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47 - You Can Trust Me, I Made You With My Dick (feat. Hannah Odgers)

Release Date: 02/25/2018

Selfie Sunday

The Selfie Sluts are back! Pat is joined by Cody Harrah, AND Kyle O’Brien makes his triumphant return! From crow wranglers, and albino Cambodians, to running on Jesus Power, and Donald Trump’s campaign for Pasadena Comptroller… this one’s got it all. What’s that train doing in the clouds in the first place? I’ve never seen anything like this (and I’ve been to many sporting events). That, Pat’s therapy, and so much More TONIGHT!….. on Selfie Sunday

56 - The 9/11 Kerfuffle (feat. Cody Harrah)

Selfie Sunday

Pat and Sean are once again joined by Cody Harrah! Pat has trust issues, Sean deals with fairy circles, and Cody might die painfully, but at least his hair is nice. Not to mention Pat gets drunk, and we mean druuuuuuunk. This is me and my penis, and I’m here for everyone! #TheyArePotato … That and so much more tonight… on Selfie Sunday

55 - English Muffin Bagels (feat. Carlos Patzan)

Selfie Sunday

Tonight on a LOST episode of Selfie Sunday… Pat and John are joined by actor/cinematographer Carlos Patzan. Selfie Sunday discovers Dogwelder, Pat starts a secret society, and John is just trying to eat pizza and get free internet. From jerking off in lighthouses to Spider Cider (the cider with spiders), this Selfie has it all. When you’re Batman on the outside once, are you ever not Batman on the inside? That and so much more tonight… on Selfie Sunday

54 - Gaining Dick (feat. Kristen McLaughlin aka Auburn Mystique)

Selfie Sunday

Kristen McLaughlin (aka Auburn Mystique) is back in the Selfie Sunday studio for Valentine’s Day! Pat deals with breaking his dick, Sean gets her sexual education from reading Game of Thrones, and Kristen discusses her first porn experience. Who is Sean Jean? Why are dolphins the bitches of the sea? And exactly how hard do you want your nipples? Long story longer, I don’t find dicks attractive. That, and so much more tonight… on Selfie Sunday

53 - Mr. President! Turn Around! (Feat. Cody Harrah)

Selfie Sunday

Someone has bugged the Selfie Sunday Studios! But fear not, this episode is jam packed with chiseled nudes, cream cheese filled socks, and questions for serial killers! Pat has an ancient curse, John makes a friend on the train, and Sean takes a trip to San Francisco. And tonight, the Gang is joined by special Guest Cody Harrah! Why don’t you fly him up into fucking space? That, and so much more tonight… on Selfie Sunday Keep up with Selfie's friend Cody here!

52 - The Dirty Secret of Asshole Nectars (feat. Chris Alderete)

Selfie Sunday

Tonight on Selfie Sunday… Selfie is back after the destructive Selfie Sunday Studio fire with fresh ideas, and special Guest Star & ball expert Chris Alderete. Pat doesn’t understand vaginas, John is secretly Lady Gaga, and Seans got some facts that’ll make your head spin. Can you really be a superhero if you have to take your penis out every time you use your super power? That and much much more tonight… on Selfie Sunday

51 - Watch Out For Your Melons, Cause I’m Coming For Them (feat. Kristen McLaughlin aka Auburn Mystique)

Selfie Sunday

It’s Black Friday! So you know what that mean, you’re racist. Pat, Sean, and John are joined by Actress/Singer/Songwriter Kristen McLaughlin. The gang discuss ethnic last names, partying with babies, Jared Leto’s black hole, & Kristen’s second life as the cannibalistic Watermelon Queen. I'm a man of the woods I don’t know what the trees are, I just know the sound they make when they kill a man.

50 - We’re All Made of Sperm

Selfie Sunday

Tonight on Selfie Sunday…. IT’S OUR 50th EPISODE!!! *Reggae Horn*. Pat, John, and Sean flashback to their favorite Selfie moments while waiting for Kyle to arrive with a surprise. John has a non-specific invisibility garment, Pat declares a war on Warheads, and Sean is Bellatrixin’ hard. The trio discuss the boycott of JK Rowling, Young Lungs’ debut album ‘Chronic Smoker’, and proper escalator etiquette. Do you want syphilis? Then love Christmas! That and so much more tonight… on #Selfie

49 - Dracula Beach Party

Selfie Sunday

Tonight on Selfie Sunday... After some lost episodes and failed takes due to faulty equipment, Selfie is back! Kyle and John are no where to be found, so Sean "The Bully" Kinsky starts to make moves for a takeover. Pat struggles with life problems, Sean picks up a new weekend gig from 5-7, and as soon as a robot can walk around with a knife, we're fucked. Together, we can bring clouds home - Pat Guilherme / Paul Rudd 2020. And how could anyone forget a Dracula Beach Party?... well, guess Pat did. That

48 - I Only Swiped Right For Your Dog

Selfie Sunday

Tonight on Selfie Sunday... NEW SELFIE NEW US! With mimosas in hand the Dudes are back... finally. Everyone is getting Bandersnatch'd, leveling up, and is griping all over Mario's stupid party throwing face. Kyle witnesses a fight, Pat has a really cute asshole, and the two discover they missed the Harvest Moon festival. So plant your fucking tree and mind your business, cause the Irish Knee is coming back to the Super Dome. The Battle of the Eagles, Bri-Guy the Mimosa Guy, and so much more tonight....

More Episodes

Tonight on Selfie Sunday... Pat and Jeffe push onwards without Kyle this week (he's a real cool guy at a real cool concert), and in his absence things get weird. John scores an actual goal, Pat wins over a stranger, and Buu the cat stops in to plug her newest money making scheme. Selfie welcomes special guest Hannah Odgers to the show, and has a few unexpected visitors from Boston's very own town of Sonkhonkett. Why does God laugh like Bane? How many spanks per second (SPS) do you need to determine a watermelon's quality? Lets get sexy, stretchy, and sweaty! That and so much more tonight... on #SelfieSunday #MoreThanJustAPicture Find Selfie's newest friend Hannah Odgers on Instagram @Odgershannah Keep up to all things Sonkhonkett here! https://www.sonkhonkett.com/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPow8a0FOWlacgppATUxQAw Instagram @ Sonkhonkett Download the 617 Rage's newest album "Witch Hunt" for free! https://soundcloud.com/patisagod/sets/witch-hunt

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