CLASSIC: Formerly Known As Always Bury Tanners Part I (2016)
Release Date: 01/13/2018
WDKEVOLVE 10: Johnny Gargano is a Truly Miserable Professional Wrestler
We Don't Know Wrestling
THE AMERICAN KORAKUEN HALL IS GOING TO DIE AND GABE IS GOING TO BE THE LAST ONE IN ITS CARCASS! Was this show enjoyable? Who is to say. A show that makes you question reality at times. As if you have stepped into an alternate dimension where wrestling is a SPORT and Ahtu isn't the sexiest man in the building. This is...A Tribute to The Arena.
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WDKEVOLVE 9: Religion
We Don't Know Wrestling
WE ARE BACK AND WE ARE BRINGING BACKUP! Bucky and Sam are joined by Phil Schneider, of fame. We talk about the one-and-only EVOLVE 9. The show where Gabe embraces his love of the ABC Family teen dramas of the time. Also, orange tights. LISTEN TO OUR THOUGHTS ON POSSIBLY BUT ALSO POSSIBLY NOT THE BEST/WORST EVOLVE SHOW YET! WHAT TO READ:
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WDKEVOLVE 8: EVOLVE 8: Style Battle #1
We Don't Know Wrestling
The origin story. The event the gave birth to a promotion (a promotion that was left to pull up its bootstraps after Gabe abanded it like I assume abandons everyone in his life once he squeezes him for all they're worth). The event that gave us stories that we will tell our children. The event that gave us Lenny truly embodying DADDY in such a full frontal way that I'm unsure how anyone under the age of 18 would be allowed to legally buy this show. Style Battle baby WHO TO FOLLOW:
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WDKEVOLVE 7: Lenny. Where'd you go? I miss you so. Seems like it's been forever that you've been gone.
We Don't Know Wrestling
LENNY! LENNY LENNY LENNY! I MISS YOU DARLIN'! YOU LEFT ME WITH ROB? ROB?! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU! I JUST WANTED TO LOVE YOU! RESPECT YOU! TREAT YOU RIGHT! GIVE FOOT RUBS LATE AT NIGHT! I WOULD GIVE YOU THE MOON AND STARS! I WOULD BECOME...the genius. Wrestling isn't fair. WHO TO FOLLOW:
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WDKEVOLVE 6: Six Shows, Why?
We Don't Know Wrestling
Webster's Dictionary defines evolve as: to develop gradually:to evolve a scheme. to give off or emit, as odors or vapors. Gape Sapolsky defines EVOLVE as emitting complete and utter garbage every which way. EVOLVE 6 is a staggering show. It recontextualizes the quality of the prior shows. I have never understood booking less than I do now. Bucky and I came in thinking "bad booking but good wrestling we can work with that" and that...that's not what we are getting. We get STORIES based on "alleged homosexuality"...
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WDKEVOLVE 5: The Ballad of Brad Allen
We Don't Know Wrestling
Brad...you were too good for this world. You gave us so much pleasure. A performer unlike any other. We never get to become too close to you. The only thing Gabe allows us to know is your mom died from cancer on 9/11. For that, I'm sorry. This show is the epitome of the Booking Genious's prowess but is only 8 matches, so how bad could it be? WHO TO FOLLOW: WHERE TO WATCH: It didn't come up in a Google Search so I'm not linking
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WDKEVOLVE 4: Hard Truths
We Don't Know Wrestling
Bucky and Sam drop the hammer. We tell you the facts about EVOLVE 4: Danielson vs. Fish. As true wrestling pundits, we inform you who is Actually Good and who is Actually Bad. You might not like it but you will respect it. WHAT TO VIEW:
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WDKEVOLVE 3: #BringBackLennyLeonardsFeet
We Don't Know Wrestling
Wrestling is an art form. It isn't about the MOVES. It about the STORYTELLING outside the ring. NOTHING quite personifies that than EVOLVE 3: Rise or Fall. The STORIES. WOW!!! Gorgeous George would LOVE EVOLVE 3: Rise or FALL. Bring back those FEET! WHAT TO SEE: WHO TO FOLLOW:
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WDKW100 2018 TEMPERATURE CHECK
We Don't Know Wrestling
This week Evan the Soccer Guy and Quentin Moody join me for a little roundtable discussion of undervalued wrestlers this year they deserve some shine. Folks that when putting together YOUR WDKW100 ballot should at least have been thought about. From Japan to Mexico to the US & UK indies, we tackle it. Buckle in for takes PS Shane Strickland sucks eggs WHO TO FOLLOW: WHAT TO LOOK AT:
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We Don't Know EVOLVE 2: EVOLVE 2: Hero vs. Hidaka
We Don't Know Wrestling
Welcome to the improbable first edition of We Don't Know EVOLVE 2: EVOLVE 2: Hero vs. Hidaka. Myself, Sam, and Bucky are back to give you the most in-depth retrospective on EVOLVE 2. The lows and the lesser lows. Big kicks, little shrimps. Gabe came to have fun and we are along for the ride. Lenny Leonard's feet. WHO TO FOLLOW: EXTRA CONTENT:
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ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION:
The Year End Wrestling Award Shows of your FRIGGIN’ DREAMS DADDY’O! Belee dat. Belee in Alabama Doink. Last year We Don’t Know Wrestling held the Always Bury Tanners and since Tanner left me to become a full-time Twitter gimmick we thought the sequel should be called the Formerly Known As Always Bury Tanners. On the panel for PART I is New York Mike, TJ Hawke, Tanner (I’m sorry), Devon Hales and myself. Now I steal from last year’s description.
The rules of the awards are not very simple. There will be a top 3 decided for each category in Part I of the Formerly Known As Always Bury Tanners. The top 3 will be decided by bantering, bartering, and general ruckus. Once the top 3 are set we put them in order to have a clear winner and two runner-ups. Also, if you want to tweet about the show use #WDKW so I can shamelessly RT you on that gimmick. Thanks.
Awards on Part I of the Always Bury Tanners:
Weekly Program of the Year
Cruiserweight Classic
CWF Mid-Atlantic
CZW Dojo Wars
Kevin Kelly’s Daily/Weekly ROH Update “How ya doing ROH fans!?!?!”
Ring of Honor Wrestling
Thursday Night Smackdown/Smackdown Live/Talking Smack
WWF Raw is War
HOOT of the Year
Akiyama vs. Leona
Austin Aries vs. No Way Jose
Bad Luck Fale vs Naomichi Marufuji
Baron Corbin vs Johnny Gargano
Baron Corbin vs. Kalisto – Chairs Match
Big Show vs. Braun Strowman – The Bodyslam Matches
Bobby Lashley vs Rush
Bobby Lashley vs. Ultimo Guerrero
Brett Ison v Lee Byford
Curt Stallion v Shane Taylor
Darby Allin vs Brian Cage
Donovan Dijak vs. Jay White vs. Kamaitachi vs. Lio Rush
Eric Spicely & Chuck O’Neil vs Cam An Connection
Every Jon Gresham v Lio Rush match
Fred Yehi v Matt Riddle
Fred Yehi vs Jason Kincaid (EVOLVE)
HEIDENREICH VS. ALABAMA DOINK!
Hideki Suzuki vs Shinobu
James Ellsworth vs AJ Styles Ladder Match
Jimmy Lloyd vs. Frankie Picard
Joey Lynch v Gunner Miller
Jun Akiyama vs Bodyguard
Jushin Liger vs Virus
Jushin Liger vs. Eita
Kalisto vs Oney Lorcan
Kento Miyahara vs Takuya Nomura
Kevin Owens vs Big Show
Kota Ibushi vs Sean Maluta
Lince Dorado vs Mustafa Ali (CWC)
Matt Riddle vs Mike Bailey
Riddle/Abyss/Martinez vs Bah/Comoroto/Kyle the Beast – Monster’s Ball
Sin Cara vs. Viktor
Tommaso Ciampa v Chip Day
Tommaso Ciampa vs Danny Burch
Tracy Smothers v Swoggle
Triple H vs Roman Reigns
Tripp Cassidy v Gary Jay
Vinnie Massaro v Jacob Fatu
Show of the Year
AAW EPIC
AWE Homegrown
Beyond By Popular Demand
Beyond Over-nite Sensation
Beyond State of The Art
CWC 7/14
CWC Finals
CZW Down with the Sickness
EVOLVE 60
EVOLVE 61
EVOLVE 71
Freelance v CZW
NXT Atlanta House Show
ROH Supercard of Honor Night 1
SCI Night 2
Takeover Dallas
Ted Petty Invitational
Total Nonstop Deletion
WWE Backlash
WWE Raw 7/25
WWE TLC
WWN Mercury Rising
wXw The Inner Circle
Tag Team of the Year
American Alpha
Arik Royal and Ray Kandrack
Big Gunz
Catch Point
Daisuke Sekimoto & Yuji Okabayashi
DIY
Murder One & Chip Day
The Carnies
The Revival
The Usos
The Young Bucks