It's the Easter Funny
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Hello Listeroonis! 🥚 Nan here! This ep is an absolute EGG-STRAVAGANZA! Here's what's hatching: 🐰 An exclusive interview with the Easter Bunny (very fluffy, very professional, surprisingly good hair) 🍳 Rich has a poem about eggs for the Poetry Corner and honestly I got a sneak peek, it cracked me up 🎤 Due to a special request (sent in by Matt... to himself) Matt sings the kids jokes theme song. You're welcome. ✅ Plus all the corrections from stuff the boys DEFINITELY said last episode. Meanwhile I've landed myself an easter themed side gig. See, I found a bunch of tiny...
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No Follow Up Questions
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Hello Listeroonis! 🍑 Nan here! I just woke up to find that Rich and Matt have recorded a FUN SIZED EP of The LOLCAT. Listen along to hear them dig into their Fan Mail/Spam Mail folder which may or may not contain photos of fruits and vegetables that look like bums. 🫑 There are some ripper sponsor suggestions from y'all, PLUS Matt's been getting mysterious emails from a robber explaining why things keep disappearing from the fridge. The yoghurt is gone, people. GONE. 🕵️ IT'S A REALLY WHO DUNNIT. Don't forget to send YOUR jokes, drawings, complaints and suspicious vegetable...
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There's Sand In Our Podcast
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Hello Listerooni! 🎧 It’s Nan here — this month was Febfast so I’ve been doing everything fast ⚡ I hardly have time to type this before I zip off! This episode I left Fudgie the Budgie 🐦 in charge of the podcast recording studio/dog washing trailer because literally — what could go wrong? If you listen to this podcat (which I recommend you do if you like the Listies) you will hear Rich and Matt go to the beach 🏖 and get busted by the Beach Cop for dissing sand (harsh but fair). We hear a bunch of reader emails, jokes 😂 and poems along with a very high brow segment called...
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The RETURN of Potato Empire!
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Happy New Year, Listerooni! 🎉✨🎊 It's Nan here. Welcome to the year 2000*. Congratulations on surviving the millennium bug AND Y2K. KIDS you don't know what that is, ask your great-grandparents. 🐛💻 In the bowels of this podcastle you will find: The boys aka Greg and Different Greg(I think I'm getting those names right?) make new year's resolutions. Let's see how long they last. An exciting Episode of Our Lives where Rich unboxes and plays EVERYONE'S FAVE board game called, Potato Empire 2 🥔👑🎲 And another eyelash curlingly exciting edition of Richard's...
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Boop! It's Christmas
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Merry Yay Yay, everyone! 🎄✨ It’s Nan here, wishing you, and literally everyone you have ever met, a very merry YAYmas 🎅🎉 At this time of year, it’s important not to focus on presents, but on the people you love! AND what better present for the people you love than a HOOF SPA™ 🐄🦶💦??? Loved by camels and cousins from the deserts of Dubai to Donut Kings of Dunedoo. This week's podcat has coughed up a furball filled with: A list of everyone who's on the nawty list and who's on the nice list (fingers crossed) A preview of this summer’s boopiest new movie 🎬🍿 ...
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Taking the Bins Out
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Hello Listeroonis! 👋🐪 It’s me, Nan I'm back again and standing completely still! 🧘♀️ I promised Rich I wouldn’t interrupt his Poetry Corner this week… so I’ve decided not to move. At all. If you’re reading this, please blink for me. 👁️ This week’s episode is bursting like a bag of bum-shaped strawberries 🍓🍑 featuring: 🍑 The Bum Parade — five bum strawberries, one bum lemon, and so many bum pancakes. Thanks Arthur, Skye, Eddie, Olive, and Tom (6)! 🗑️ An Episode of Our Lives — Rich asks Matt to take the bins out. It goes exactly how you’d...
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I Spy Yaks
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Hello down there! 👋🐕🧗♀️ It’s Nan here, writing from the top of the new climbing wall I built inside the dog-wash trailer slash podcast studio. 🚿🎙️ I can’t come down to push the buttons this week, so Matt will have to. SOZ! In this Pod-Cow: 🪨 Einstein drops by to explain what’s going on with Matt’s pet rocks, Pooglet and Twoglet 👁️👁️ (It’s all relative, apparently.) 😂 A Kids’ Jokes LOL-a-thon! starring jokes sent in by you Listeroonis! (Email yours to 📧) 👀 Matt and Rich play “I Spy” in a Classic Episode of Our Lives — it’s...
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The Fart Gallery of Australia
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Hello Listerooni! 👋🐮 It’s Nan here and I’m happy to say the pod-cow moos again 🐄🎙️. Why has it taken so long to make a new episode? 🤔 Was it because we’ve been busy on tour? Nope. 🥞 Something to do with pancakes? Don’t think so... 🐒 Did a monkey steal our gear to start a podcast about ba-nay-nas? No, but I’d subscribe 🍌 It’s definitely not because I tried to sneak 56 foot spas into the United Kingdom 🦶🛁🇬🇧. In this episode your brain-mouth will snack on stuff like: 🖼️ Matt organising a trip to a “gallery” with no pictures… just...
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The Sphinx with No Nose
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🎧 The Sphinx with No Nose 🏺👃🧺 Hello Listerooni! It’s Nan here. I’m tapping this into the computer verrrry slowly this week due to an unfortunate zorbing incident 🤕🌀 — I’d give you the gruesome details, but let’s just say this: never eat a curry before being zipped into a giant plastic ball and launched down a hill with Rod Stewart. EVER. 🎤🌶️🎢 ANYWAY. This week, the boys answer a very important question from brilliant Listerooni Chloe, which leads them to hop inside their D.I.Y Time Machine (aka a washing basket with mood lighting) and hurtle through time...
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Pick a Winner
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Aloha Listerooni, It’s Nan here — or rather, it isn’t, because I’m currently in HAWAII 🌺 on a much-needed stress relief activity holiday 😌🍍 after working very hard recently (reading fan mail in Thailand is no joke, you know). I’ve been trying all sorts of relaxing activities like lava bathing, extreme kayaking, and zorbing down a volcano with Rod Stewart (lovely hair, bit wobbly in a Zorb) 🎤⚽️🌀. So while I’m away “unwinding” aka spelunking, Matt and Rich are in the mobile dog-wash-turned-studio doing the hard yards 🐶🚿🎙. In this episode: 🏆 We go...
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Hello Listeroonis!
It’s Nan here. Get your ears ready because Matt is on the sound effects this week. I told him he could only press two*.
In this ep, Rich unveils his latest invention—the Rhyme-a-Tron 3000, a machine designed to make poetry a pushover! Unfortunately when Matt decides to replace its power source with a banana, things take a disastrous turn. Will they escape the poetic curse, or are they doomed to rhyme forever? I don’t know because I’m in India relaxing, oops, I mean, writing my comedy show.
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We also have sponsor suggestions, a bum parade and the world de-butt of Rich’s new poem ‘PUNKtuation’. He says, it’s the best poem ever to be written about punctuation full stop.
Enjoy and don't forget to send us your letters to hello@thelisties.com
Aloha,
Nan
*please let me know if you hear more than two sounds.
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