Spanish Practices - Real Life, Real Spain
Transcript: Day 98 The End? Sunday and the Alarma is over, Lockdown is unlocked, 99 days, it started on Saturday March 14th, but actually I consider that weekend to be the two phoney days of Lockdown. Saturday 14th March was a pretty normal day, the supermarket rammed with people taking everything off the shelves, including the toilet paper, something that the Spanish do not a use a lot of, most prefer to wash in the bidet than smear on the pan, as it were. Sunday was equally as busy as people rushed around to be in the right place before the strict measures and fines started on...
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Full transcript: Day 97 Of mousy women and men Saturday the weather is calm, the sun is shining, I have been doing some extreme weeding on the mountainside and managed to not fall down, the one time I did I thought it was best to relax and just let my body slide to a bit where I could cling on. Our garden in Essex did not have the same extreme challenges, unless you count the incredible numbers of snails that ate their way through most of our English garden. I have been spending some time reflecting, yesterday about the reasons why we came to Spain, today a reflection of things...
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Full transcript: Day 96 Tim Tams Friday and the I made a terrible mistake today, I try very hard now to avoid the TV news from the UK, we have enough to occupy ourselves here with events in Spain. I caught a picture of Headmaster Boris holding a packet of Tim Tams up, from what I understand following a new trade deal with Australia you will get tuppence off this less than delicious biscuit from Australia and the trade deal will end up adding only a gnats thingy to the UK GDP. Worse I then wandered into the news that the New Zealand trade deal could well have a negative...
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Transcript: Day 95 Bonfire night Thursday and now just a few days before everything un locks, the end of the Alarma and the new normal will start on Monday, many Spanish can go back to work and get the working week off to.. er, well er, a two day start, because next Wednesday “we are having a Fiesta” The Fiesta of San Juan to be precise, the beginning of summer and those long summer holidays, after all we have all been working so hard these last few weeks … erm! San Juan is when hordes of Spanish all head to the beach for a party, it will last all night and bonfires...
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Transcript: Day 94 Assassination Wednesday and the excitement cannot be contained, I am going shopping with Chris, well to be honest he doesn’t want me in the first shop, - Mercadona, he tells me he has a routine now and that doesn’t include me putting unsuitable items in the shopping trolley. Never mind I am going to the Post Office instead, to pick up a parcel, the Post Office is only open between 8.30am and 2.30pm, the local office is tiny and usually packed, as many Spanish still come and pay their bills and do very complicated administrative things. I arrived to...
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Transcript uncorrected: Day 93 Anyone for tennis? Tuesday and we are battening down the hatches, the wind is returning again with a vengeance, so far, the summer here has not really happened. Today it is overcast and sticky humid. Our Gym has opened, and we went last night, OK so it is not the normal evening busy, but there were people and Chris’ class was about half the normal number. What was encouraging was the queue to join the Gym, at one point ten people deep, well social distanced. There were a lot of arrows and nowhere to sit, most of the members were...
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Transcript (uncorrected) Day 92 Dance off Monday has come, I usually dread Monday as it always brings administration stuff which I really don’t care for. By the way if you want to catch all 92 episodes with transcripts of Spanish Practices head over to THE secret spain dot com. Today the administration was our Spanish Tax return, I say our, as we are married it has been done jointly, I get the classification of Woman, the form does not seem to have a code for Partner. The Spanish Tax year runs from January to December, unlike the UK tax year that runs April...
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Transcript (uncorrected) Day 91 Sunday and Uncle Pedro has been doing his weekly Zoom meeting, he likes to surprise the regional Governments, just to remind them all he is the one in charge. So he has brought forward the date when Spain will open its borders to everyone except Portugal, so on Monday 22nd June the Lockdown will be over, for now and so will this Podcast, I still have the story to tell about one of the stupidest things I did some years ago. I will keep that for later in the week. But you can’t have a Podcast about Spain without mentioning the Spanish Royal...
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Transcript here: Day 90 holiday from hell Saturday your Sunday and the Spanish Government has started to talk about how they envisage foreign visitors coming to the country, the first lot will turn up on Monday, they are Germans coming to the Balearic Islands. Interestingly about 35,000 people travelled to Spain in May, whilst not holidaymakers, they were mainly people returning back to Spain for work or back to their residency. From all those who travelled, 104 people were detected to have Corona Virus. But in a couple of weeks the onslaught will begin, instead of...
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Full Transcript: Day 89 Fag End Friday and we are off to the Administrator to sell our old car to Carmen, what could possibly go wrong, find out later in this episode. If you want to catch up on previous episodes and full transcripts, go to the Today I have been thinking about Satan’s smoke. A great many people in Spain seem to smoke, I remember we had to pick up a parcel from a UPS pick up point that turned out to be a rather sad looking Travel Agents, I guess even sadder now we are in the Covid19 world. It was a pain to get to, Chris had to negotiate the one-way...
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Day 69
Saturday and the weekend has arrived with thirty plus temperatures, somewhere nearby somebody has some gentle Spanish guitar music playing and the birds are singing away.
The Alhambra Palaces have said they plan to open again on the 1st of June and are putting in place social distancing measures, so I guess fewer people allowed around the palaces in each timed trip. So this might be one of the best times ever to see the Alhambra, it truly is a wonder.
There is a lot of tosh written about the Alhambra, ruddy American Washington Irving with his “Tales of the Alhambra” seriously muddied the waters between fact and fiction. Some of the myths are quoted in some books as facts.
Published back in 1830, the book did help the restoration of the Palaces that had fallen into a poor state of decay. Rather like the old medieval British castles were the locals helped themselves to what amounted to an easy supply of building materials, the same fate happened to part of the Alhambra, locals “borrowing” stones and parts of the palaces.
So much so that much of what you see has been recreated.
Also, the name “Alhambra” which some think means in Arabic “The Red Fortress” is under debate too. As the castle bit was whitewashed, so it wasn’t red at all but white. Rather like those drab Roman buildings in Rome, in reality they would all have been painted.
I have to say I really love the gardens there, the scent of roses and myrtle, which like a Mediterranean box is fantastic. Also you have to admire the Moors and their engineering, bringing water into the Palaces and Gardens from miles away, all by gravity.
The Palaces themselves are much smaller than you expect, but are still amazing with their geometric designs and clever courtyards that with a water fountain in the middle could keep cool in the searing heat of a Granada Summer.
It was the home to the last Muslim ruler of Granada, Boabdil, who was finally chucked out of the city, but not before a lot of diplomatic complicity between, him and the Catholic interlopers, finally the place was reconquered by the Catholic kings back in 1493
Boabdil made the journey across to the “Moor’s Sigh” a place near modern day Otura here in the mountains that lie between us in Motril and Granada city, looking back at the city he once ruled, he let out a sigh .. yeah - I am guessing that might be tosh too.
But Boabdil didn’t do too badly he got offered an Estate in Laujar de Andarax in present day Almeria, but instead he went off to Morocco and built a palace at Fez where he spent the remainder of his life.
Here in Salobreña a Moorish castle fort stands there was also some shenanigans involving Mohammed the 7th and his brother Yusuf who also had rights to Granada, Mohammed banged him up in the Castle here.
But Yusuf was still a threat and Mohammed, who was on his death bed sent someone to pop Yusuf off, and the myth is that they found him playing Chess with the gaoler. He asked if he could finish his game of chess, and that was agreed. So Yusuf made the chess game last until his brother Mohammed had popped his clogs, and then Yusuf grabbed the Sultans job becoming Yusuf the third of Granada.
How true any of these stories are but the Nasrid dynasty managed to reign for two hundred and fifty years in Granada, so that wasn’t bad going at all.
Of course this Podcast being Spanish Practices, aside from all the intrigue and mystery of the Nasrid Dynasty, there was also a more modern mystery of why the Alhambra Palace was so packed with visitors.
It turns out there was a major ticket scam involving more than sixty people, all in cahoots with each other according to the newspaper “The Local for the 3rd of October 2014:
“For three years, the fraud network - made up of Alhambra staff, travel agents and hotel workers – reaped the benefits of forging tickets, using old ones and carrying out other shady deals without raising the alarm.
They were able to control how many tourists had access to the UNESCO World Heritage Site and even forced tour guides and agencies that weren’t part of the fraud network to buy fake tickets off them.
The scam was made easier thanks to the backing they received from the Alhambra’s IT head and two officials responsible for the transfer and safekeeping of the tickets.
The Alhambra, the medieval symbol of Muslim rule in Spain, receives approximately 3 million visitors every year.
The court’s estimates put the total number of fake tickets dished out by the fraud gang at around 50,000.
The whole thing nearly bankrupted the tourist attraction and was partly blamed on poor management. Hey ho!
When they finally get to reopen The Alhambra it is definitely one of the things you should try and see yourself, it truly is an astonishing place to visit, and thanks to social distancing, might be all the more enjoyable as there will be less people allowed to visit, at least in the near future.