Everything is "Cherry Cherry"
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
When the equipment that’s made for old people—is for you. The “dumb phone” solution. Should you warn someone who is about to see a crappy play/movie/concert. Can you date someone when you hate their taste? When “The Song Remains the Same”….and that song…is “Cherry Cherry.” Marci has joined an online community of bots. Working out for a “donut marathon.”
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Let Them Eat BAD Cake
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Marci’s Only Fans new computer challenge. Marci’s Law bad day. Pizza that’s too fancy, cake on the floor, and deceptive frosting practices.
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Dog-proof Astroturf
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Are there really nice people? Prove it. Romper Room and DEI. Fear of puppets and masks. Alarmed by children’s’ TV. The dangers of small household items. Fun with filth. The usual parts of life…with some novelty cucumbers. Celebrate spring at the dump. How to get out of being over-volunteered.
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Kinky Trad Wife
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Computer, or cat toy? Marci is planning a birthday escape to Mexico…which last time didn’t go so well. Are “trad wives” really that traditional? “Mission Impossible” meets “Leave it to Beaver.” Diseases you learn about from drug ads. Here. Wear this apron.
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A Tranche of Stupid
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Why not “Do your own research” and finds their own “Alternative Facts” weather when the road is closed down? A BIG helping of not-good decision making, with a serving of wishful thinking to follow. Your medical history, on a four inch screen. Marci gets a craving.
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Crying in your Crypto
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Dog training—an Israeli Army approach. How Turi would respond to training…if she were a dog. No crying in your spilled crypto—a news account reinterpreted. Marci worries about the stock market, and makes a decision. Beta-tested babies: the next generation.
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Just Pee Anywhere
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
A blizzard means semi trucks are strewn across Arizona’s highways, but Marci is safe in her own bathroom…unless anyone else is there. Why would someone run up and down the aisle of an airplane with no clothes on? Where to pee: a tough decision.
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2 Kinds of Bloodbath
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
When the British Royals decide to junk a (literally) bloody tradition, it give you hope. The DC firings—in inimitable the words of Tina Turner, “We can do this nice and easy….or we can do this nice and rough.” That college you or your kids didn’t get into? You can feel better about it now. Bringing out your inner snob
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Wet Spot
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
Feeding your husband dog food for dinner…or is it the other way around? Whoops—did you leave that open? The house sitter attempts a new task. Water everywhere, and the telltale spot.
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Don't Put it in Writing
Turi Ryder's "She Said What?" Podcast
“Information Addicts Anonymous” is something you may want to join. When you send out a little more “news” than you had planned. Paranoia in the pressroom. Unweighted blankets as romantic deterrents.
info_outlineMarci does not want to admit where the puppy—the one her husband was not enthusiastic about getting in the first place, has chosen to eject his mix of chicken and tumbleweed. Yes. Tumbleweed. There’s also been an incident of cat smuggling.