AJLT 3.12 Party of One AKA This Is…It?
Sex and the Cidiots
In what we are led to believe is the very last bit of Sex and the City media ever (for now), Carrie eats at a weird Japanese restaurant, talks to Charlotte about the idea of being alone, passes out pies to everybody, and listens to some very good Barry White. Charlotte gets railed (thank GOD), and in a notably human way, explains what loving someone means. LTW considers leaving her husband because he’s sad for a week, and has a confrontation with Marion (a man!) over legitimately nothing, Seema considers whether marriage is something she wants or something that society has conditioned her...
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AJLT 3.11 Forget About The Boy AKA Am I Known For My Humor?
Sex and the Cidiots
In the penultimate episode of the Sex and the City universe, Carrie checks in on an old Tom Wolfe saying at her old place, and considers a request for ending The Woman’s loneliness with an epilogue. Miranda goes completely, narcissistically unhinged with a sneaky Thanksgiving invite, Charlotte approaches what *could have been* a nuanced and serious moment of evolution about her feelings about Rock’s life, as they star in a musical and show her what another life might have been. Harry has some great lines about his not so straight line, TLDR almost annoys her losing husband into retirement,...
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And Just Like That...It's Ending??? - EMERGENCY POD
Sex and the Cidiots
It's the dreaded "Emergency Pod" that we never wanted to have to do, and yet can't believe we haven't done already: "And Just Like That" is coming to an end, after just two more episodes. We hopped on the mics to summarize the news, read the statements from MP King, Kristin Davis & Cynthia Nixon, and we play the whole lovely SJP message and montage for you as well. Let's talk about the end of this incredible beast, how we feel, what we wanna see and what we actually WILL see -- comment below! And as always, yada yada rate/review/join us at , love youuuu
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AJLT 3.10 Better Than Sex AKA Fartin’ At Miranda
Sex and the Cidiots
“Noooo, Aidan don’t worry about my feelings for Duncan, I’m not gonna bone him until the end of the week!” - Carrie Bradshaw, translated from last episode. Here, Carrie enjoys her “writing partner” whose notes on her work include a range of advice from “that is good” to “wow, that is good,” Brady Hobbes buries the lead with a good news/bad news situation to Miranda and a returning and raging Steve, Charlotte tries to zoom with a psychic healer, the comptroller’s race comes to a conclusion, and Seema, somehow, tops herself and does her worst thing yet. Oh, and there are...
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AJLT 3.9 Present Tense AKA Terminally Hangry
Sex and the Cidiots
Folks, you won’t believe how many consecutive meals are made and not eaten in this episode, and the consequences are disastrous. In an episode in which the B, C, D thru Z stories shouldn’t have even existed, LTW just says “Ozempic” twice, Joy reveals an incredible bit of self-centeredness upon Miranda’s alcoholic confession, Charlotte and Harry literally just waddle and fall down, Seema stinks (literally), Anthony finally stands up for himself with the woman of the amazing disappearing accent, and then…there’s the actual story between Carrie and Aidan. Jealousy, insecurity,...
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AJLT 3.8 Happily Ever After AKA Alcoholish
Sex and the Cidiots
There's a big ol' art gallery with condom filled with a metrically measured amount of j***, there's two FULL butts, a lot of closet talk, a now ever-present Aidan staying in NYC for an undetermined amount of time in between longing sighs at his phone, an extremely horny LTW, a Lucille 2-ass Charlotte, the biggest balls in the business on Harry, a post-coital gigglefest with ol' aluminum armpits Patel, and some of the most confusing / insensitive stuff of the season from Joy, who may have somehow slalomed in between all the declarations of alcoholism Miranda has been throwing out there??? Oh,...
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AJLT 3.7 They Wanna Have Fun AKA Carrie-Oke & A Farce
Sex and the Cidiots
We start with a little bit on last week's controversy about LTW's dad repeatedly dying, and then it's on to an episode that -- sorry -- had a number of enjoyable things! There's a solid bit of farce over Charlotte's birthday party and what sad thing she's dealing with, a bunch of losers who don't want to do karaoke (and then suddenly do), Patti LuPone guesting as an Italian shrink mom, Lilly gets dumped, Carrie and the British Biographer verbally 69 about each other's writing, and we get a wacky party Miranda that we simply love. Don't worry: we hate plenty of stuff too! Fun for everyone. More...
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AJLT 3.6 Silent Mode AKA A Total Recall Situation
Sex and the Cidiots
Aidan announces his return to town with a crash, and then breaks some other pretty shocking news to Carrie. LTW puts her phone on silent and misses the passing of her dad (RIP Billy D, who IS still alive in real life, thank God), and ends up tussling with Lucille 3 (played by the great Jennifer Lewis) about arrangements, Charlotte finally gets busted while trying to keep Harry’s secret secret, and Seema helps Miranda look for an apartment after a (sorta) tearful goodbye to her car & driver. Come for the storylines, stay for the MULTIPLE references to the hobbit universe and exploration...
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AJLT 3.5 Under the Table AKA Nut Island
Sex and the Cidiots
As we all know and definitely isn’t something the show just jammed in there as a totally new thing out of nowhere: Carrie has a downstairs neighbor! He’s a sexy, grumpy British author of questionable height who is serving so much Darcy that we couldn’t help but wonder…is he a part of Carrie’s “fiction”? Miranda also has some roommate troubles (hi penis, how ya doin’ there butcher knife), which leads the two gals to room together for a bit in some fun and maddening shenanigans. LTW has a work crush, Charlotte is dealing with some actual serious Harry news, but they all go...
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AJLT 3.4 Apples To Apples AKA Wild Cuntryside
Sex and the Cidiots
Carrie’s in Virginia, folks! And her (possibly Christian Scientist?) boyfriend Aidan is whimsically forcing painting and games upon his children as he tries to get them to like Carrie, and we couldn’t help but wonder…where did their chemistry go? Was it lost in Aidan’s constant jokes and shouting? Hard to say! Harry’s Pop Pop comes to visit and donate his banana to neighbors in need as Harry contemplates his own banana/mortality, Lilly introduces her polyboyf to the family, LTW tries to fight off sleep divorce and considers a MAN (a hot one) as a possible new editor, Seema leaves her...
info_outlineWe start with a little bit on last week's controversy about LTW's dad repeatedly dying, and then it's on to an episode that -- sorry -- had a number of enjoyable things! There's a solid bit of farce over Charlotte's birthday party and what sad thing she's dealing with, a bunch of losers who don't want to do karaoke (and then suddenly do), Patti LuPone guesting as an Italian shrink mom, Lilly gets dumped, Carrie and the British Biographer verbally 69 about each other's writing, and we get a wacky party Miranda that we simply love.
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