Girls 4.5 Sit In AKA Showdown Over The Rando Hussy
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It’s time for Hannah and Adam to get real and face the relationship music in this one, as Hannah goes into a trance upon finding Mimi Rose Howard in her (former?) apartment, and all the rest of the “Girls” (plus Ray) take turns trying to soothe her, while Hannah watches Adam’s new girl’s pretty banal Ted Talk. Some really good acting in this one! And creaming feet! It all ends up with our Hannah in a brand new place, and a move that’s bigger than Iowa. Or Idaho. Thanks for all the support, and we’ll keep releasing alternating episodes on the Cidiots feed, while dropping EVERY...
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Girls 4.3 Female Author AKA Hannah Reads The Writers For Filth
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There’s a “Poet Party” in this one that leads to one of the great all-time Hannah monologues as she tears apart her classmates in a really satisfying way, Marnie and Desi have a meeting with some thirsty music industry execs and then have a serious talk about their problematic secret relationship, and Jessa pees in the street for no reason, gets both her and Adam arrested, and eventually actually called on her truly terrible whole personality. Thanks for all the support, and we’ll keep releasing alternating episodes on the Cidiots feed, while dropping EVERY episode of Girls over on .
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Patreon Movie Club: The Notebook AKA Let's Make The Boys Sob
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Happy Valentine’s Day dear listeners, and our romantic gift to you is a movie that made both ya boiz misty: The Notebook. You know it, you’ve felt it, you’ve wondered when we’re supposed to know the twist of this thing, what the heck James Marsden did wrong, and if a pair of boxer shorts has ever been bigger than those donned by the Gos in this absolute emotional banger from 2004. Neither Kevin nor Jon had fully watched this movie beginning to end, and we thought giving a true romance classic the K & J treatment would be a nice Valentine’s bonus…and we hope you enjoy it. At...
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Girls 4.1 Iowa AKA The One With the Butt
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In the season 4 premiere of Girls (recap stars at 9:00 minutes), a lot happens, but the ICONIC thing that happens is Desi going so far past downtown for the fellas that he has to ask for directions back up to downtown -- that's right, it's kitchen motorbuttin' time. Marnie's situationship with Desi has only gotten more complicated since the end of season 3, and their jazz brunch doesn't help anything or anyone, really. Jessa loses BD to her actual daughter who hasn't tried to help her off this mortal coil. played by Natasha Lyonne, and then stops by Marnie's gig/Hannah's goodbye party to be a...
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Sex and the City 2.5 Four Women and a Funeral AKA DiCaprio Ex Machina
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This re-watch comes courtesy of a Patreon request, so we’re dropping it back on the main feed as a bonus. A fashionista (fashinist…sir?) funeral has Carrie thinking about who she wants to spend the rest of her life with and maybe kinda sorta reconciling with Big, Charlotte is led by a big hat into the sobbing arms of a widow, Miranda buys an apartment as a (gasp) single woman, and Samantha gets caught snogging and thrown out of NYC society life until she’s rescued by the tall, big handed, dark-hair having…Leonardo DiCaprio. We had a blast to the past in this one! Thanks to Christina...
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Girls 3.11 I Saw You AKA Hit The Bottom And Start Digging
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Hannah and Adam have some tension over their new living-apart situation, and about how many bananas Adam likes in the morning, but hey: they keep banging in spite of it. Hannah takes Elijah over to finish the interview with Patti LuPone (and her husband), and finally quits GQ before doing maybe the most unforgivable series of things we've seen this only sort-of forgivable character ever do! Marnie almost works with a photographer she admires at the new gallery before a newly sober Jessa swoops in, and then Marnie closes the episode with a real 1-2 punch of an open mic performance with...
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Girls 3.9 Flo AKA 2 Deathly Cheese Sandwiches
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Grandma Flo is in the hospital, and it’s not looking good. Also not looking good: the family dynamic among Hannah’s mom and her two aunts, Adam and Hannah’s prospects for (real) marriage, and the meanest cousin Hannah’s ever had. An episode with some heavy themes but we had a pretty nice and light time with it, and hope y’all do too. Follow the WHOLE Girls journey over on , and we’ll be back on the Cidiots feed with episode 4.1 in a couple weeks!
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Girls 3.7 Beach House AKA Shosh, A Cruel and Legendary Drunk
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Spoiler up top: this is, in our opinion, probably the best episode of Girls we’ve seen yet. It rules. The four gals are all together, there’s almost too many amazing lines to write down, there’s realistic friend dynamics on a weekend away at Marnie’s aunt’s beach house, and there’s a Shoshanna monologue and resulting scene that is so good we just had to play it in full. As always, every OTHER episode is dropping on the “Sex and the Cidiots” feed, while all episodes in our Girls journey can be found over at !
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Girls 3.5 Only Child AKA Networking At A Funeral
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Welp, Mr. Pump is dead and it’s time to go to the funeral and a) mourn, if you’re a normal person, b) whine like a hangry toddler if you’re Adam or c) network for your now dead e-book if you’re Hannah. When God shuts a door on your e-book he opens a window for a real book in this case, at least until legal problems get in the way, and Hannah takes out her frustration on Caroline, leading to a possible end of the sibling roommate experiment. Marnie goes to Ray’s for some constructive criticism and a quick romantic (?) diversion, and Shosh finally gets a little sick of Jessa. Welcome...
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Girls 3.3 She Said Okay AKA Full America 1988-92
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Adam’s got an unwanted, surprise guest in this episod of “Girls,” and it’s the absolutely wild Gabby Hoffman! His disaster of a sister shows up and gets an invite to Hannah’s 25th birthday party which features Hannah’s parents dancing, an unwanted duet from party organizer Marnie, an awkward Shosh/Ray reunion, a bar fight with poor man’s Anderson Cooper, and brief appearances by a bunch of side characters. We get the worst music video of all time, which is actually so bad it’s great, and a genuinely terrifying, pantsless finale. This episode is both on Sex and the Cidiots main...
info_outlineIn the aftermath of Hannah’s diary revelation, Marnie & Charlie break up…or at least Charlie attempts to. That leads to Marnie going to the apartment of her boyfriend for the very first time, somehow, and doing some bargaining. Hannah takes typically awful advice from Jessa to try to F her boss “for the story,” and fails, before dropping by Adam’s only to watch him go hogwild, solo. Jessa takes an ex back to her place for a romp to make a point, and Shosh accidentally catches her and some Brooklyn goofball goin’ at it pigeonstyle by the fire escape.
ALSO: Jon authored a crossword puzzle for the LA Times, go check it out Thursday 2/8, online or pick up a copy!
Every other episode of our “Girls” journey will be on the “Sex and the Cidiots” feed, while the complete set will be available (and dropping early) on Patreon, at patreon.com/kevinandjon. Thanks friends!