Just 2 B!tches...Stuck in 2016?
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The b!tches are in their full nostalgia spiral this week. From planning Miami trips and romanticizing vacation outfits that absolutely do not hit the same once they’re on our actual bodies, to unpacking why the internet is convinced 2026 is about to be a full 2016 reboot, we are unwell and thriving. We get into our questionable 2016 fashion and hair eras, our current screen time problems, and the never-ending saga of husbands vs. video games. Plus, we deep dive into our latest TV obsessions, including Hunting Wives on Netflix and Heated Rivalry on HBO, which has officially taken over...
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Just 2 B!tches Breaking Resolutions & Giving Unqualified Advice
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New year, same b!tches. This week we admit we’re already breaking our resolutions (looking at you, Dry January), talk about the very real time, effort, and chaos behind being a content creator, and then do what we do best—solve everyone else’s problems. We read two Reddit family drama threads and give our honest, unfiltered advice… just don’t ask us to fix our own lives.
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Just 2 B!tches (and a Third) Manifesting 2026
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This week on Just 2 B!tches, we’re joined by our dear friend, Siva, as a special guest for a fun, reflective, and pop-culture-packed episode. We’re talking New Year’s resolutions, our favorite albums, movies, and shows from 2025, and everything we’re excited for in 2026—from upcoming releases to concerts and personal highlights. It’s a look back at a big year and a hype-up for what’s ahead, with plenty of laughs along the way.
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Just 2 B!tches Adulting, Apologizing, and just Trying our best
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This week, Just 2 B!tches kick things off with New Year’s goals and why women are basically trained to apologize for existing. We get into adulthood milestones no one warned us about (hello vaccines and health checklists), debate whether dentists are lowkey scamming us—especially when compared to dermatologists—and talk guy friendships through what we’ve seen and heard via our husbands. We also share thoughts on the new era of Vanderpump Rules and wrap things up with Morristown First Night vibes. Equal parts reflective, funny, and slightly unhinged—just how we like it.
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Just 2 B!tches Sleighing the Holiday Season
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It’s the Just 2 B!tches Christmas Special 🎄✨ and we’re sleighing this holiday season—messy opinions and all. We’re chatting gift lists, favorite Christmas movies, and the most memorable gifts from our childhoods, before unpacking that moment when everyone realizes Santa might not be real 👀🎅. Then, because it wouldn’t be the holidays without a little dysfunction, we dive into family drama straight from Reddit’s “Am I Overreacting?”—holiday edition. Pour a drink, hide from your relatives, and come sleigh the season with us.
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Just 2 B!tches Giving Thanks (But Mostly Complaints)
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Welcome back to another episode where the b!tches spiral! Christie’s on her period, Jen’s beefing with TikTok scammers, and somehow we still find time to unpack Thanksgiving drama, the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives reunion, and the wild ride that is the “Finding Samantha” podcast. Grab a snack, grab your headphones, and join the chaos. TW: As we go deep on SA survivor stories and conversations people don’t have enough.
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Just 2 (wicked) B!tches Teaching You History
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Class is officially in session, b!tches. This week, we’re giving you a “history lesson” absolutely no one asked for—from Wicked lore and Christmas chaos to catfish mysteries, scamfluencer scandals, and the questionable evolution of husband fashion. We spiral through Netflix conspiracies, Glassdoor trauma, interview nightmares, and somehow… it all connects. Grab a snack, grab a seat, and prepare to leave less (or more?) educated than when you arrived.
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Just 2 B!tches Barely Employed and Fully Opinionated
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On this week’s episode, the b!tches are barely employed but fully opinionated as we spiral through everything from taking a break from work to forgetting our keys in the parking lot like it’s a sport. We talk outfits, unsolicited compliments, and how anyone gets anything done in a day (spoiler: we barely do because there’s not enough hours in the day). Plus, we dive into not one but TWO unhinged Reddit stories — an engagement disaster with parental interference and a husband who thinks “tax evasion” is a personality trait. Buckle up.
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Just 2 B!tches Clenching, Stretching, and Flirting?
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What are you clenching when you're working out your pelvic floor? Yeah, you read that right. From yoga mats to modern relationships, this week's episode gets real about pelvic floors, friendships of the opposite sex, and why flirting feels harder than ever. The b!tches sshare unflitered takes, honest laughs, and a few too-relatable realizations along the way.
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Just 2 B!tches Haunted and Slightly Traumatized
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Just 2 B!tches here, getting a little spooky — and maybe a little traumatized — as Halloween roles in! Jen and Christie swap real-life scary stories, creepy encounters from people they know, and some truly haunting tales straight from Reddit. Expect laughs, chills, and a few “WTF” moments as they dive into the eerie side of life. Grab your snacks, dim the lights, and get ready to be slightly scared (and fully entertained).
info_outlineThe b!tches are in their full nostalgia spiral this week. From planning Miami trips and romanticizing vacation outfits that absolutely do not hit the same once they’re on our actual bodies, to unpacking why the internet is convinced 2026 is about to be a full 2016 reboot, we are unwell and thriving.
We get into our questionable 2016 fashion and hair eras, our current screen time problems, and the never-ending saga of husbands vs. video games. Plus, we deep dive into our latest TV obsessions, including Hunting Wives on Netflix and Heated Rivalry on HBO, which has officially taken over Christie’s personality.
It’s unserious, nostalgic, and a little too relatable. Basically, we’re yapping, spiraling, and time traveling. Enjoy, B!tches!