Third Rail #351: 8th Anniversary Double Feature: 2 Tarded 2 Furious
Release Date: 02/02/2025
Third Rail #365: Hamas Ended Drag Queen Story Hour
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The jews are freaking out about jews freaking out, and everywhere you turn jews are having exactly the worst reactions as things continue to turn to shit for the cursed tribe, from Tel Aviv to the central hive in New York City. Borzoi and Spectre look deeper into the jewish grift, the deterioration of jews’ ability to defend their own positions, and why people can just enjoy things – like chaos and decline. ~Third Rail is a Borzoi/Spectre Joint~ Outro Song: (We’re All Gonna Make it) For my Kings by StormKing
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Third Rail #364: Brickstallnacht
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Nike, Dark Enlightenment and Spectre survey the rubble of the first round of strikes on Tel Aviv and examine the corner the jews have painted themselves into – geopolitically, militarily and vibe-wise – as we roll into the post-Boomer age with rabid rabbis embracing the dumb side of the political support bell curve. We just enjoy things as we pray to Crom that we get news cucked by the red triangle fireworks over Mordor. ~Third Rail is a Borzoi/Spectre Joint~ Outro Song: (We’re All Gonna Make it) For my Kings by StormKing
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Third Rail #363: Send Self-Defeat Pics
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Congratulations, you Glenn Greenwald yourself. Borzoi, Shane and Spectre go down (oh god!) that hole (oh my god!) and it turns out that yes, they are all like that – sick degenerates. But are we talking about jews or gays? Yes. Then we pivot to a Tablet article that morphs into a meta-discussion of the breakdown of jewish control, the rise of normie anti-semitism and how desperate and sloppy the small hats are getting. Strap in (dear god make it stop!) for a sleep-deprived ride along that old dusty trail (I scream and God doesn’t hear) ~Third Rail is a Borzoi/Spectre Joint~ Outro Song: ...
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Third Rail #362: A Jesse Jackson Pollock Painting
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Dark Enlightenment, Shane and Spectre talk about the toll we all pay for the n-word tax, then delve into how culture and DNA inextricable and win out despite seven decades of Total Propaganda. Then DE takes us through the implications of the new Pope from the Catholic perspective, and what it is that the jews fear about traditional mass. ~Third Rail is a Borzoi/Spectre Joint~ Outro Song: (We’re All Gonna Make it) For my Kings by StormKing
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Third Rail #361: Mutually Assured Defecation
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Shane, Nike and Spectre speedrun the latest news from clown world and the Paki-Indian brouhaha, aka Saar Wars: Revenge of the Shit. Then we deconstruct the New York Times’ greatest idiot, Thomas Friedman, as he makes the clumsy, performative case for throwing Netanyahu under the bus in favor of good optics genocide. Then we look at the real victims of the “Holocaust” – it's the blacks, because of course it is. Finally, the real problem of “Holocaust” movies? You guessed it – fat actors. Yes, we give the Yid glove treatment to this bleak, Lara Looming reality. Join us. ...
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Third Rail #360: Bulb Wars – The Rise of ParkWalker
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Somehow, the Somalis have returned. So Borzoi, Nike and Spectre stan n-word shieldmaiden Shiloh and talk about the deeper implications in the cultural shift as the Shiloh Filter takes effect. Then we turn our critical eye to the Shaman of the Gaps, diving into the just-so stories behind the manufactured history of widespread psychedelic use in human societies. Finally, we ask why it is that when one noisy, annoying subgroup feels “unsafe” on an Ivy League campus that it’s supposed to be our fucking problem. Special wacky neighbor drop-in cameo appearance by Shane and his emotional...
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Third Rail #359: What Are You Doing, Step-Waffen?
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Borzoi, Shane and Spectre write the new chapter for Maurice Samuel’s “You Podcasters” as they E-log Elon’s folly, then explore how “Back to the Future” opened the door for the zerg rush of jewish incest porn. Then it gets worse. Someone (I’m not mentioning names) brought up, um, let’s say the ASPECT of foreskin restoration and we end up exploring ancient jewish cosmetic penile surgery and how it relates to Israel/Palestine socio-economic challenges. Again, no one (Borzoi) specifically is to blame. Come join the fun. ~Third Rail is a Borzoi/Spectre Joint~ Outro Song: (We’re...
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Third Rail #358: Arbeit Macht Airfry
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Shane and Spectre take on the Woman Problem, and solve male-female relations going forward for all time. Then we get to part 2 of the Seven Dwarves of Auschwitz, where Dr. Mengele ensures they all lived happily ever after. No, for real. And there’s a lot in between all that. Happy Easter and Happy Birthday, Uncle! ~Third Rail is a Borzoi/Spectre Joint~ Outro Song: (We’re All Gonna Make it) For my Kings by StormKing
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Third Rail #357: Nolan’s Odyssey – Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-BWAAAAAH!
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Shane and Spectre talk about the shared axiom of individual rights that underpin all post-Enlightenment political structures – from the most classically conservative to the most progressive neo-liberal – and how this axiom is nothing more than wishful thinking. Then we get into some weird stuff and finish off with Disney’s darker, grittier Seven Dwarves reimagining, courtesy the Holocaust Cinematic Universe. After the StormKing outro there’s 15 minutes of bonus content – a doozy of a private conversation we accidentally recorded before the show. ~Third Rail is a Borzoi/Spectre...
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Third Rail #356: 20,000 Leagues Under the Patio
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The blackpill longship sails gloriously again towards the horizon, as Lauritz von Guildhausen returns to Third Rail with Borzoi, Spectre and Shane. We relive the cringe of the very first episodes of the show, and then we we take a deebly goncerned deep-dive into realpolitik analysis of Trump, Russia-Ukraine, the future of Europe and the EU, and other serious stuff, until we give into the silliest JF wife and Amerifat bird inception (it will make sense) poasting and the origin of such terms as “fecal urgency.” This is a must-not-miss episode. I’m just gonna say it in advance – you’re...
info_outlineFour hours, seven hosts and eight years adds up to a DOUBLE FEATURE at the late-night drive-in. t’s the big Third Rail 8th anniversary and you’re the special guest. Join Bellerophon, Borzoi, Dark Enlightenment, Larry Ridgeway, Nike, Shane and Spectre for a special double episode, where we explore counter-intuitives, politics, culture, current…you know what? You know the drill. Dig in.
(From Spectre: Thank you to all the crew who were here for this episode, and to those who couldn’t make it. Thank you to Sven and Mike and the TRS Radio Network family. A special thanks to Bellerophon – we wouldn’t have made it this far if he hadn’t taken the burden on your broad shoulders to carry the show a few years back when Borzoi and I couldn’t. Thank you to Borzoi for always, always being there - you saved me more than once, my hetero life-partner. Thank you to Lauritz, my big friend, for having the vision and the drive to push me into doing this with you, lo those eight years ago when neither of us had any business being on air ;). And finally thank you to all our friends who listen. We did it all for the nookie. Enjoy and we’ll see you next Sunday.)
~Third Rail is a Borzoi/Spectre Joint~
Outro Song: (We’re All Gonna Make it) For my Kings by StormKing