"The Girl Who Gets Rushed to the Emergency Room"
Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real ANTM Review
Release Date: 10/22/2020
"The Girl Who Wins It All"
Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real ANTM Review
CYCLE 3 FINALE! This one is a doozy. Not because of the episode. We cover the plot for about 20 full minutes! The rest is just mess and laughing our asses off. Sorry not sorry. This is Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real America's Next Top Model Review.
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"The Girl Who Didn't Hug Goodbye"
Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real ANTM Review
It's Harajuku week and the girls are on a style journey they are most certainly not into. From the confusion in the styling challenge, to Ann's shitty attitude we are one episode away from wrapping up this Tokyo adventure. This is Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real America's Next Top Model Review.
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"The Girl the Lionesses are Hunting"
Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real ANTM Review
All Tea. No. Seriously. The models learn how to participate in a traditional tea ceremony and according to Norelle, "opening a sliding door in Japan takes five minutes". They also do a shoot for T Mobile with guidance from Tyra. One learns, the rest fumble. We'll let you guess who. This is Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real America's Next Top Model Review.
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"The Girl Meets Taye Diggs"
Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real ANTM Review
THE GIRLS MEET TAYE DIGGS. Do we need to say a whole lot more? I mean, they go to Japan which is cute. But Taye.....Diggs.....ugh. This is Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real America's Next Top Model Review.
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"The Girl Who is Panic Stricken"
Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real ANTM Review
Do you know what a go see is? It's where you GO and SEE the designers who will potentially hire you. And if you don't remember, don't worry. Tyra and the rest of the ANTM fam will remind you during this whole episode. This is Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real America's Next Top Model Review.
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"The Girl Who Forgot Her Shoes"
Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real ANTM Review
Do you know what a go see is? It's where you GO and SEE the designers who will potentially hire you. And if you don't remember, don't worry. Tyra and the rest of the ANTM fam will remind you during this whole episode. This is Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real America's Next Top Model Review.
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"The Girl Who Mutilated the Precious Brownies"
Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real ANTM Review
Not her precious brownies! Anne leaves Cassie a note in her food, but we can't decide what is more nasty...low carb brownies, or Anne's attitude. This is Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real America's Next Top Model Review.
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"The Girl Who Cries When She Looks In the Mirror"
Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real ANTM Review
We finally get a light hearted episode y'all! Well, light hearted in comparison to the heavy shit in every other episodes so far this cycle. Come play with us! And remember, the order is inhale, shot, exhale. This is Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real America's Next Top Model Review.
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"The Girl Who Sets A Trap"
Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real ANTM Review
Does Amanda really set a trap? Or does she trap herself into looking like a fool? Let's get messy and talk some shit about Cycle 3 Epidsode 5. This is Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real America's Next Top Model Review.
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"The Girl Everyone Thinks Is A Backstabber
Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real ANTM Review
This week we join the models as they have THEIR MAKEOVERS AHHH!!! That's right, it's makeover week. Tears, laughs, attitudes, and diva-licious attitudes all around! This is Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real America's Next Top Model Review.
info_outlineThis week, Sissy and Jeannie debate their strategies if they were on reality television, while the models receive the first makeover ever in ANTM herstory.
We also plead for Adrienne Curry to become friends with us. Oh, and Tyra FINALLY finds the words, "Smile with your eyes."
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