3993: The Psychic and the Poltergeist w/ Robert Alvarez
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12 years later, The Psychic Witch Robert Alvarez returns, this time over video during COVID; but still, nothing can slow him down (even the poltergeist he apparently lives with). Keith and Chemda catch up on Robert’s life, learn the future of their own lives, and get even more personal with The Great One.
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3992: House of the Dragons w/ Robert Alvarez and Jeremy
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It’s literally a house of dragons, silver and otherwise. Along with Robert Alvarez, Keith and Chemda are joined by their friend and cancer and lightning survivor Jeremy to cover the news of the day and the news of the future. Before that, Keith discusses his latest post-romance feelings, calling a 900 sex line, and using The Strangers: Chapters 2 and 3 to heal. Also, it’s officially the beginning of the new NFL season, and Keith made his football bets; which, to be clear, his psychic guide is very positive about.
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3991: Keith Malley, Silver Dragon w/ Robert Alvarez
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The greatest psychic ever is back! And Robert Alvarez is here too! (WINK) Keith, Chemda, and Robert join forces to figure out the future of Mike, one of their greatest interns. They also take calls, do speed-readings, and deal with April pendejos.
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3990: The KATG 76-Hour Marathon: The Witching Hour w/ Robert Alvarez and “friends”
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Today we play a section from Keith and Chemda’s record-breaking 76-hour marathon featuring Witch Robert Alvarez (that’s okay to say) psychically reading in-studio guests as well as callers over the phone. From love, money, and travels to something else I’m sure, it all gets covered. Also, there’s animosity in the room, but Robert can’t be deterred from rising above it all.
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3989: Keith’s Psychic Guide w/ Robert Alvarez
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It’s now 2008, and during the time when Keith and Chemda were dating, psychic witch Robert Alvarez made his second appearance. The hosts cover the previous predictions Robert has made, and they grade him accordingly. Mr. Alvarez also blesses us with more fast-paced call-in readings and, with the work of spirit guide David, helps Keith and Chemda find Keith’s opener for his upcoming stand-up show Sue Everybody. Oh, and Robert lets Chemda know if she’ll be having sex with a woman.
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3988: Psychic Witch w/ Robert Alvarez and JessNYC
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We’re celebrating Robert Alvarez! Oh, don’t worry; he’s very much alive! (As of press time.) We’re just going to spend this week revisiting one of KATG’s greatest guests. Robert has appeared with his mystical how-ya-doin’s since 2007, and we’re gonna look back and check on his work. The beginning of these episodes will have a fresh introduction, and these shows will now end with a track from whatever stand-up album Keith performed that year. With audio remastered while in all its original glory, this call-in episode is the day Keith and Chemda, along with KATG intern JessNYC, met...
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3987: Brand New Day: Just Desserts (Keith’s Lemonade Stand)
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It’s now officially been 6 months since Keith last saw his ex-girlfriend, but this got him through a rough day: “To reconnect to the person who hurt you is disrespectful to the version of you who suffered.” Enjoy.
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3986: Keith’s Dad’s Odyssey w/ Bianca Brady and Andrea Allan
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Keith and Chemda were blessed with Bianca and Andrea doing book reports of Father Malley’s tomes. Today we remember His Majesty. Also God’s.
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3985: Love and Money: Lost Gold/Our Father (Who Talks to Heaven) w/ Ken Malley
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(Chronic KATG Poker Champ) Keith (yes, AGAIN) shares his thoughts on his breakup now reaching its 5-month mark. He also discusses his upcoming hair metal date with the guys, his thoughts on Senator Lindsey Graham’s passing (take a guess), Christopher Nolan’s new 6-hour film The Odyssey, and New Jersey’s own Johnny Gabagool. Then he reveals that the Father Malley Gold Story has an ending! Keith sums up the FBI’s payout regarding the missing gold that Father Malley’s clairvoyance located in 1974. We then remember the time Keith and his brother Ken covered the story in the first place...
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3984: Play With Me w/ Katharine Heller
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America celebrated her 250th birthday. And man does she look it. HELLER! Anyway, Keith is back with close friend and KATG great Katharine Heller. Katharine just returned to NYC from visiting Keith in Charlotte, and she’s ready to report on her findings. Was Keith a good host? Did Keith brag about having a perfect refrigerator yet not have simple classic yellow mustard? Did Keith’s water go out on Vacation Day 2? Did the two of them watch Louis CK: Ridiculous, Corey Feldman vs the World, the SNL documentary Lorne, and Spielberg's Disclosure Day? Did the Supreme Court make it official that...
info_outlineHell yeah! Nothing says it’s summertime like an atmospheric firehose! Hope you had a grand Memorial Weekend and that you let Bret Michaels honor the fallen in peace. Now let’s party!
NYC hosts half of the top 50 pizza spots in America and holds court in the top 5 spots in the entire world. Now in Charlotte, Keith skips Cook Out to try out America’s 41st best: Pizza Baby. Keith also reviews entertainment juggernauts Star Wars: The Mandalorian & Yoda and The Boys series finale. He also dives into AI, featuring: ChatGPT making an animation based on Keith’s new book, revisiting Keith trying to get Grok to speak to him as an apologetic ex, and Taxi Driver screenwriter Paul Schrader telling us that his AI girlfriend broke up with him.
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