SCOTUS Leaves Equality Standing—and Kim Davis Paying
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SCOTUS just delivered a win for marriage equality. After nearly a decade of appeals, lawsuits, and national drama, the Supreme Court has officially declined to hear Kim Davis' case challenging gay marriage… leaving the original ruling in place and the former county clerk on the hook for hundreds of thousands of dollars. What does this mean for gay marriage going forward? We break it all down. This week’s episode dives into the biggest religion-and-politics stories making headlines: SCOTUS rejects Kim Davis • Marriage equality remains intact U.S. Catholic Bishops elect a far-right...
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The Catholic School Auschwitz Float
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A Catholic school in Pennsylvania put the words “Arbeit Macht Frei”—the infamous phrase from the Auschwitz gate—on the back of its Halloween float. Frank and Dan try to understand how something this shocking made it through so many adults without anyone realizing what it meant, and what it says about religious education and historical ignorance. Also this week: a “family values” lawmaker caught up in the Ashley Madison data leak, ICE detains an Episcopal priest who’s legally in the U.S., and the Pope shuts down the “Mary as co-redemptrix” movement. Plus, Bangladesh clerics...
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Trump’s Holy War on Nigeria
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Christian nationalism, hypocrisy, and pepper-sprayed pastors—oh my! Frank and Dan start in Oklahoma, where LGBTQ+ kids are literally breathing easier now that hateful school superintendent Ryan Walters is gone. Then it’s on to a Pentecostal whistleblower who got fired for exposing his bishop’s embezzlement, Trump’s latest delusional threat to invade Nigeria, and Texas judges who just got the green light to refuse gay weddings. We also check in on America’s most eyeliner-forward vice-president, J.D. Vance, and learn how Florida’s school-voucher crusade is accidentally funding Muslim...
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Warren Jeffs' Secret Lesbian Rituals!
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Dan welcomes guest host Kate while Frank escapes to paradise (again!). Together they discuss new revelations about creep-o Warren Jeffs and how he forced his wives to satisfy his kinks... but you know: for the lord. This week: Gen Z “Revival” – Overhyped college baptisms; mostly young men clinging to old-school patriarchy. Pew Poll – More Americans think religion’s power is rising; hosts say it’s just the fringe. Kenya Wine Scandal – Communion wine sold in bars, church locks down supply. Ted Cruz & Nigeria – Cruz invents a “Christian genocide” for political points....
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Trump Tries for Heaven (Good Luck!)
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Trump’s been thinking about eternity, and apparently he’s not so sure he’s getting into heaven. This week, Frank and Dan unpack the world’s most unexpected crisis of conscience as Trump ponders his afterlife prospects and MAGA faithful insist he’s still God’s chosen one. Also this week: an atheist in South Carolina is barred from working the polls for refusing to say “so help me God,” Oklahoma schools finally ditch their Bible mandate after Ryan Walters’ departure, and a Massachusetts town drops plans for $1.7 million worth of angel statues for police and firefighters. Across...
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When Faith and Cruelty Collide
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A Texas pastor has a divine recruitment strategy—he’s telling Christians to “Join ICE for Jesus.” We unpack his unholy mix of nationalism, cruelty, and theology while trying to keep their blood pressure in check. Also in this episode: • A preacher blames the wrong calendar for the rapture’s no-show • Mormons raise nearly $400K for a shooter’s family • Catholic preschools lose their anti-LGBTQ discrimination case • Florida high school gets “Witchy Wednesday” backlash • The ELCA names its first Black presiding bishop Then, we face off over a big question: Should...
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Atheists = Terrorists? Trump Thinks So.
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Trump’s latest executive memo takes aim at “anti-Christian” Americans—and somehow that includes us and most of our listeners! Yep, under his new NSPM-7 directive, atheists officially make the terrorist watchlist. This week, Frank and Dan dig into what the memo actually says, why it’s terrifying (and absurd), and what it means for anyone who’s not worshipping at the altar of Trump. Plus: The death of LDS prophet Russell M. Nelson at 101, a new female Archbishop of Canterbury, Malaysia says you can’t quit Islam once you’ve joined, a Texas megachurch pastor gets a shockingly light...
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What’s Missing From Trump’s Bible
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Oklahoma’s “Trump Bibles” have landed in public schools (special editions stuffed with the Constitution and other patriotic texts), but they're conspicuously lacking the amendments that abolished slavery, secured women’s suffrage, and guaranteed civil rights. Frank and Dan unpack the scandal and what it means for education and politics. Plus: the “Jesus Take the Wheel” songwriter dies in a plane crash, Portuguese bikers get their helmets blessed, Peter Thiel ties AI regulation to the Antichrist, churches resurrect Charlie Kirk with AI generated deepfakes, Ryan Walters quits as...
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A Pastor’s Racist Advice for Parents
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What happens when faith and bigotry collide? A Texas preacher made headlines after telling white Christian parents they need to give their kids "the talk” about the supposed dangers of Black people. This week on Thank God I’m Atheist: Trump’s “patriotic education” plan turns the nation’s 250th birthday into Christian nationalist indoctrination. Kash Patel sends Charlie Kirk to Valhalla (yes, really). The Taliban bans books by women and cuts more subjects from universities. A Colorado pastor’s crypto scam crashes and burns. A Texas pastor goes full racist with his so-called...
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The Patron Saint of Wi-Fi?!
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The Vatican has officially canonized Carlo Acutis (the first millennial saint) sparking headlines and debates worldwide. In this week’s episode of Thank God I’m Atheist, Frank and Dan unpack how the Catholic Church fast-tracked a “patron saint of the internet” and why it matters for modern Catholicism. Along the way, they dive into the historic first female preacher at the National Baptist Convention USA, the LDS Church’s 101-year-old president Russell M. Nelson and his record-setting tenure, and the Department of Defense’s controversial Bible-verse-laden videos under Pete Hegseth....
info_outlineThe LDS Church just quietly published a long-suppressed 1886 letter from prophet John Taylor—declaring polygamy an eternal commandment. Frank and Dan dig into the implications for Mormon doctrine.
Also in this episode:
- A Catholic diocese in the UK fires an atheist accountant after she adopts a child
- Pennsylvania considers declaring a “Day of the Bible”
- A Saudi journalist is executed for tweets criticizing the regime
- Pew Research shows disturbing levels of support for school prayer in US
- Rastafarian prisoner’s dreadlocks cut by prison guards
- And the World Humanist Congress ditches Washington, D.C.
Stick around for emails, voicemails, and some truly unhinged Christian nationalism.