AJLT 3.8 Happily Ever After AKA Alcoholish
Sex and the Cidiots
There's a big ol' art gallery with condom filled with a metrically measured amount of j***, there's two FULL butts, a lot of closet talk, a now ever-present Aidan staying in NYC for an undetermined amount of time in between longing sighs at his phone, an extremely horny LTW, a Lucille 2-ass Charlotte, the biggest balls in the business on Harry, a post-coital gigglefest with ol' aluminum armpits Patel, and some of the most confusing / insensitive stuff of the season from Joy, who may have somehow slalomed in between all the declarations of alcoholism Miranda has been throwing out there??? Oh,...
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AJLT 3.7 They Wanna Have Fun AKA Carrie-Oke & A Farce
Sex and the Cidiots
We start with a little bit on last week's controversy about LTW's dad repeatedly dying, and then it's on to an episode that -- sorry -- had a number of enjoyable things! There's a solid bit of farce over Charlotte's birthday party and what sad thing she's dealing with, a bunch of losers who don't want to do karaoke (and then suddenly do), Patti LuPone guesting as an Italian shrink mom, Lilly gets dumped, Carrie and the British Biographer verbally 69 about each other's writing, and we get a wacky party Miranda that we simply love. Don't worry: we hate plenty of stuff too! Fun for everyone. More...
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AJLT 3.6 Silent Mode AKA A Total Recall Situation
Sex and the Cidiots
Aidan announces his return to town with a crash, and then breaks some other pretty shocking news to Carrie. LTW puts her phone on silent and misses the passing of her dad (RIP Billy D, who IS still alive in real life, thank God), and ends up tussling with Lucille 3 (played by the great Jennifer Lewis) about arrangements, Charlotte finally gets busted while trying to keep Harry’s secret secret, and Seema helps Miranda look for an apartment after a (sorta) tearful goodbye to her car & driver. Come for the storylines, stay for the MULTIPLE references to the hobbit universe and exploration...
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AJLT 3.5 Under the Table AKA Nut Island
Sex and the Cidiots
As we all know and definitely isn’t something the show just jammed in there as a totally new thing out of nowhere: Carrie has a downstairs neighbor! He’s a sexy, grumpy British author of questionable height who is serving so much Darcy that we couldn’t help but wonder…is he a part of Carrie’s “fiction”? Miranda also has some roommate troubles (hi penis, how ya doin’ there butcher knife), which leads the two gals to room together for a bit in some fun and maddening shenanigans. LTW has a work crush, Charlotte is dealing with some actual serious Harry news, but they all go...
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AJLT 3.4 Apples To Apples AKA Wild Cuntryside
Sex and the Cidiots
Carrie’s in Virginia, folks! And her (possibly Christian Scientist?) boyfriend Aidan is whimsically forcing painting and games upon his children as he tries to get them to like Carrie, and we couldn’t help but wonder…where did their chemistry go? Was it lost in Aidan’s constant jokes and shouting? Hard to say! Harry’s Pop Pop comes to visit and donate his banana to neighbors in need as Harry contemplates his own banana/mortality, Lilly introduces her polyboyf to the family, LTW tries to fight off sleep divorce and considers a MAN (a hot one) as a possible new editor, Seema leaves her...
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AJLT 3.3 Carrie Golightly AKA Casual Virginia Lunch
Sex and the Cidiots
In this episode, Carrie takes a friend to Williamsburg, Virginia to have lunch with Aidan, whether or not he's actually willing to take her home! Charlotte goes out to the party, after party, and after-after party to network and up her painting-selling business while wing-womaning a friend, Harry has a very understandable incident with button jeans, Miranda has her first kinda-date with the reporter, Anthony has an absolute non-story arc with objectifying his big hog boyf for his bread shop, LTW unreasonably flips out about her editor taking a much better job instead of continuing with a...
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AJLT 3.2 The Rat Race AKA Thumbs Down Emoji
Sex and the Cidiots
Hey we didn’t title this episode, Aidan did! (Full recap starts at 10:30) Carrie's writing fiction that is mostly about whatever she is doing at that exact moment in real life, Charlotte & LTW are freaking out about their kids getting into Ivy League schools, Miranda gets addicted to a trashy reality show and shoots her shot with a guac lady, Seema is so over dating she gets the matchmaker treatment, and Aidan reveals himself to be a truly terrible texter. We also get TWO great guest stars in this episode -- Cheri Oteri & Kristen Schaal, and one of them is even given something to do!...
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AJLT 3.1 Outlook Good AKA Nunspringa
Sex and the Cidiots
This episode is as big as Carrie’s hat, because it’s the first time back with our gals in a year and a half, and there’s a lot to talk about: Miranda finding God (via someone else in her bed), Charlotte’s falsely accused dog, Seema setting a fire like a dope and then having an absolute nothingburger of a relationship, LTW’s PBS documentary and its will they/won’t they relationship with Michelle Obama, and an absolutely iconic phone sex scene that has everyone in our DMs screaming, “DON’T!” Unlike Carrie’s door, this ain’t a false alarm: the Cidiots are back with you for...
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Girls 5.1 Wedding Day AKA As Skilled And Radical As Lucille Ball
Sex and the Cidiots
Rememeber when Desi no-showed the big performance with Marnie? Well the show doesn’t! They’ve made up so much that they’re actually going through with the wedding in this fun episode, which brings us a great guest star in the mysteriously-aged hair & makeup pro Bridget Everett, a tense bridal party that ends up finding some genuinely sweet and meaningful moments, a goofball parade of a groom’s party, a body/soul-swapped Jessa who has a little something going with a new man, Ray sacrificing himself, and the ever-forgettable Plop. Rate & review us if you don’t mind, and if you...
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Girls 4.9 Daddy Issues AKA Michigan's Tops and Bottoms
Sex and the Cidiots
It’s election day for Ray, ruin someone else’s good time day for Marnie (as usual), and take the gay out for a spin day for Hannah’s dad, who has a nice time with Elijah. Jessa, Adam, Ace and Mimi Rose have one of the most deranged dinners we’ve ever seen, and we end the episode in a very different place than we begin, which is kinda nice! Rate & review us if you don’t mind, and if you feel like extra Jon & Kev in your lives, join us over at !
info_outlineCarrie’s in Virginia, folks! And her (possibly Christian Scientist?) boyfriend Aidan is whimsically forcing painting and games upon his children as he tries to get them to like Carrie, and we couldn’t help but wonder…where did their chemistry go? Was it lost in Aidan’s constant jokes and shouting? Hard to say!
Harry’s Pop Pop comes to visit and donate his banana to neighbors in need as Harry contemplates his own banana/mortality, Lilly introduces her polyboyf to the family, LTW tries to fight off sleep divorce and considers a MAN (a hot one) as a possible new editor, Seema leaves her job for real, and Miranda gets memed after a tough on air appearance, but ends the episode getting kissed at.
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