Spanish Practices - Real Life, Real Spain
Transcript: Day 98 The End? Sunday and the Alarma is over, Lockdown is unlocked, 99 days, it started on Saturday March 14th, but actually I consider that weekend to be the two phoney days of Lockdown. Saturday 14th March was a pretty normal day, the supermarket rammed with people taking everything off the shelves, including the toilet paper, something that the Spanish do not a use a lot of, most prefer to wash in the bidet than smear on the pan, as it were. Sunday was equally as busy as people rushed around to be in the right place before the strict measures and fines started on...
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Full transcript: Day 97 Of mousy women and men Saturday the weather is calm, the sun is shining, I have been doing some extreme weeding on the mountainside and managed to not fall down, the one time I did I thought it was best to relax and just let my body slide to a bit where I could cling on. Our garden in Essex did not have the same extreme challenges, unless you count the incredible numbers of snails that ate their way through most of our English garden. I have been spending some time reflecting, yesterday about the reasons why we came to Spain, today a reflection of things...
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Full transcript: Day 96 Tim Tams Friday and the I made a terrible mistake today, I try very hard now to avoid the TV news from the UK, we have enough to occupy ourselves here with events in Spain. I caught a picture of Headmaster Boris holding a packet of Tim Tams up, from what I understand following a new trade deal with Australia you will get tuppence off this less than delicious biscuit from Australia and the trade deal will end up adding only a gnats thingy to the UK GDP. Worse I then wandered into the news that the New Zealand trade deal could well have a negative...
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Transcript: Day 95 Bonfire night Thursday and now just a few days before everything un locks, the end of the Alarma and the new normal will start on Monday, many Spanish can go back to work and get the working week off to.. er, well er, a two day start, because next Wednesday “we are having a Fiesta” The Fiesta of San Juan to be precise, the beginning of summer and those long summer holidays, after all we have all been working so hard these last few weeks … erm! San Juan is when hordes of Spanish all head to the beach for a party, it will last all night and bonfires...
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Transcript: Day 94 Assassination Wednesday and the excitement cannot be contained, I am going shopping with Chris, well to be honest he doesn’t want me in the first shop, - Mercadona, he tells me he has a routine now and that doesn’t include me putting unsuitable items in the shopping trolley. Never mind I am going to the Post Office instead, to pick up a parcel, the Post Office is only open between 8.30am and 2.30pm, the local office is tiny and usually packed, as many Spanish still come and pay their bills and do very complicated administrative things. I arrived to...
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Transcript uncorrected: Day 93 Anyone for tennis? Tuesday and we are battening down the hatches, the wind is returning again with a vengeance, so far, the summer here has not really happened. Today it is overcast and sticky humid. Our Gym has opened, and we went last night, OK so it is not the normal evening busy, but there were people and Chris’ class was about half the normal number. What was encouraging was the queue to join the Gym, at one point ten people deep, well social distanced. There were a lot of arrows and nowhere to sit, most of the members were...
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Transcript (uncorrected) Day 92 Dance off Monday has come, I usually dread Monday as it always brings administration stuff which I really don’t care for. By the way if you want to catch all 92 episodes with transcripts of Spanish Practices head over to THE secret spain dot com. Today the administration was our Spanish Tax return, I say our, as we are married it has been done jointly, I get the classification of Woman, the form does not seem to have a code for Partner. The Spanish Tax year runs from January to December, unlike the UK tax year that runs April...
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Transcript (uncorrected) Day 91 Sunday and Uncle Pedro has been doing his weekly Zoom meeting, he likes to surprise the regional Governments, just to remind them all he is the one in charge. So he has brought forward the date when Spain will open its borders to everyone except Portugal, so on Monday 22nd June the Lockdown will be over, for now and so will this Podcast, I still have the story to tell about one of the stupidest things I did some years ago. I will keep that for later in the week. But you can’t have a Podcast about Spain without mentioning the Spanish Royal...
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Transcript here: Day 90 holiday from hell Saturday your Sunday and the Spanish Government has started to talk about how they envisage foreign visitors coming to the country, the first lot will turn up on Monday, they are Germans coming to the Balearic Islands. Interestingly about 35,000 people travelled to Spain in May, whilst not holidaymakers, they were mainly people returning back to Spain for work or back to their residency. From all those who travelled, 104 people were detected to have Corona Virus. But in a couple of weeks the onslaught will begin, instead of...
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Full Transcript: Day 89 Fag End Friday and we are off to the Administrator to sell our old car to Carmen, what could possibly go wrong, find out later in this episode. If you want to catch up on previous episodes and full transcripts, go to the Today I have been thinking about Satan’s smoke. A great many people in Spain seem to smoke, I remember we had to pick up a parcel from a UPS pick up point that turned out to be a rather sad looking Travel Agents, I guess even sadder now we are in the Covid19 world. It was a pain to get to, Chris had to negotiate the one-way...
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Day 70 "Tourist Trap!"
Sunday comes with a breeze and more Mediterranean sunshine; the Spanish Prime Minister Uncle Pedro has announced today that he is going to start allowing tourism to return to Spain.
That is very good news for businesses all over Spain, less good news if you think that the tourists will come, create another wave of virus, then leave to their own more liberal countries whilst we face yet another lockdown in the Autumn.
Off this morning to water the plants at Petra’s and Justin’s big house on the corner. Despite the great care that Pepe the Palm took in cutting down the fronds from the palm tree, some debris has got into the pool. I had a go at fishing some of it out.
Swimming pools are complex things, we are asking water to behave abnormally. Those Nasrid Sultans created pools and fountains with running water, whilst a swimming pools water stays put and needs a lot of loving care to stay clean and sanitary.
Our German neighbours, who have spent Lockdown in their native country discovered from their pool man that the water had gone green, which means emptying the pool, cleaning every surface and refilling again.
Our own modest pool stands on six micro piles, anchoring it into the mountain and protecting it from earthquakes. I have only felt one earthquake here. It was quite sudden, shook the house for a second and at the same time there was a sound similar to a lorry emptying a ton of earth onto the ground. Chris slept through it, but the cat went crazy, running around meowing.
An active fault runs along the sea in front of where we live and it has, in the past caused a few issues. The houses below us caught the force of one minor earthquake, it moved them about an inch further down the mountain causing great cracks to appear and parts of terraces to topple to one side.
At our friends house it cracked open their swimming pool like an egg and the contents of the pool emptied out onto the road below.
Mother nature isn’t keen on being tamed, but luck was on our side. The Highways Authority decided to widen the National Road in front of us, by chopping the front of the mountain off; despite being told by Geologists that, that might cause the whole mountain to move down onto the new road.
The Highways Authority ignored the scientific advice, now where have I heard that phrase recently? The mountain moved and started to deposit chunks of itself onto the main road.
As a result, an Australian team were shipped in to pile drive the whole edge of the mountain, it took months to do with the piles going hundreds of meters under the houses, more piles were drilled down from the first road anchoring that in place.
The whole process cost in excess of fifty-four million Euros, but as a result we probably have the most stable Estate along the whole coast, although I am touching wood when I say this.
It is one of the reasons that this area has kept a lot of its more traditional Spanish charm, you just can’t build great big high-rise hotels here, the geology will not let you.
It is a good place to come on holiday, the majority of holidaymakers are Spanish, about 60 per-cent, the beaches are good to swim from, the diving is good too, you can do water sports and the like, and the beach sand is a granite grey but a bit grainy if you are thinking of building sandcastles.
It is though possible to go up to the snow peaks of the Sierra Nevada mountain in the morning, ski till lunchtime then drive back down to the beach and sunbathe after first enjoying a pretty good lunch with wine for about ten Euros in one of the beachside Chiringuitos – restaurants.
The British Ex-Pat wave stops at Nerja about 25 minutes on the motorway from here. Nerja is still in the Costa del Sol. When we first visited the town over twenty years ago it was still quite a sleepy Spanish place.
Over the years more English, German and Scandinavian’s have made it their home, so there is a very different feel to the place. If you crave a proper curry or Thai food there are restaurants there to cater for you, along with English supermarkets like Cullens if you get an urge for Birds Custard or a Cherry Bakewell.
We very much prefer where we live here on the coast, on a clear day you can see the coastline of Morocco, during winter storms you can see the lightening and thunder rumble and light up the Atlas Mountains in the far, far distance.
The night sky is usually clear and filled with stars, a walk along the country road here is filled with the sweet scent of bella de noche, the lady of the night. I remember walking back up the road one night when we were first here and pointing up at the night sky to Chris, we were trying to work out what the reddish cloud was that streaked across high up in the sky.
It took a moment to realise it was the milky way. Finally, the moon can be as big as the ones you see in films. We have a cheap telescope and it is truly amazing to look upon the surface of the moon on a warm Mediterranean night.
All very good reasons why Prime Minister Sanchez stood up to say he plans to open the country up for tourism once again. We hope it can be managed safely and that the tourists that come, please, please, respect the rules for their and of course our own safety.