Day 76 - "Fiestas and the F-Word"
Spanish Practices - Real Life, Real Spain
Release Date: 05/31/2020
Spanish Practices - Real Life, Real Spain
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Transcript: Day 95 Bonfire night Thursday and now just a few days before everything un locks, the end of the Alarma and the new normal will start on Monday, many Spanish can go back to work and get the working week off to.. er, well er, a two day start, because next Wednesday “we are having a Fiesta” The Fiesta of San Juan to be precise, the beginning of summer and those long summer holidays, after all we have all been working so hard these last few weeks … erm! San Juan is when hordes of Spanish all head to the beach for a party, it will last all night and bonfires...
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Transcript: Day 94 Assassination Wednesday and the excitement cannot be contained, I am going shopping with Chris, well to be honest he doesn’t want me in the first shop, - Mercadona, he tells me he has a routine now and that doesn’t include me putting unsuitable items in the shopping trolley. Never mind I am going to the Post Office instead, to pick up a parcel, the Post Office is only open between 8.30am and 2.30pm, the local office is tiny and usually packed, as many Spanish still come and pay their bills and do very complicated administrative things. I arrived to...
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Transcript uncorrected: Day 93 Anyone for tennis? Tuesday and we are battening down the hatches, the wind is returning again with a vengeance, so far, the summer here has not really happened. Today it is overcast and sticky humid. Our Gym has opened, and we went last night, OK so it is not the normal evening busy, but there were people and Chris’ class was about half the normal number. What was encouraging was the queue to join the Gym, at one point ten people deep, well social distanced. There were a lot of arrows and nowhere to sit, most of the members were...
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Transcript (uncorrected) Day 92 Dance off Monday has come, I usually dread Monday as it always brings administration stuff which I really don’t care for. By the way if you want to catch all 92 episodes with transcripts of Spanish Practices head over to THE secret spain dot com. Today the administration was our Spanish Tax return, I say our, as we are married it has been done jointly, I get the classification of Woman, the form does not seem to have a code for Partner. The Spanish Tax year runs from January to December, unlike the UK tax year that runs April...
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Transcript here: Day 90 holiday from hell Saturday your Sunday and the Spanish Government has started to talk about how they envisage foreign visitors coming to the country, the first lot will turn up on Monday, they are Germans coming to the Balearic Islands. Interestingly about 35,000 people travelled to Spain in May, whilst not holidaymakers, they were mainly people returning back to Spain for work or back to their residency. From all those who travelled, 104 people were detected to have Corona Virus. But in a couple of weeks the onslaught will begin, instead of...
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Day 76 Fiestas and the F-Word
Saturday, and the weekend has come, and with it a rise in Spaniards testing positive for Coronavirus, it would seem, that “somebody said we are having a fiesta”
Nearly all the new cases are from people getting together for a party, in one case 80 people, four of which were asymptomatic virus carriers.
Un doing the lockdown is not without its risks and the Health Authority were expecting a rise, at the moment the victims have been traced, it is when random people contract the virus not connected with events like parties that the problems begin again.
The places where there have been outbreaks have been either held or returned to a lower phase. The Spanish are taking this all very seriously, no mucking about.
Meanwhile in Southend on Sea they are reporting that they think they are seeing a second wave of the virus. A friend has posted on Facebook that the police turned up to a large BBQ party at a local pub and they were ignored. When they tried to break up the party one 81-year-old woman told the officers to F-Off. Which they did.
I think this is the challenge of policing in the UK, where it is done with consent. Here it is different, the police are feared more, they will intervene physically and break up anything that was not allowed under the rules.
It is our biggest worry that the tourists that arrive on July 1st bring with not just their lovely money, but a second wave of the virus and that we will spend Autumn back down in Lockdown, that would be very bleak.
Uncle Pedro has moved forward his plans for a minimum universal income, there are at least 850,000 families below the poverty line here in Spain, they are helped by a mess of uncoordinated schemes that reach about 300,000.
The new scheme aims to lift about 1,6 million people out of poverty, it will be based on the previous year’s income and savings, but it is a step toward a better welfare system. Says Uncle Pablo, the Deputy Prime Minister.
Spain does need a better welfare system, whether this is the right way and will actually work without being a disincentive to work we will have to see.
Saturday was a manic busy day. Now that the lockdown is being eased the trades people have suddenly woken up from their furloughed 12 weeks.
We had the Blind People turn up for two days, they did an excellent job fitting electric blinds on top of our Pergola.
Then the carpenter Alberto WhatsApped me – we come on Saturday at 8.30am OK?
Saturday? - tradesmen working Saturday in Spain? And he and his brother did turn up at 8.30am. They finished their work covering the back of the pergola to stop the rain pouring from the roof and terrace above.
I spent the morning trying to get the wi-fi to extend enough to work at the top of the house, which meant ladder climbing and placing an extender in a weatherproof, sun reflecting box, soldering CAT6 cable and the like. It seems to work.
In the afternoon an amazing sight fifteen or so juvenile buzzards flew over, arching and soaring around, it was incredible. They say that the Lockdown has allowed record numbers to hatch and thrive this year.
Finally, the day was over, and we made dinner for about 8pm, sitting down on the terrace to eat it. Suddenly there was a ring at the doorbell it was 8.40pm.
At the door Miguel from the Blind People, “I come to measure where the carpenter has been.”
“Saturday” I said. He replied, “Yes this is the new normal we work Sunday too now.”
I allowed him through the house, and he measured the carpenters work, drawing out his tape measure like a sword, flourishing to the length and width of like he was taking part in a fencing tournament.
“How will you fix the material; will you glue it? I asked “No, no” he said clipping his tape measure back into its holster. “We will stretch,” he said making a stretching motion with his hands. “No I go, good weekend to you.” And with that he was gone.
Even in the UK having somebody turn up on a Saturday evening would be unusual, here in Spain it would have been unheard of. But this is the new normal.
How it will all pan out here and back in the UK, we just don’t know, none of us, it will be tricky to get the new normal right, the cost is high as people will die if it goes wrong.
Let’s hope that all the hard work that has gone into observing the lockdown here in Spain is not wasted if the summer tourists bring more that their Euros into the country.