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The Saga of the European King

Release Date: 01/24/2017

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The Saga of the European King

The King has known and loved Axe Axewound for years, ever since they met on an adventure in Spain and deposed his evil brother. But actions have consequences and oaths aren’t just for declaring, and although there is never a good time to initiate a difficult conversation even the best of friends have to have them sometimes. Also the King’s son is stolen by bandits.

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The King and his strike team take a break from the invasion to have a sauna, some fudge and a discussion about the inevitable fate of statism.

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The King’s invasion of Washington D.C. begins with a thousand sickly snaps as he uses all his strength and cunning to barrel through all resistance.

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The pilot episode of our new flash-fiction podcast where a handful of writers create an original story with a limited wordcount in a limited amount of time.

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It is October 2018. What is going on with The Saga of the European King? Quite a bit, actually. Let us sit down with two pots of tea and a bottle of Pepsi Max and tell you what we've made, what we haven't and what is to come. This includes the merits of GMing trial sequences in roleplaying games, the true nature of BBC4 presenters and the difficulties of digging a trench. With , and . Music by Find The Saga of the European King on , , or The video of our live show is in two parts and on YouTube. Tom's Chewbacca game is up on Find the audio dramas made by the children at St Mark's...

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As part of our live show last year we also held an audio drama workshop for kids aged 9 - 11. It was part of the and hosted by . Here's a clip of what we got up to. We're looking to put together another round of workshops soon. Thanks to and for running the show and for filming.   Music is 'The Happy Monster' by Chubby Jackson and his Orchestra, available from archive.org here:

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On the 6th of October 2017 we performed the very first live episode of The Saga of the European King to an audience at O N C A gallery in Brighton. It was part of the Brighton Digital Festival and funded by Arts Council England. The episode we put on was the finale of Book 2 which ties up most of the plotlines of the last year. The Adventure Team is reunited on the lawn of the White Roost and the King's plan to conquer the United States of America comes to a head. Music by Nicolai Roos, John Bartmann and Mano Camatsos. A huge thank you to everyone who came, Josh and Amy as ever, Claudia...

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The Saga of the European King

On the 6th of October 2017 we performed the very first live episode of The Saga of the European King to an audience at O N C A gallery in Brighton. It was part of the Brighton Digital Festival and funded by Arts Council England. The episode we put on was the finale of Book 2 which ties up most of the plotlines of the last year. The Adventure Team is reunited on the lawn of the White Roost and the King's plan to conquer the United States of America comes to a head. Music by Nicolai Roos, John Bartmann and Mano Camatsos. A huge thank you to everyone who came, Josh and Amy as ever, Claudia...

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The King has been defeated in battle by an ancient, evil friend of his dad's and now to make things EVEN WORSE he has to sit through dinner with him.

Can he find solace and distraction by eating a plate of human hearts and then tearing up the dance floor? What if we said that those human hearts were chock full of psychoactive substances?

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Written and edited by Tom McNally

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PERFORMED BY:

Amy Sutton, Joshua Crisp and Tom McNally

 

Amy Sutton played Astrid Gimmerleck and the Vikinca Chef.

Joshua Crisp played Axe Axewound, Erik Rage-Eater! and GoGoGorilla.

Tom McNally did the narration and played The King.

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MUSIC


Theme tune music and interstitials composed by Nicolai Roos

Echobell by Gleichtakt-Voith from the Echobell EP available on archive.org

TestDepth Mix by DJ Jon Hussey is available on archive.org

Techno Viking is from the LP Ward by Lgor and is also available on archive.org

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SFX

Sound effects not made by Tom McNally are courtesy of the wonderful freesound.org community. This episode included the following:

 

DINING HALL OF THE MASK TEMPLE

hiphop-loop-01-95-bpm by yewbic

dutch-restaurant-ambience by hz37

brazilian-family-restaurant by suprasummun

splashes-splats by reitanna

d-hard by nicstage

a-soft by nicstage

a-hard by nicstage

eating-juicy-meat by productionnow

vikings-in-battle-swords-crossing-shields-bashing-men-yelling by deadvdi

crowd-applause-3 by xtrgamr

slurp-owi by miekyj

chair-scrapes by soundmary

wooden-chair-move by harrietniamh

 

DISHES

dishes-01 by sagetyrtle

kitched-dishes-sink-fussing by jessepash

fork-onto-table by squareal

laying-table-for-dish by robinhood76

audience-leaving-concert-hall by arnaud-coutancier

 

FREAKING OUT

trembling by thalamus-lab

filtered-pulse by alexbird

highvoltagedrone by nicstage

 

THE KITCHENS

cookingpasta by agona

cooking-02 by aesqe

kitchen-refrigerator-working by mdsn

stacking-plates-01 by glitchedtones

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ART

Track art and logo by Tom McNally

Original character designs by Bruno Stahl