Stranger Things Episode Rankings: #1–10
Scoops Ahoy: A Stranger Things Podcast
Release Date: 05/01/2025
Scoops Ahoy: A Stranger Things Podcast
Collin, Whitney, and Doug have reached the end! It’s time for (the first part of) the finale of Stranger Things 5 – ‘The Rightside Up’, where we discuss how far our happy little show has come, including El’s Jason Bourne jump, Nancy’s last Ripley/Rambo moment, and Murray wisely exercising caution. Plus, Little Things, Music, and a sparkly new segment we call Questions That Whitney Is Annoyed Didn’t Get Answered. Put some Prince on your turntable and join us!
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Collin and Doug (minus a laid-up Whitney) wrap up Volume II of Stranger Things 5 with ‘The Bridge’, discussing everything from Nancy’s glorious walk-’em-down moment, Thomas the jerkface, and why it's important to always loose your balloons! Plus, Music, Tire Peel-Outs, and the vaunted Superlatives. Come back to the light, back to the light, back to the light… and join us!
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Whitney, Collin, and Doug keep going with Volume II of Stranger Things 5 with ‘Escape from Camazotz’, including chats about Sugarlump, tossing that pink sweater, and saying farewell to Steve’s beloved Beamer. Plus, Little Things, Where in the World Is…?, and, of course, Superlatives for Chapter Six. Roll up in a shiny new hearse and join us!
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Whitney, Collin, and Doug get rolling on Volume II of Stranger Things 5 with 'Shock Jock’. Hop on board as they chat about useless push brooms, creepy Mr. Rogers, and… yer mom. Plus, Little Things, Music, and all the Superlatives for Chapter Five. Pronounce it ‘Fronkensteen’, and join us!
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Whitney, Collin, and Doug wrap up Volume I of Stranger Things 5 with ‘Chapter Four: Sorcerer’. The Duffers call it “the most logistically insane shoot of our lives,” so there’s obviously plenty to talk about, including hovering demogorgons, Derek’s redemption, and (of course) Will’s new propensity for nosebleeds. Plus– Music, Tire Peel-Outs, Where in the World Is…?, and Superlatives! Put on your crisp white Tom Waits t-shirt and join us!
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Whitney, Collin, and Doug continue their deep dive of Stranger Things 5 with 'The Turnbow Trap’, including a discussion of Santa Murray and his potato sacks, the return of Mr. Clarke, and Erica giving ‘needle drop’ a whole new meaning. And then… we’re pleased to welcome global pop star Tiffany to the proceedings to discuss her glorious hit ‘I Think We’re Alone Now’!!! Plus, we have all our usual segments, including Superlatives! Grab your Sidestep boombox and join us!
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Whitney, Collin, and Doug continue their deep dive of Stranger Things 5 with 'The Vanishing of Holly Wheeler’, including chats about Karen’s bath routine, Jonathan and Steve’s tiff, and old-timey soap dispensers. Plus, Where in the World Is…, Little Things, Needle Drops, Homework, and some bonus cute little things from Lucie Kaas! Leave your six-iron in the backyard and join us!
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Whitney, Collin, and Doug kick off Stranger Things 5 with 'The Crawl', including discussions about Austin Millbarge, Peanut Butter Boppers, and Will's vastly improved hair. Plus, all of our usual segments are back! Needle Drops, Little Things, Tire Peel-Outs, Where in the World Is.., and, of course, Superlatives! Grab that last drop of Karen's wine and join us!
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Whitney, Collin, and Doug bask in the glow of the first 5 minutes of ‘The Crawl’ and discuss what we saw, what it means, and where on Earth Stranger Things goes from here. Plus, Halloween costumes from our listeners! Bow to Vecna, and join us!
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Whitney, Collin, and Doug dig into the final full trailer before Season 5 of Stranger Things finally arrives in less than a month! Someone’s falling out of the sky, Hawkins is in full lockdown, and Queen fills our ears. Stand behind a heavily-armed Nancy, and join us!
info_outlineCollin and guest host Doug wrap up our three-part definitive ranking of every Stranger Things episode (so far) by tying a bow on it with the best of the best – the Top Ten! Plus, a full report from Collin’s trip to Broadway to experience the phenomenal ‘Stranger Things: The First Shadow’. Get all gussied up for a night on the town, and then join us!