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Release Date: 05/02/2023
Third Rail #361: Mutually Assured Defecation
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Shane, Nike and Spectre speedrun the latest news from clown world and the Paki-Indian brouhaha, aka Saar Wars: Revenge of the Shit. Then we deconstruct the New York Times’ greatest idiot, Thomas Friedman, as he makes the clumsy, performative case for throwing Netanyahu under the bus in favor of good optics genocide. Then we look at the real victims of the “Holocaust” – it's the blacks, because of course it is. Finally, the real problem of “Holocaust” movies? You guessed it – fat actors. Yes, we give the Yid glove treatment to this bleak, Lara Looming reality. Join us. ...
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Third Rail #360: Bulb Wars – The Rise of ParkWalker
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Somehow, the Somalis have returned. So Borzoi, Nike and Spectre stan n-word shieldmaiden Shiloh and talk about the deeper implications in the cultural shift as the Shiloh Filter takes effect. Then we turn our critical eye to the Shaman of the Gaps, diving into the just-so stories behind the manufactured history of widespread psychedelic use in human societies. Finally, we ask why it is that when one noisy, annoying subgroup feels “unsafe” on an Ivy League campus that it’s supposed to be our fucking problem. Special wacky neighbor drop-in cameo appearance by Shane and his emotional...
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Third Rail #359: What Are You Doing, Step-Waffen?
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Borzoi, Shane and Spectre write the new chapter for Maurice Samuel’s “You Podcasters” as they E-log Elon’s folly, then explore how “Back to the Future” opened the door for the zerg rush of jewish incest porn. Then it gets worse. Someone (I’m not mentioning names) brought up, um, let’s say the ASPECT of foreskin restoration and we end up exploring ancient jewish cosmetic penile surgery and how it relates to Israel/Palestine socio-economic challenges. Again, no one (Borzoi) specifically is to blame. Come join the fun. ~Third Rail is a Borzoi/Spectre Joint~ Outro Song: (We’re...
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Third Rail #358: Arbeit Macht Airfry
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Shane and Spectre take on the Woman Problem, and solve male-female relations going forward for all time. Then we get to part 2 of the Seven Dwarves of Auschwitz, where Dr. Mengele ensures they all lived happily ever after. No, for real. And there’s a lot in between all that. Happy Easter and Happy Birthday, Uncle! ~Third Rail is a Borzoi/Spectre Joint~ Outro Song: (We’re All Gonna Make it) For my Kings by StormKing
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Third Rail #357: Nolan’s Odyssey – Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-BWAAAAAH!
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Shane and Spectre talk about the shared axiom of individual rights that underpin all post-Enlightenment political structures – from the most classically conservative to the most progressive neo-liberal – and how this axiom is nothing more than wishful thinking. Then we get into some weird stuff and finish off with Disney’s darker, grittier Seven Dwarves reimagining, courtesy the Holocaust Cinematic Universe. After the StormKing outro there’s 15 minutes of bonus content – a doozy of a private conversation we accidentally recorded before the show. ~Third Rail is a Borzoi/Spectre...
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Third Rail #356: 20,000 Leagues Under the Patio
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The blackpill longship sails gloriously again towards the horizon, as Lauritz von Guildhausen returns to Third Rail with Borzoi, Spectre and Shane. We relive the cringe of the very first episodes of the show, and then we we take a deebly goncerned deep-dive into realpolitik analysis of Trump, Russia-Ukraine, the future of Europe and the EU, and other serious stuff, until we give into the silliest JF wife and Amerifat bird inception (it will make sense) poasting and the origin of such terms as “fecal urgency.” This is a must-not-miss episode. I’m just gonna say it in advance – you’re...
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Third Rail #355: Goonergate - Ethics In Human Trafficking
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Borzoi, Shane and Spectre jerk the wheel into the bridge embankment at 80 mph as we look at the Zionist agenda behind porn, life after OnlyFans and more. All hail the God Emperor of Goon. Long live the blighters! ~Third Rail is a Borzoi/Spectre Joint~ Outro Song: (We’re All Gonna Make it) For my Kings by StormKing
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Third Rail #354: Born-Again ChrisChan
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Dark Enlightenment, Shane and Spectre engage in peasant accelerationism, then veer into the latest Epstein gayop, the jewish war on the existence of the White race and the future of White children, narrative and stories as part of our identity and the impact of religion on the culture, and a bunch of other stuff. You really can’t miss this one, true believers. ~Third Rail is a Borzoi/Spectre Joint~ Outro Song: (We’re All Gonna Make it) For my Kings by StormKing
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Third Rail #353: Bibas and Butthead
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Nike, Shane and Spectre discuss the latest theories on where moral judgment exists in the brain, then take a deep dive on the murderous lunatic streak lurking at the heart of judaism, and how they’re always down for another genocide. ~Third Rail is a Borzoi/Spectre Joint~ Outro Song: (We’re All Gonna Make it) For my Kings by StormKing
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Third Rail #352: Per Handi-Capita
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Shane, Larry and Spectre ponder the need for random pro-social brute squads, then go full class warfare as Larry declares jihad on Big Management and Big Fat Cat. In a world where moments of lucidity, reason and logic come in randomly in drips like fever dreams, we grab reality, enter it from behind, call it by another’s girl’s name, and hang on for dear life when it bucks. Yes, this is happening. ~Third Rail is a Borzoi/Spectre Joint~ Outro Song: (We’re All Gonna Make it) For my Kings by StormKing
info_outlineFresh from Sorrows Camp in Zion Valley, Joshua Graham joins Borzoi, Lauritz and Spectre for a new segment, the hot take minute, followed by discussion of the dying online media, pedophiles pushing to be a protected class, Palantir and Peter Thiel, the grift right’s psychedelic push as the manifestation of MK Ultra Worldwide, more about AI, and a bunch of other stuff that has Borzoi literally shaking rn.
Cold Open: In Flanders Field
Outro Song: Mycophobia
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