The Jack and Marc Show
Jack and Marc delve into the ancient biblical craft of magic. Listen to how Hannibal made Elephants disappear. (Or wait, maybe that's in part 2). They also use Gorilla Masks to escape the law.
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Jack and Marc try to figure out how to clean the shit out of diapers for money. Failing that, they transform into Sanford & Son.
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Jack and Marc give an accurate account of the invention of swimming.
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Jack and Marc struggle in their latest business endeavour. owning a junk yard. They simply can't get the lingo down.
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Jack and Marc tell the story of Jack and Marc, who open a Junk Yard. They are at a disadvantage because they don't know the proper lingo!!!
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Jack and Marc reveal the secrets behind how weathermen get all the chicks.
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Jack and Marc give the real story of Hannibal, and his trick of making elephants disappear.
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Jack and Marc give an accurate account of the Battle of the Old South. Song - Mother Earth, You Shook Me, You Gotta Move, Air on a Tape Loop
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Jack and Marc give the history of one of the most famous pairs of sleuths, Head Cheese and Cheese Head Bronchitis, and their rivals, Dr. Maybe and Might Be, Anvil Head Browser,
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Jack and Marc give the REAL history of fire fighting, introducing such well known characters as Astro Plebis, Placenta Frank. Astro Thesis, Astro Clevis (the man who felt women's breasts should be separated), Archie Medes, lesser known brother of Acrhimedes, and the five Victors - who came up with the phrase "To the Victor goes the Spoils". (Of course they always argued about who invented it). Then there's Arstawdle - (lesser known brother of Aristotle), who came up with the notion that every thing was made of Adams. Interspersed with this history of Fire, it's the history of Viking...
info_outlineJack and Marc decipher unearthed scrolls to reveal the first detective of Ancient Egypt Foot Laurentian. Surprisingly, the scrolls were packed with jokes.
Coming off this hard work, they return from a well deserved vacation in Northern Manitoba. It's action packed, and they come back with new friends - Big Barnaby Wet Legs (aka Slosh Legs Fuck Head), his old girlfriend Effigy, and his new girlfriend, Big Ethel Moosehead Monsoon (aka Big Ether Shit Storm).
Returning to ancient Egypt, we hear the story of the other Christ - and the lesser known resurrection.
Coming to North America, we hear the real story of the American South and yet another religion, the Cavalry Calvinist Religion, their Three Commandments and their Winnebago. We hear about Ruby Faced Little Man and Hickory Sticks Burness (whose legs were replaced with the hickory spokes from a wagon wheel after a piranha accident.
Jack and Marc discuss their job moving things for the Hydro Carbon Mafia Family, how to get funding for science, and the demise of the Neanderthals because of a lack of knowledge of economics.