Victory Marred by Ongoing War On this episode of Red State Update, Jackie and Dunlap yell about: Trump Administration has finally gone too far for trying to blame Trump diarrhea on Taco Bell. Taylor Farms gave Trump inauguration money. Thatā€™s why your bagged lettuce sits in a stew of diarrhea runoff and weevils. Democrats Fighting With Younger, Better Looking, More Gregarious Democrats The Case For Purity Tests Secret Service mad at JD Vance for using helicopters to get his son to his golf lessons. Actually now that you mention...

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We interrupt our regular already-recorded podcast with the news that Senator Lindsey Graham has died at 71. We came back again in the morninā€™ for this one. Listen how sleepy! We talk about his war-hawkin, "if we nominate Trump we will get destroyed and we will deserve it," the Disneyland bubble wand photo, plus even more Mitch McConnell and Kashā€™s copy-pastinā€™. Then in the second part that we recorded first: Ā· ICE and immigration violence ā€” the deaths of Lorenzo Salgado and Mohammed Nazir Pateawal, National Guard shootings in Memphis, and Mark Wayne Mullin defendinā€™ the...

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Where's Mitch McConnell? If you think Scott Jennings is the only one who knows, then who did Dunlap talk to for 20 minutes?  Plus: Trump has ruined cussin'. A short podcast but we'll have a regular one up this weekend.  Get 20 Extra Minutes with Jackie and Dunlap at Art by Yoni Limor Photos by Robyn von Swank Music by William Sherry Jr. Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube, BlueSky  

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Celebrate America's 250th birthday with Jackie Broyles and Dunlap! It's no 1976, that's for dang sure. In this episode, Jackie and Dunlap yell about: The Supreme Court Show: Supreme Court sure thinks a lot of itself. New rulings say Trump can fire independent agency heads but not Lisa Cook; Birthright citizenship okay for now but just barely; states can ban transgender kids from sports; asylum don't mean horse hockey so Trump and Stephen Miller can ship Haitians and Syrians back to their calm, peaceful countries where nothing bad can ever happen. Trump has to pay E. Jean Carroll, you can't...

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On this episode of Red State Update: Fatherā€™s Day Cadillac Cow Feedin THE REFLECTING POOL DISASTER Team Algae, no-bid nano bubbles, criminal contractors and Florida fellons and Dick Tracy villains. Follow the fence money. IRAN WAR OVER AGAIN AS RUN-UP TO IRAN WAR CONTINUES Trump hates Obama, so he decided to upend the Middle East, international control of the Strait of Hormuz, gas prices, soldiersā€™ lives, and some innocent Iranians. At least we get to watch him throw JD Vance under the bus. How much can we get for that Qatar jet? THE REGIME CHANGE BOOK Jonathan Swan and...

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This week Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about: Trumpā€™s birthday White House UFC fight NYT Haberman article on Situation Room Epstein Panic featuring JD Vance, Susie Wiles, Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, Dan Bongino, and more! Whoā€™s the smartest? (None of them.) Who cares about the victims? (None of them.)  Plus: the Iran war is over/still rages; Trump brags about bomb costs; Pete Hegseth says Mormons ainā€™t Christian, uses D-Day to smug-holler about invading migrant hordes in Europe; and Tennesseeā€™s new law requireds immigrant children receiving medical care (Cancer! Heart disease!...

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On this weekā€™s Red State Update podcast, Jackie Broyles and Dunlap yell about: Data centers in rural communities and by a damn zoo Trumpā€™s approval rating underwater ā€” why cheatinā€™ is easier than winninā€™ Renowned farmer Andy Ogles says homosexuals have no place in America ā€” then blames his staff. And in Nuclear Family Month, no less. Trumpā€™s name comes off the Kennedy Center, but he could tear down the Statue of Liberty if he wanted.  Renowned philosopher Dr. Oz explains the nature of existence and why theyā€™re kickin people off Medicaid: Stop beinā€™ sick and get...

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This week, Jackie and Dunlap yell about: Trump's 250th USAnniversary Concert: We hope our old friend Young MC is doing okay. Plus Morris Day and the Time, Purple Rain, The Commodores, Vanilla Ice, Martina McBride, C&C Music Factory, Freedom Williams, and Milli Vanilli. Trump's White House Money Pit: the UFC stage, the billion-dollar ballroom, the arch, the corrupt and inept reflecting pool job. Trump's face to appear on new $250 bill Trump sics DOJ on E. Jean Carroll, election workers in Georgia, anyone who criticizes ICE on Reddit. Ken Paxton beats John Cornyn in Texas Ken Paxton is...

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In this episode of Red State Update, Jackie and Dunlap yell about:  "He's My Butthole": Why people stick by Trump even when they know he's a crook. Have you been injured by weaponization after a violent attempted overthrow of the US government? Even in imaginary ways? You may be eligigle for some of this horse hockey. Trump created a nearly $2 billion "slush fund" for January 6th rioters, allies, crooks, cronies, runnin' buddies, and goons.  That money ain't slushin' anywhere but straight into Trump's pockets. Also Trump and his family can't ever be audited again. Sure! Why...

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On this week's Red State Update, Jackie & Dunlap yell about corruption (Trump), conmen (Trump), and d*ck doctors. Trump Goes to China, coins "Dumocrats" Trump doesnā€™t worry about americanā€™s financial pain "not even a little bit. I donā€™t think about americansā€™ financial situation." Trump settled (with himself?) to drop 10 billion lawsuit against the IRS to instred launch a 1.7B fund for his buds, including January 6thers and other criminals, conmen, and reprobates. Trump's reflecting pool remodel reflects corruption, ineptitude and dumbassery.  Vance's anti-fraud task force...

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On This Episode of the Red State Update podcast:


šŸŽ„ Christmas After the Rapture
ā€¢ Christmas songs are mostly about other Christmas songs
ā€¢ Atheist drunks celebrate Christmas too
ā€¢ Is there a ā€œHell Channelā€ in Heaven


šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø Back to the Horrors
ā€¢ Trump vs. 60 Minutes (now bannedā€¦ except in Canada)
ā€¢ ICE abuses, family separations, and cruelty as ā€œpolicyā€
ā€¢ Stephen Millerā€™s immigration strategy: be as mean, stupid, and disorganized as possible


šŸ“‰ Mean & Stupid Economics
ā€¢ Tariffs hurting farmers, bourbon, and Jim Beam
ā€¢ Canada rejecting American whiskey while kids stop drinking altogether
ā€¢ Trumpā€™s war on windmills, renewable energy, and basic physics
ā€¢ Why ā€œmean and stupidā€ is not an economic plan


šŸŒ Foreign Policy, But Dumber
ā€¢ Battleships, Greenland, Venezuela, and things Trump heard once
ā€¢ The Supreme Court to save Trump from himself?


šŸ“‚ Epstein Files & Administrative Chaos
ā€¢ Redactions, leaks, denials, and obvious cover-ups
ā€¢ Why the worst people on Earth shouldnā€™t be allowed to email each other
ā€¢ Destroying departments as a governing philosophy


šŸ¤” JD Vance, Racism & Exhaustion
ā€¢ ā€œYou donā€™t have to apologize anymore for being whiteā€ says JD Vance, who has a lot of other things to apologize for
ā€¢ Why even racists donā€™t want JD Vance as their spokesperson
ā€¢ The administration as an anger-affirmation chatbot


šŸŽ  Donā€™t let the outrage machine ruin your holidays

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