442: Fix Your Flags Long Island, Blown Off Plans and Limerence2
Release Date: 07/21/2025
460: Long Island Influencers And Mamdani's Snow Day
Tom Kelly Show
Mayor Zohran Mamdani is forcing New York City school kids to do a day of virtual learning on a snow day! Long Island Influencers are crowding Instagram and Tiktok. Tom has strong opinions and advice you can apply to your own social media projects. Plus . . . Tom is lost in Willet's Point trying to find his way to Manhattan! Is he doomed? - – Cold Open & Chaos: Tom is recording from inside his Jeep in industrial Queens. Is he podcasting or surviving? Unclear. – Welcome to the Off-Road Tom Kelly Show Recording in the shadow of Citi Field. Creepy storage rooms and content creation...
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459: What I Learned Moving To Long Island
Tom Kelly Show
Trevor DeBlase from the legendary Keller Williams real estate team in Franklin Square, Long Island and comedian Tom Kelly dig into the real stuff nobody tells you about moving from NYC to Long Island — the language, the roads, the neighborhoods, the sirens that sound like the zombie apocalypse, and why Long Islanders give directions like you’re supposed to know every street name. Trevor DeBlase on Instagram:
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458: Long Island's 12 Worst Parking Lots
Tom Kelly Show
Long Island's 12 Worst Parking Lots As Determined By Tom Kelly Show viewers. Tom Kelly and Steve Burger react. Plus a tasting the coffee at Merrick's Coffee Barn.
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457: REPLY ALL TO THE WRONG FAMILY HOLIDAY E-MAIL
Tom Kelly Show
The first in-studio podcast of 2026 kicks off with reflection, rebellion, and one perfectly unhinged act of digital chaos. In this episode of The Tom Kelly Show, Tom talks about: *Turning five years of podcasting into joy again *How success can quietly kill creativity *Why doing things just for fun works better than chasing virality *His most viral subway moment (and why it happened by accident) *Gently rebelling against authority, tradition, and himself *And finally… hitting “Reply All” on a stranger’s holiday email newsletter
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456: Stolen Premises and DJ Chef Influencer Event
Tom Kelly Show
Tom Kelly goes into further detail why he feels the comedian Porkchop was wrong to steal his premise about Massapequa Moms. Tom may not own the word Massapequa, Mom, or Facebook groups. But if you are a comedian and all you know a topic is from a comedian friend . . . you can't use that as a bit. And definitely can't post it online. - On a happier note Tom Kelly and Steve Burger go to DJ Chef's Bachelorette Influencer Event on Long Island - Plus: Tom and Steve Burger play a game: What is that an Amazon review for?
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455: Phil's Pizza Of Syosset - Viral Pizza Comedy
Tom Kelly Show
Is he the Soup Nazi of Long Island pizza… or the working man’s anti-hero? 🍕 Tom heads to Phil’s Pizza of Syosset, Long Island to sit down with Anthony Lorino—the guy behind those viral “no-nonsense pizza man” Instagram clips with millions of views. Anthony’s rants about napkin hoarders, Yelp trolls, and people who don’t have any common sense as his videos have become unexpected therapy for anyone who’s ever worked in customer service. But behind the attitude is a smart small-business owner who built a monster social media following from scratch at 53, learned how to edit...
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453: Long Island Girls / Awkward Show And Tell
Tom Kelly Show
Join comedian Tom Kelly and guest Daniella Anastasio Bardazzi as they unpack Long Island loyalty, sexy Halloween costumes, skincare secrets, underwear drawer discoveries, and the truth about pelvic floor crystals.
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452: Is Rockville Centre Bougie and Long Island Men Who Will Ruin You
Tom Kelly Show
Tom Kelly and Steve Burger discuss: A Massapequa Restaurant charges students a SURCHARGE The types of Long Island guys who will "Ruin You" Words Tom Learned while going to college at Quinnipiac University in Connecticut. Is Rockville Centre Long Island "Bougie"?
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451: Nominated For Best Of Long Island
Tom Kelly Show
Why Long Island stand-up crowds are tough but loyal Tom’s Best of LI nomination and why he’s counting on YOU The eternal war: LIRR vs. Metro North (spoiler: Janette is Team Connecticut) Losing keys in New Haven, surviving Penn Station, and a surprise Uber rescue mission Hilarious stories of dating, aging, and performing on the Island 🚨 VOTE DAILY! Help Tom win “Best Long Island Content Creator / Personality” 🗳️ Vote here ➡️ 🗓️ Vote daily through December 15th – it takes 30 seconds & means everything.
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450: New Joke Show Adam Gabel
Tom Kelly Show
Two broken wrists and two microphones! Comedian Adam Gabel (@AJGabel) joins for an impromptu show. Adam runs “Not Ripe Bananas” — a Tuesday night workout room at West Side Comedy Club that gives comedians a place to take risks, try new material, and place where comics can bomb with purpose. We get honest about joke failures, the open mic grind, crowd work as a crutch, the myth of "killing," and why creativity demands an audience that’s willing to sit through imperfection. There's also a Rockville Centre roast, an Annette Funicello reference (!), and the most self-deprecating hospital...
info_outlineFeeling stuck between heartbreak, taxes, and Fourth of July fireworks? You’re not alone. In this brutally honest, hilariously ranty “manifesto edition” of The Tom Kelly Show, Tom vents from the car—unfiltered, raw, and maybe a little unhinged (but in a charming way). From missed connections to canceled gigs, parking tickets, and patriotism gone sideways, Tom opens up about what’s really been eating at him.
🔥 If you’ve ever had a plan fall apart, a date ghost you, or questioned why you still live in NYC...this one’s for you.