Baby Watch
Unnatural 20's
Broadcasting live from the Baby Watch pit, Cassie, Katelynn, and Books are here to report on all the action and drama, all live! Throw your knife and husband in the baby pit and join in as we learn during fetus fact time, find the perfect baby name, get paid to watch superhero tv shows, introduce coworkers to the unstable laugh, bond over toilet seat flip phones, blame Nokia for anxiety, introduce a new piss baby to the pod, have a heart-to-heart with Trucker, teach the valuable lesson of babies first Tom Delonge voice, roll the dice fer shizzle, get crumbles stuck in noise...
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If You Want Hannah Montana Feet, We Will Provide
Unnatural 20's
Our mission was simple. To make a better life for hamsters. Our takeaway... less simple. It's now time to grab your shoeboxes and join the party as we share some favorite words, break down Katelynn's interest, have a hamster breakdown, rule out the meat skin boys, determine the level of fragility, chose the path of destruction, get betrayed by the pockets, pony up for the feet, pass on the history in opera form, find our beacon in the dark times, open the kitchen to the horses, get stuck upstairs, finally solve the problem of hamster transport, eat through the pocket, give all the children...
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Frankenstein's Twisted Science Machine
Unnatural 20's
In preparation of Book's maternity leave, this week's DM, Cassie, has rented out a science machine that will allow U20's to build the perfect replacement host! So put on your safety goggles and join the party as we launch off a half-pipe, die for the pod out of obligation, once again dunk on Books for her running, bring too much boy to the park, chase all the boys that came to the yard, sign our life away, plan for a future lawsuit, go to the video store to find our perfect match, take advantage of the chance to upgrade a host, go all the way to the top to try to stop Twilight, bring on...
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Ep 230: Butt Rag
Unnatural 20's
Our DM is entering a new chapter of life that she feels wholly unprepared for and instead of turning to self-help books written by experts, she has reached out to her two idiot friends for advice! So grab a parenting book and immediatly throw it in the trash and join the party as we breathe intensly, crave that deliscous dog, get the baby good at drugs, pass on the sacred technique of the ear-destroying screech, make Katelynn our test baby, give the dog a matchstick, eat ass, pass on all child prep responsibolties onto the family, hear an AIs impression of Austin Powers, look past the overalls...
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Ep 229: Zaddy's Day
Unnatural 20's
Next week may be for the daddies but this one is reserved for the zaddies! So grab your Zad hats and join the party as we hop in the zaddy mobile, pick our favorite definition, find our favorite 12, step correctly to the baby shower, put our game face on, recruit the kids, blame our genetics, turn to online shopping, support Mackenna's dark cravings, get allured by the multilevel marketing pitch, age out of the Cutco hustle, protect our Lego at all cost, fall in the middle of the street, get betrayed by the Crocs, bless the community with our grace, try to figure out what a sand play area is,...
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Ep 228: And Then the Corporations Said "Make it Gay"
Unnatural 20's
Happy pride month to all our LGBTQIA fam out there! To celebrate we're helping out those who really need our support this month...the corporations. For this month and this month alone they must all be gay and that's really hard for them! So throw a rainbow on and join the party as we consult two straights, pile on the stock photos, go buy some happy feet, support the dads who support us, stealthily drop an episode, beg for a thumbs-up, rely on you to know if we actually posted, bring the nerd to a networking event, play in the sandbox with our favorite daddies, cry because of the prequels, go...
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Ep 227: Hello There
Unnatural 20's
We have lit the candle and laid the offering to our beloved Obi-Wan in hopes that this chaotic pod can bring balance to the force and restore Obi's hope. So grab your sabers and join the party as we fumble it right out the gate, determine who is the cult leader, get good by default, lean to the dark side, attempt to contain our chaotic Hon Solo energy, have Jabba aspirations, almost burn the house down, determine just what the baby craves, cross our fingers in hopes that Books will start eating chalk, raid the hotel soap, actively burn the microphone, Jabbafy the chat, give a shoutout to the...
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Ep 226: Podcasting Pirates
Unnatural 20's
U20's has decided to try out the pirating life, but instead of stealing treasure out at sea, we have decided to steal from other podcasts! Will this be what finally makes the show good? Only one way to find out so grab your peg leg and join the party as we prove that we're here for a good time and definitely not a long time, push out the broccoli lover, blatantly plagiarize, bring the freshest of fails, get dunked on by a candle, involuntarily sign up to be Team Edward, deny the creepy totem, call upon our Twitter army, get lied to by the internet, fear the butt shot, prematurely drop our...
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Ep 225: U20's Unclassified Bug Survival Guide
Unnatural 20's
We're celebrating all good things Summer by eliminating the worst thing about it which is obviously bugs! So grab your bug nets and join in on the adventure by listening to our hot emo-rock bug rap, *Tom DeLonge voice* hide from all the spiders in the toilet, make the boys sad boat boys, hear from Mrs. Oops I killed a plant again, bring the Twilight filter to our real life, rank plant deaths, prove Books to be a big ol stupid head, recognize only beefy thighs, use them bitties, load up our bug fighting ultility belt, harness the power of a cup, deploy the cape, grease em up to fry them up,...
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Ep 224: Declassified Finals Guide
Unnatural 20's
Finals week is here and so are your extra learned experts! Grab your coffee and crack open your copy of the U20's survival guide for finals week as we give out all our secrets to success. Get ready to get obliterated by bird poo poo, glug glug to get out of a meeting, destroy desserts with eggs, be wheeled around like a European child king, unveil the fanciest fundraiser, treat-or-treat for $30,000, primal scream out your stress, find out which spiders zoom zoom zoom, declare chemical warfare on your body, create a foursquare of pentagon, throw your face into a couch, get joy from burning...
info_outlineWith the Bachelorette party out of the way, it's now time for the actual wedding. Unless... someone were to...steal the bride! Put your running shoes on and join the party as we call in the wedding experts, give our resume highlights, make it rain thumbtacks, leave the confetti out all year long, dropkick the craft project, prepare to take care of a Polly Pocket, fail at dressing up, drink a cup of dirt, cry over a rat poem, get a dramatic reading of our old college stories, call in the RAs to kill the bugs, refuse to invest in a vacuum, coverup a kidnapping in the Facebook comments, read about the Big Dill, worry about the crunch and snap, make weddings more challenging, take our chance to kiss the bride, show off our exceptional geography skills, meet the embodiment of the Jersey Shore, question men's confidence, try to figure out a sloth's purpose, take the mic from the DJ, become the wedding entertainment, solve the bride snatching problem, call in some friends to be decoys, get blessed by rice, keep our wiping hands ready, and stay on our toes.
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