Poorhammer E171 - Predicting Everything About 11th Edition
Release Date: 06/17/2025
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On this week’s episode, Brad and Eric ask berilio to edit an episode expecting it to be 30 minutes in length, but berilio is used to shorter lengths and is quick on the job, so we end up with a 20 minutes slaughterfest of every faction instead. Happy end of the year everyone! POORHAMMER MERCH! PATREON: YOUTUBE: TWITCH: Website: TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Hello and Welcome 01:11 Space Marines 02:13 Ultra Marines 02:18 Imperial Fists 02:24 Ravenguard 02:27 White Scars 02:30 Salamanders 02:37 Iron Hands 02:42 Blood Angels 02:58 Dark Angels 03:05...
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On this week’s episode Brad and Eric are joined by Jenny, @Miwabelle from Glitch Stars, Elliott from @slamsectortv, DKDiamantes from @Adeptusridiculous and @Bricky from @brickyep2 for a brutal, relentless, unforgiving GAME SHOW! The participants will be thrown into an island and perform very difficult tasks. Only those who complete the tasks in time will be allowed to stay alive and advance to the next assignment. On this murderous reality show, only ONE may… wait. Sorry, that’s the next Game Show we have planned. This one is just Family Feud. I mean, not an exact copy because we made...
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On this week’s episode, Brad, Eric and Bricky discuss the newest, freshest, shiniest, balance update for Warhammer 40K! Tune in to find out which factions got undeservedly nerfed and which factions got rules in their detachments that should be in datasheets. POORHAMMER MERCH! PATREON: YOUTUBE: TWITCH: Website: TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Hello and Welcome 00:45 Core Changes 02:53 Adepta Sororitas 04:15 Adeptus Custodes 06:18 Adeptus Mechanicus 07:32 Astra Militarum 08:48 Grey Knights 10:46 Space Marines 13:11 Space Marine Chapters 14:22 Imperial...
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On this week’s episode, Brad and Eric, with the help of the patrons, try to figure out the best things that could happen in 11th Edition Warhammer to make every faction happy. I’m sure in next edition every faction will receive the same amount of love, and I won’t be able to use the “Guy who has a lot of water” meme to describe every faction compared to Space Marines. When that happens, please try to enjoy each faction equally, and not show preference for one over the others. Well… except Death Guard. I don’t think they need any wishes to be granted, but here we are. ...
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On this week’s episode, Brad and Eric talk about… well, I can’t really tell you the topic of this week, you see. It involves guns, it involves size and it involves the things i do with yo mama, but I can’t really use the words without shooting myself in the foot, so you have to guess… or click and start watching to find out! POORHAMMER MERCH! PATREON: YOUTUBE: TWITCH: Website: RELATED TO THIS EPISODE: Grading Every Faction Playlist: TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Hello and Welcome 01:51 Most common symptoms if you have a BFG 05:10 Our Model...
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On this week’s episode, Brad is touching grass and Bricky, Miwabelle, HeyWoah, Vince Venturella are all busy (probably, I assume), so Eric is stuck with our 27th guest option, Kieran and Kieran from, you guessed it, The Kieran Show. Tune in to watch bad lists even for casual being transformed into mildly acceptable casual lists that won’t embarrass you before the game even begins. After this episode, when Kieran loses a game, he won’t have anything to complain about but himself! POORHAMMER MERCH! PATREON: YOUTUBE: TWITCH: Website: RELATED TO THIS EPISODE:...
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On this week’s episode, Brad and Eric fill the holes in everybody’s... armies… with massive units that will never come… into being. Yeah… i repeated the joke from 40K’s description, sorry. It was too good to be ignored. Anyway, you can join their hunt to find the perfect infantry, monster or mounted unit for every army in Age of Sigmar. POORHAMMER MERCH! PATREON: YOUTUBE: TWITCH: Website: TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 Hello and Welcome 00:42 Ground Rules 02:17 Cities of Sigmar 05:28 Daughters of Khaine 09:30 Fyreslayers 15:36 Idoneth Deepkin 19:03...
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On this week’s episode, Brad and Eric dream of good Battleforce Boxes. Inspired by some good ones from the past and still considering price points and sprue technicalities, which factions could get some great Christmas boxes to… wait. Didn’t we talk about Battleforce boxes a few weeks ago? Is that a deja vu? Are Brad and Eric milking this topic? More importantly, why am I wasting my brain doing this description if nobody reads it anyway. I bet I could have copy pasted the one from a few weeks ago and changed a few words here and there. Well.. at least i get to have some fun with the...
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On this week’s episode, Brad and Eric sit down and dream of a better world where corporate decisions, budgets, marketing and computing limitations are non-existent. A world where every Warhammer game could be made, even if the user interface is a spreadsheet. A world where the protagonist of a game could be a Drukhari that would make every renegade decision in Mass Effect looks like a paragon decision. A world where modeling an entire planet that doesn’t look in the slightest as earth wouldn’t blow the budget. A world where fighting games could have good battlepasses. A world where...
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On this week’s episode, Brad and Eric go through all the models available for the Necrons in Warhammer 40K 10th Edition. I’m a fan of short descriptions, we could have ended on “edition” but Brad will call me lazy, so here we go: Tune in to find out which models are taller or shorter than expected, which cute robots are actually murder robots, and which metal skeleton carries the coolest gun. SHOW LINKS: MERCH: TWITCH: PATREON: Brad’s Bsky: Eric’s Bsky: RELATED TO THIS EPISODE: Every Aeldari Model: Every Space Marine Model: Every Chaos Space...
info_outlineOn this week’s episode, Brad, Eric and Bricky decide to punish Berilio with a four hour recording about game rules that do not exist. Bear witness to cold takes that won’t change anything on the broad scale but will certainly be implemented, and bold predictions and wild ideas that would vastly improve gameplay but will never make it into the game.
SHOW LINKS:
MERCH: https://orchideight.com/collections/poorhammer
TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/poorhammer
PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/SolelySingleton
Brad’s Bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/drruler.bsky.social
Eric’s Bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/onekuosora.bsky.social
RELATED TO THIS EPISODE:
https://www.youtube.com/@Bricky
https://www.youtube.com/@brickyep2
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 Intro
01:00 What are we doing here?
06:58 Predicting 11th Release Date
08:34 Predicting Indexes and Codexes life extensions
24:53 Predicting Major Rules Changes
42:11 Aircraft is gonna Aircraft
47:41 Battleshock
54:00 Berilio can't eat soup as much as he'd like cuz he lives in Hell, and hell is hot
57:08 Forgeworld
59:50 Some gamers will get wounded
01:01:32 Crusade
01:07:00 Copium
01:07:14 Damage Spilling (I spared you 15 more mins. It should have been an episode.)
01:23:40 Documentation
01:24:25 1KSons, i mean, 1K Games
01:25:43 Bonecagem (the best brazilian word for character customization, just use it)
01:30:48 Fights Last
01:32:15 Below Half STR
01:32:35 Indirect Fire
01:33:22 Terrain
01:36:48 Stratagems
01:52:25 Army Rules and Detachments
01:54:14 Enhancements and Character Customization
01:57:54 One Page Rules
01:59:17 Magic System
02:05:11 Leaders
02:10:01 Combat Patrols Replacement
02:16:17 Final Thoughts
Licensed Music Used By This Program:
“Night Out” by LiQWYD, CC BY
“Thursday & Snow (Reprise)” by Blank & Kytt, CC BY
“First Class” by Peyruis, CC BY
“Down for Whatever” by Silent Partner, Copyright Free