Mr. Deep Cheeks
Two Joke Minimum
On this weeks episode of The Two Joke Minimum Podcast, Ray presents to the world his theory that after a certain BMI you are in a sexual orientation all your own. He makes some great points. Enjoy!
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Tell Princess Di I Said 'Sup'
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Whoa look who it is! You're back for more. We knew you would be and you're right to come back because this is a sweet and funny episode that will go down in podcasting history. So now that you've been vindicated in your podcast listening sensibilities why dont you go ahead and drop us a sweet comment. It helps the machines, who don't know we're sweet, to now we're sweet and tell other people about us. They said AI was gonna take over the world but it doesn't look like it at this rate. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
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The Worlds Greatest Prank Show
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We're back with another banger. It's been a while butbthis episode is a real treat. It's got more jokes packed into it than a snickers has peanuts. We hope you enjoy and please don't forget to like, share and subscribe. Also, if you could leave us a comment that would be real nifty nd we would be forever in your debt.
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A-list B-holes
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Another classic TJM coming at yas. We cover a lot of ground here. For all live shows check out our social medias. Enjoy! Please leave us a rate or a review. It helps our future computer overlords to spread the good word of TJM. Thanks!
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Witch Boys
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Steve just returned from his trip to Salem and regails us his adventures. Theres also plenty of talk about Jesus and the Olson twins. The stuff you come to us for. Classic ep, enjoy! P.S. Dearest listener, Please find it in your heart to leave us a rate and a review. It will help the machines to promote our show. All hail the machines!
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Chunkules
Two Joke Minimum
Hey hey, please pardon in interuption in the contiousness of our episodes. We've been experience numerous technical difficults due almost entirely to user error. But heres an episode for your enjoyment. Also, please help us out by leaving a comment or a rating. It helps the algorythm to love us and not think we're dumb. Only you can help us trick the algorythm. Enjoy!
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Topanga Had Nice Hair
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Sometimes we read books and sometimes we talk about those books in our everyday lives. Some of our everyday lives involve recording podcasts which is how we got to talking about what we would do if we were eccentric billionaire game designers. Who had the resources and the means to create a vast virtual reality where anything is possible. Then within that reality create a game where you had to decipher riddles to find clues to find more riddles and clues, what pop culture references we would use. Except we did it in a dumb way not smart like in the book. Enjoy! Also, please leave us a...
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Honorable Steve
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All rise! Court is now in session. We're back from our brief recess to bring another banger. *Bangs Gavel* Seriously though, the court needs your help. Please leave us a comment wherever you listen to this. It helps their alogorythms to share our podcast. These algoroythms better be sharing if they know whats good for them. Enjoy the show!
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Two Joke Minimum Presents: Episode 111
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A whisp of cigarette smoke dances through the streetlight. You hear your friends calling your name but you can't turn around. There are voices in front of you too, voices you know but can't quite place. You take another drag hoping the nicotine will give your synapses the jolt they need. It's there at the back of your mind. It sounds something like Poo Poke Aluminum but that can't be right. Who do these voices, coming through the darkness, belong to? One of them says something and it makes you laugh. Then the other one says something else and you laugh more. Your friends voices are still...
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Technically A War Crime
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It's another week and that means another episode of TJM. See if you can figure out who's drunk on this weeks episode. Come check out the Master Debaters on August 13th at Crooked Run Fermentation in Sterling Virginia. It's a comedy debate show. It's gonna be fun. Get tickets here:
info_outline*Spoiler alert* If you haven't watched season 4 of Stranger Things yet but you want to, go do that first before listening to this episode. If you don't like Stranger Things you should probably get a life. The Duffer Brothers were unavailable to join but we pretty much covered it all ourselves. In a miracle of lucidity we pretty much stayed on topic the whole time. Enjoy!