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Day 72 - "Gone to Pot"

Spanish Practices - Real Life, Real Spain

Release Date: 05/27/2020

Day 98 - Day 98 - "The End?"

Spanish Practices - Real Life, Real Spain

Transcript: Day 98 The End? Sunday and the Alarma is over, Lockdown is unlocked, 99 days, it started on Saturday March 14th, but actually I consider that weekend to be the two phoney days of Lockdown.   Saturday 14th March was a pretty normal day, the supermarket rammed with people taking everything off the shelves, including the toilet paper, something that the Spanish do not a use a lot of, most prefer to wash in the bidet than smear on the pan, as it were.   Sunday was equally as busy as people rushed around to be in the right place before the strict measures and fines started on...

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Day 97 - Day 97 - "Of mousy women and men"

Spanish Practices - Real Life, Real Spain

Full transcript: Day 97 Of mousy women and men Saturday the weather is calm, the sun is shining, I have been doing some extreme weeding on the mountainside and managed to not fall down, the one time I did I thought it was best to relax and just let my body slide to a bit where I could cling on.  Our garden in Essex did not have the same extreme challenges, unless you count the incredible numbers of snails that ate their way through most of our English garden.   I have been spending some time reflecting, yesterday about the reasons why we came to Spain, today a reflection of things...

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Day 96 - Day 96 - "Tim Tams"

Spanish Practices - Real Life, Real Spain

Full transcript: Day 96 Tim Tams   Friday and the I made a terrible mistake today, I try very hard now to avoid the TV news from the UK, we have enough to occupy ourselves here with events in Spain.   I caught a picture of Headmaster Boris holding a packet of Tim Tams up, from what I understand following a new trade deal with Australia you will get tuppence off this less than delicious biscuit from Australia and the trade deal will end up adding only a gnats thingy to the UK GDP.   Worse I then wandered into the news that the New Zealand trade deal could well have a negative...

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Day 95 - Day 95 - "Bonfire Night"

Spanish Practices - Real Life, Real Spain

Transcript: Day 95 Bonfire night   Thursday and now just a few days before everything un locks, the end of the Alarma and the new normal will start on Monday, many Spanish can go back to work and get the working week off to.. er, well er, a two day start, because next Wednesday “we are having a Fiesta”   The Fiesta of San Juan to be precise, the beginning of summer and those long summer holidays, after all we have all been working so hard these last few weeks … erm!   San Juan is when hordes of Spanish all head to the beach for a party, it will last all night and bonfires...

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Day 94 - Day 94 - "Assassination"

Spanish Practices - Real Life, Real Spain

Transcript: Day 94 Assassination  Wednesday and the excitement cannot be contained, I am going shopping with Chris, well to be honest he doesn’t want me in the first shop, - Mercadona, he tells me he has a routine now and that doesn’t include me putting unsuitable items in the shopping trolley.   Never mind I am going to the Post Office instead, to pick up a parcel, the Post Office is only open between 8.30am and 2.30pm, the local office is tiny and usually packed, as many Spanish still come and pay their bills and do very complicated administrative things.   I arrived to...

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Day 93 - Day 93 - "Anyone for Tennis"

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Transcript uncorrected: Day 93 Anyone for tennis?   Tuesday and we are battening down the hatches, the wind is returning again with a vengeance, so far, the summer here has not really happened. Today it is overcast and sticky humid.   Our Gym has opened, and we went last night, OK so it is not the normal evening busy, but there were people and Chris’ class was about half the normal number.  What was encouraging was the queue to join the Gym, at one point ten people deep, well social distanced.   There were a lot of arrows and nowhere to sit, most of the members were...

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Day 92 Day 92 "Dance Off"

Spanish Practices - Real Life, Real Spain

Transcript (uncorrected) Day 92 Dance off   Monday has come, I usually dread Monday as it always brings administration stuff which I really don’t care for.   By the way if you want to catch all 92 episodes with transcripts of Spanish Practices head over to THE secret spain dot com.   Today the administration was our Spanish Tax return, I say our, as we are married it has been done jointly, I get the classification of Woman, the form does not seem to have a code for Partner.    The Spanish Tax year runs from January to December, unlike the UK tax year that runs April...

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Day 91 Day 91 "Playboy Kings"

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Transcript (uncorrected) Day 91   Sunday and Uncle Pedro has been doing his weekly Zoom meeting, he likes to surprise the regional Governments, just to remind them all he is the one in charge.   So he has brought forward the date when Spain will open its borders to everyone except Portugal, so on Monday 22nd June the Lockdown will be over, for now and so will this Podcast, I still have the story to tell about one of the stupidest things I did some years ago. I will keep that for later in the week.   But you can’t have a Podcast about Spain without mentioning the Spanish Royal...

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Day 90 - Day 90 - "Holidays from Hell"

Spanish Practices - Real Life, Real Spain

Transcript here: Day 90 holiday from hell Saturday your Sunday and the Spanish Government has started to talk about how they envisage foreign visitors coming to the country, the first lot will turn up on Monday, they are Germans coming to the Balearic Islands.   Interestingly about 35,000 people travelled to Spain in May, whilst not holidaymakers, they were mainly people returning back to Spain for work or back to their residency.   From all those who travelled, 104 people were detected to have Corona Virus.   But in a couple of weeks the onslaught will begin, instead of...

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Day 89 - Day 89 - "Fag End"

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Full Transcript: Day 89 Fag End Friday and we are off to the Administrator to sell our old car to Carmen, what could possibly go wrong, find out later in this episode.   If you want to catch up on previous episodes and full transcripts, go to the   Today I have been thinking about Satan’s smoke. A great many people in Spain seem to smoke, I remember we had to pick up a parcel from a UPS pick up point that turned out to be a rather sad looking Travel Agents, I guess even sadder now we are in the Covid19 world.   It was a pain to get to, Chris had to negotiate the one-way...

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Could legally growing marijuana save Spains Economy? Today the whole podcast is going to pot, after all it is time we started to chill and relax, before the onslaught of tourists arrive here in Spain.  This is the daily diary of a British couple in Phase 1 Lockdown in Spain.

 

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Day 72 gone to pot

 

It is Tuesday, and today we celebrate 1,918 lives not taken by the virus, the Health Ministry mis-calculated the figures which represent a 7% drop in the number of deaths.

 

You can endlessly criticise the statistics and method used to collect the data, as Mark Twain once said, “There are lies, damn lies and statistics.” But this is still good news.

 

Less good news is that the Health Ministry is only testing about half the suspected cases of Covid19, which makes an even bigger mockery of the un-lockdown phases that Spain has imposed on the country, with some parts still in zero and a bit, some in Phase 1 like our province and some in Phase 2.

 

I looked at the IKEA site yesterday and some stores are open to the public, some are not, the Malaga store has a click and collect service operated outside in the car park.

 

The local large shopping centre has managed in Phase 1 to half open some of its bigger stores with the shops that have access from outside and cutting down the floor space of each store.

 

It is turning into a right old mess. 

 

It also looks like social distancing measures will be enforced by fines, so on beaches during the summer holidays, distances of 4 metres have to be kept and only a certain number of people may share a sun parasol.

 

Our local main town will be patrolling the beach with a drone, so if you think you might be getting away to a relaxing holiday abroad, think again. Although things seem to change by the day here, rather like they are doing in the UK.

 

Yesterday instead of driving hundreds of miles to test my eyes and accidentally ending up at my parents’ house, - now that would be a long drive from here!  I got MY eyes tested at an Opticians.

 

I think Governments all over the world are struggling to give good governance, Spain and Britain have both had some challenges, to say the least.

 

I wonder if we should just all chill out and concentrate on what we can do to relax.

 

I remember when we first came to Spain and the little flat in the village, we were quite amazed by how quiet it was on a hot Saturday afternoon, so decided it would be pleasant to take a stroll around the place.

 

Leaving the flat which was on the edge of the village we walked into the small streets and lanes that lead to the main drag through the place.

 

There was an overwhelming smell of pot, not just from one house but from the whole village.  An elderly lady was attempting to water her, rightly named, ‘pot’ plants, she was clearly stoned out of her head.

 

Some old men were wobbling, far more than usual, down the road toward their meeting place by a local sports bar.

 

From every house the smell was strong enough to make you feel slightly high too.  There is a myth that marijuana is legalised in Spain.  It is not and the organised crime mobs that control the mass growing of it regularly play a game of cat and mouse with the authorities.

 

Out in the campo and with either stolen electricity or solar, sophisticated air conditioning – I can believe that there is a lot of money at stake in the growing of weed. 

 

With a shortage of money and jobs following the covid19 virus I wonder if more enterprising Spanish souls will indulge in “indoor farming” as it is euphemistically called.

 

There are arguments on both sides as to whether Marijuana should be legalised, I would think it would certainly end the criminal gang activity associated with growing weed, rather like the end of the bathtub gin mafia operations during American Prohibition.

 

The danger I guess is that would lead to more criminal activity with higher classes of drugs.  I don’t know what the answer is, I am just a simple Podcast Producer.

 

There does seem to be a fair share of drug busts here though, further up the coast class A drugs find their way across from north Africa and southern Spain seems to be a landing point for these drugs that then get spirited away north to other European countries.

 

I will leave you with a quote from our local newspaper “The Seaside Gazette”. Martin Myall writes:

 

“A man driving a Peugeot 406 overtook a Guardia Civil patrol car on a B-road in the Alpujarra Granadina and was dismayed to see its lights activate. He was dismayed because the 66-year-old man happened to have nearly 60 kilos of marihuana onboard.

 

So how the hell did the Guardia know that he was carrying wonky weed? The answer was because they got a strong whiff of it as the man sailed past them. Quite apart from that, it’s never a good idea to overtake a police car anywhere in the world.”

 

His trial is pending, but the amount of Marijuana the man was carrying could be turned into a street value of 75,000 Euros, now for somebody who has waited months for their ERTE – Furlough payments, that is a tempting amount of money to make.

 

I have wondered if they actually legalised weed, to grow commercially – there wouldn’t be a single tomato to buy in Tesco ever again as all those seas of Plastic greenhouses would all be going to pot.