The Great Rock Opera Showdown Feat. JOSIAH HUGHES OF BLINK-155 AKA Episode 8.5 Leaving Rock Vegas
Release Date: 07/24/2018
The Steven Tyler Bookclub SERIES FINALE: Bowel Racking, Prolapsing in Horror
The Steven Tyler Book Club
The gang are back for the final episode of the Steven Tyler Bookclub!
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Episode ?-Flying on the Wings of Lunesta
The Steven Tyler Book Club
The gang are back to discuss Steven Tyler's continued descent into drug addiction, give a detailed biography of Kelsey Grammer, smoking combs and big timing the Joe Perry Project.
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The Steven Tyler Feetclub Episode 18: "Tell Me About Steven Tyler's Feet"
The Steven Tyler Book Club
The fellas go into a dark place with discussions on mass murder, Time Travel and Steven Tyler's incredibly fucked up and weird looking feet.
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Episode 15: The Bukowski School of Comedy
The Steven Tyler Book Club
NOTE FROM DREW: The sound quality is a little off on this episode and we make more mic noise than usual. I sincerely apologize for the boys on the Steve Hoffman audiophile message board that, despite being a high quality file optimized for the Pono music device, I just wasn't on my game maintaining those levels.
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Episode 14: Chapter 13.5-Heavy Is the Head That Wears the Motherfucking Madhatter's Hat
The Steven Tyler Book Club
The gang are back to discuss chapter 13.5 in which Steven Tyler rides the meteoric success of "I Don't Want To Miss a Thing" directly into a pile of drugs.
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Episode 13: The Name of the Group is Hot Action Cop
The Steven Tyler Book Club
The fellas are once again back to discuss the seminal rock group "Hot Action Cop". Stephen's favorite character in the Alien franchise is the robot who tries to kill Sigourney Weaver by chocking her with a porn mag. Steven goes to rehab for sex and other stuff. He's an idiot. Sylvester Stallone stops by. Thanks for coming by Sylvester and for casting me in Expendables 4.
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Episode 12: The Vertigo of Being Alone
The Steven Tyler Book Club
The gang are back to discuss Chapter 12 of the massive piece of shit "Does the Noise in my Head Bother You?". We dive into the fundamental contradiction of Steven Tyler, What are bodies? What are boobs and what do they look like?, he believes the Knights Templar conspiracy ("He's so fucking dumb"-Drew) Steven Tyler is friend to the Gay Community (GC), Steven Tyler and incest (guess what he loves it).
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EPISODE 11: JOE FACES
The Steven Tyler Book Club
The gang are back to discuss the the walking sack of trash known as Steven Tyler
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9.5.5. A Very Special Episode
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NOTE FROM DREW:
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EPISODE 9: STRANGLING STRAWBERRY FIELDS
The Steven Tyler Book Club
Jordan is injured and could not make it to the studio, so the fellas brought the studio to Jordan and holy shit he has a bunch of cats/Fleetwood Mac Omniscience/For the first time on the Steven Tyler Book Club, one of the boys confidently makes a claim that turns out to be 100% false/ Zunk and his cumplane return...we learn his last name!
info_outlineThe gang are joined by writer, musician and podcaster, Josiah Hughes of the Blink-155 podcast!
Jordan, Stephen and Drew have each written a hypothetical/alternative universe Steven Tyler Rock Opera. Each of them will present their work and Josiah will choose the winner. The prize? The respect and admiration of their peers...
There are a lot of laughs, Jordan wrote a fucking song and Stephen did a thing. Please join us as we make podcasting history.
Check out Josiah's work at:
Blink-155 Podcast at twitter.com/blink155pod
Musical Supergroup Pre Nup at twitter.com/pre_nup
and twitter.com/pre_nup
Drew's Album Covers
Jordan's Lyrics to Does the Noise in My Head Bother You?
They call me Steven Tallarico
I grew up at Trow-Rico
That’s a cabin out Sunapee way
well I can do 26 straight backflips
and I had fucked by the time I was 8
I was raised in a foxhole by a sweetie mama vixen
and I suckled at her furry teats
I smoked a sweet sativa leaf-a with the wood-a land-a creatures
and my mouth began to outrun me
Does the noise in my head bother you?
Gotta whole magician’s sleeve of tricks I wanna put to use
Does the noise in my head bother you?
pretty baby I got enough of my freak-quency for two
Got my wings like a chicken
on the prowl for fishy kitten
if you see me overhead then duck
I gotta feminine side like a rosy blushing bride
who knows she bout to get her flower plucked
I see the darkness in your soul
you wanna ride the fire pole
til my extinguisher shoots its foam
yeah I’m the banshee demon with the pressure washer semen
Let me strip your headlights of their chrome
Does the noise in my head bother you?
Got a ten-inch licorice root for you to chew
Does the noise in my head bother you?
why don’t you shimmy out your panties let me taste your honeydew
well it’s getting pretty loud here in my noggin
snow all on my nose like the front of a toboggan
and the syllables are beatin on the walls inside of my brain
But now my lies and contradictions got me tied up with restrictions
see addiction’s my affliction, sacramental benediction
but despite my worst predictions my convictions still remain
Does the noise in my head bother you?
oooh little sweetie teenie mama put your lips on my kazoo
Does the noise in my head bother you?
Won’t you honk on Bobo ‘cause my balls are singin the blues
Does the noise in my head bother you?
like a cigarette butt that won’t come off of your shoe
Does the noise in my head bother you?
you know I snorted up a mountain of blow fresh from Peru
Does the noise in my head bother you?