Saltmates Ep 15: Hot Dogs, Sandwiches, and Tacos
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Alright, this one got rowdy. How do you define a hot dog? Is it a sandwich? A taco? It's own thing? Chris takes a stand and it breaks Lauren's brain.
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Saltmates Ep 14: Is Gator Seafood?
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A question that has plagued Catholics of the Gulf Coast for as long as only seafood was allowed on Fridays during Lent: Is Gator seafood? Lauren and Chris have strong opinions, and Lauren calls Chris an idiot, a lot.
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Saltmates Ep 13: To Boy Band or Not To Boy Band
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It's a question as old as at least a few weeks ago. What constitutes a boy band? Are The Beatles in the same technical genre as Backstreet Boys? Lauren and Chris throw down, as always.
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Saltmates Ep 12: The Peanut Butter Problem
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We're baaaaaaaaack! Again! Alright, we swear we are going to be more consistent with Saltmates going forward. In this episode we debate what is the truest form of peanut butter. Is it the smooth texture of the Creamy variety? Or is it the textured form that comes from those Crunchy vibes. Things are shouted, including "divorce". This is Saltmates after all.
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Saltmates Ep 11: The Wonka Vision Quandary
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We're back with a new format and new ways to potentially ruin our relationship. This episode, we get in deep on Wonka Vision! Is it a brilliant chocolate-based subscription service or a flop of an idea guaranteed to sink Wonka for good? More importantly, will we be able to have a friendly debate without getting into a real fight? (The answer is no on that one, but you'll have to tune in for the hot deets).
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An Announcement!
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A quick announcement from Lauren and Chris.
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Saltmates Ep 10: We'll Always Have Vine
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We’re a couple of sick babies over here, so cure your colds with Saltmates now on Wednesdays! Sniffle your way through a brief history of Hot Pot, lateral thinking puzzle podcasts, nihilism and a distrust of the banks that makes Lauren want to stuff money in her mattress.
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Saltmates Ep 9: The Great Paper Towel Mystery
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This sounds like a joke, but it's only half one. Where should we go on vacation? Southwest is having a big sale and I (Lauren) don't want to miss it! I guess Chris would be upset if I didn't mention that we talked about a beautiful impression of Terk from Tarzan, ancient Egyptian socks, my parents being in town and our missing paper towels. But all of that is unimportant! I need to buy these tickets soon!
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Saltmates Ep 8: Probst For President
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Come on in, guys! We're back after a hectic week in which we totally meant to record an episode and then Friday turned into Monday and y'all know how that goes, right? Please? Forgive us! In our absence, we had a doozy of a week including: a sad, dumb boy who doesn't like museums, several meltdowns at the Happiest Auction on Earth, fading party memories and the announcement of Lauren's official campaign to be on Survivor. That last part isn't a joke, we talk about Survivor a lot. Worth playing for?
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Saltmates Ep 7: Too Many Pokemon
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It's a new episode, folks, so don't be a Dennis and miss out on all the fun! (You'll get that reference when you listen to it, promise). This week, Chris and Lauren fight off "the morbs" with a fightbit over cup placement; a D&D podcast-turned-book by good, good brothers; a fightlight that almost got serious and then Lauren ruins it; and a rant about Pokemon for the books. So stay tuned, stay listening and stay salty before we become downright historical (you'll get that one, too).
info_outlineWhat's up, melty bois? Lauren and Chris are back at it again and covered in BBQ sauce and sweat to tackle Chris' entre into comedy, a heartfelt Go Fund Me, faking not being alone, and our worst critics. It's Lauren. She's very critical. Also we pause multiple times to fight off mic, because that's how we DO!
Theme song: "Blackout" by The Living Statues
Art by: Ellen Czinski