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Swerves and Curves | 9

Release Date: 10/24/2016

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Well, we’re back! Did you miss us? We definitely missed you. This week we are catching each other up and discussing what friendship looks like after 30. We’re also unpacking Kirsten Dunst’s career, and so much more

Tingles Down My Spine | 22

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Hello, Glisteners! Wow, you look amazing. We are so happy to see you. This week we discuss our love for ASMR YouTube videos and Spirit Payton, the ASMR star that eats pickles for a living. We’ll introduce you to the viral phenomenon that is Mukbang, where people film themselves overeating and get praise for doing so. It’s so fierce. Additionally, we share how we recovered from our latest mini-nervous breakdowns.

Weekend at Bernie's the Musical | 21

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We are so so so happy to be back in your hearts and homes once again. This week we discuss Luann de Lesseps and her drunken battery case, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child on Broadway and what we are wearing to our funerals.

Ep. 21| Weekend at Bernie's the Musical

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Surrounded by people and totally alone. | 20

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Juan and Sloane are so happy to be back in your hearts and minds. Thanks for Glistening is your home for hilarity, celebrity gossip, news, ridiculousness, and malarkey. Each week your hosts, Sloane Steel and Juan Torres-Falcon talk at you until they get tired. This week they tackle Omarosa Manigault Newman, Meghan Markle’s Father, loneliness and weight gain. Stay a while! xoxo, Juan and Sloane, @juanthatyouwant and @iamsloanesteel, respectively.

The dingo left my baby alone. | 19

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DOLLY WILL NEVER GO AWAY AGAIN. We are back from maternity leave and our feet are still swollen. We catch all the way up and get ready for the rest of our lives together. Sloane tells us how cute her baby is and what motherhood is really like. Juan tells us about his new endeavors and his greatest fear at the moment.

Beauty and the BE YOU! |18

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2017 knows no chill at all. This week we are exploring the idea that maybe Richard Simmons is just not that into us. We are eager to discuss all the Beauty and the Beast drama: Emma Watson’s underboob and Lefou’s new Gay orgy scene. Rupaul's Drag Race is moving. REMY MA went in on Nicki Minaj and Juan is gonna get you together on the whole gag. “Get Out” is for sure the Ben Carson story and Jill Zarin is back.

How did SHE get in here? |17

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WOW. 2017 is so wild. This week Juan and Sloane ask the following questions: Where is Richard Simmons? Why did Adele win everything? What is Caitlyn Jenner thinking? and Who let that woman in your house? They share their new favorite lubric...err, I mean moisturizers. They open the show with their statement about Moonlight’s big win.

Removing America’s Wig, the Lady Gaga Experience |16

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Hi everybody! WE ARE BACK and so excited to be with you again. This week we are unpacking Lady Gaga’s SUPER BOWL Takeover. We are using the brilliant text penned by @NickRBurroughs to help fully understand her domination. Sloane has a cold and is ready to have this damn baby. Juan too is pregnant, but with feeling. Also Lala Land and the season finale of Mariah’s World...tbh it was terrible.

Mommy Mariah let me at thy breast | 15

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NEW SOCK...SAME SHOE. Welcome to 2017. “All right, we didn’t have a check for this song, so we’ll just say it went to number one, and that’s what it is. Okay.” We’re talking 2017 and Mariah Carey’s role in the aforementioned year moving forward. Serena Williams is such a goddess and she is engaged. Carrie and Debbie–gone to soon. Kim K is back on insta and that’s a good thing because we have been waiting to exhale. You can’t edit your tweets so be careful my babies.

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Inches apart, Sloane and Juan are sitting airplane close to each other, restorative Miami, UPS box sizes, Sloane maternity wear looks, ordering from ASOS, the Sad Charlie Brown, turtle boat neck, womb proportions, jaunty soft beret, Montreal Spy, Sloane is featured in the Miami Herald for her Zika birth announcement, Sam Merlott's restaurant, the hazmat and beekeeper look, Mid-Atlantic dialect, American Horror Story English accent, Juan's Kinky Boots story with Diane Keaton, Sloane doesn't know how to fall in love with a dick and a vagina, straight porn fascination, NPR and dissenting political opinions, friends vs family and political discussions, Juan's socialist bushy beard, knowing who you're marrying, Juan has a dream to have his own room and closet, great wifi for a wedding present, talking to kids about politics, presidential candidate roasting, J-Law was chopped, Billy Bush is a first cousin, the Fox money machine sexual assault fund, the arrogant Trumps, what's a Wiki?, Juan is writing speeches for Hillary, so much political talk!, is the Trump Network going to be a thing?

Hot Chopix

Billy Bush gets the Chop (but not from us)

Kim Kardashian

Rebranding her image, the stripped down Kim, Kris Jenner asking for a rebrand, Kim's scarlet letter, Kim needs to take a break and write a book

Tyga & Kylie

Debtor's examination, pleading the flu, buying things for Kylie Jenner, Kylie buying things for herself, Juan is fascinated with Kardashian money

Russell Crowe & Azealia Banks

Sloane wants to know if RZA is in the Wu-Tang Clan, Azealia and RZA working togther?, Crowe and Azealia had words, Crowe spit in defense, Azealia has decent music, how do you back someone who always starts fights?, Juan and Sloane both give her the CHOP. The two worst things you can do to someone (according to Juan), 1) spit on someone 2) the five finger forehead push

Sloane's favorite 'My Strange Addiciton' addiction, people that dress as rubber dolls, relations with inflatable pool animals, true transvestites, what's Sloane's strange addiction? Car eating. Sloane pretends to be on the phone and is ordering for someone else when getting fast food, fake phone calls, flossing consumes Juan's mind, turkey legs at 11am, mesh screens and Sloane's teeth, King Cobra

Sloane's product plug: Fur Oil (for your pubic hair), luxurious French women, full but patchy
Juan's product plug: Boots No7 skincare, easily available, affordable

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