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The Saga of the European King

Release Date: 06/17/2016

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The Saga of the European King

The King has known and loved Axe Axewound for years, ever since they met on an adventure in Spain and deposed his evil brother. But actions have consequences and oaths aren’t just for declaring, and although there is never a good time to initiate a difficult conversation even the best of friends have to have them sometimes. Also the King’s son is stolen by bandits.

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The King and his strike team take a break from the invasion to have a sauna, some fudge and a discussion about the inevitable fate of statism.

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The King’s invasion of Washington D.C. begins with a thousand sickly snaps as he uses all his strength and cunning to barrel through all resistance.

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The pilot episode of our new flash-fiction podcast where a handful of writers create an original story with a limited wordcount in a limited amount of time.

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You don’t just go and face the President of the United States of America without loading up on American-themed powers first. The King needs whatever treats Nanook the polar bear is handing out to help him in the revolution while his ex-wife assembles her own players to counter him.

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It is October 2018. What is going on with The Saga of the European King? Quite a bit, actually. Let us sit down with two pots of tea and a bottle of Pepsi Max and tell you what we've made, what we haven't and what is to come. This includes the merits of GMing trial sequences in roleplaying games, the true nature of BBC4 presenters and the difficulties of digging a trench. With , and . Music by Find The Saga of the European King on , , or The video of our live show is in two parts and on YouTube. Tom's Chewbacca game is up on Find the audio dramas made by the children at St Mark's...

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The Saga of the European King

As part of our live show last year we also held an audio drama workshop for kids aged 9 - 11. It was part of the and hosted by . Here's a clip of what we got up to. We're looking to put together another round of workshops soon. Thanks to and for running the show and for filming.   Music is 'The Happy Monster' by Chubby Jackson and his Orchestra, available from archive.org here:

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The Saga of the European King

On the 6th of October 2017 we performed the very first live episode of The Saga of the European King to an audience at O N C A gallery in Brighton. It was part of the Brighton Digital Festival and funded by Arts Council England. The episode we put on was the finale of Book 2 which ties up most of the plotlines of the last year. The Adventure Team is reunited on the lawn of the White Roost and the King's plan to conquer the United States of America comes to a head. Music by Nicolai Roos, John Bartmann and Mano Camatsos. A huge thank you to everyone who came, Josh and Amy as ever, Claudia...

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The Saga of the European King

On the 6th of October 2017 we performed the very first live episode of The Saga of the European King to an audience at O N C A gallery in Brighton. It was part of the Brighton Digital Festival and funded by Arts Council England. The episode we put on was the finale of Book 2 which ties up most of the plotlines of the last year. The Adventure Team is reunited on the lawn of the White Roost and the King's plan to conquer the United States of America comes to a head. Music by Nicolai Roos, John Bartmann and Mano Camatsos. A huge thank you to everyone who came, Josh and Amy as ever, Claudia...

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The King's friends have been patiently waiting for his return at the Kasteel van Laken in Brussels.

But when a souring love, several heart attacks and the increasing desperation of arch-villain Terrorthaw overcome them they prepare for a long and hazardous sea voyage to the United States.

Will they and their ship be eaten by a gigantic dugong? Signs point to 'yes.'

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Written and edited by Tom McNally

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PERFORMED BY

Amy Sutton, Joshua Crisp, Tom McNally and Ben Edwards

 

Amy Sutton played Prince Prince, Queen Medb, Sally Minefield, Pineycone, Page

Joshua Crisp played Colonel Glowfist, Father Figaro, Little Louie Duke of Portugal, Jen the Necroninja

Tom McNally did the narration and played Terrorthaw and Chuckwalla

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MUSIC

 

Theme tune music and interstitials by Nicolai Roos

Terrorthaw's sting - Dark Synth and

Glowfist's sting - Guitar Flair by John Bartmann
Pineycone's theme by Mano Camatsos

 

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SFX

 

Sound effects not made by Tom McNally are courtesy of the wonderful freesound.org community. This episode included the following:

 

A NICE MORNING

brussels-bells-3 by everythingsounds

amb-birds-in-a-garden-in-brussels-2014-03-30-5am by davidmenke

lying-on-bed by avakas

walk-on-bed by gyzhor

 

NECRONINJA DOJO

kalium-arsenicum-5-min-version-binaural by the-very-real-horst

gong-25-144 by the-very-real-horst

walking-into-studio-and-tapping-mics by mickmon.com

01-23-footsteps-tile-slippers-jumping-scuffs by Splicesound

whoosh02 by kingsrow

steps-big-hall-2 by ninafoletti

quarry-blasting by juskiddink

heavy-impacts by richerlandertv

barrage-firework-with-finale-of-powerful-shells-5th-nov-2013 by crosbychris

 

GRAND HALL

wood-burning-stove by nebulousflynn

fire-in-woodburning-stove by benboncan

fire-burning-in-stove by jagadamba

chair-scapes by taxmanforever

cathedral-ambience-01 by klankbeeld

swedish-library by jonnytheponny

cathedraldoor_L by wim

creaking-door_L by wim

footstepsonadock by mmaruska

 

PINEYCONE

bird-flapping-wings by elfman-rox

 

PORTUGUESE DOCK

bi71-corne-de-brume-r by revoyre

caissodre-montijodocks by amabok

matosinhos-beach-in-between-bar-and-waterline by digitopia