26 - Cutting It Close
Why Full House Is the Greatest Show of All Time
Stephanie accidentally cuts Jesse's hair and his reaction is.... really unsettling?! Alyssa and Paige also talk about their own experiences getting their hair cut by people they know, and lookism in Hollywood. Listen now!!
info_outline
25 - D.J. Tanner's Day Off
Why Full House Is the Greatest Show of All Time
WE ARE BACK FOREVER. Alyssa and Paige talk about how D.J. is a LIAR. They also get into Alyssa's dynamic with her own sisters and Andrea Barber (aka Kimmy Gibbler)'s mention of her encounter with Paige in her incredible memoir.
info_outline
24 - Mad Money
Why Full House Is the Greatest Show of All Time
Danny is obsessed with Joey paying back an old debt and Jesse is obsessed with being Elvis but also ashamed of it. We think Danny's the one who should be ashamed! We also talk about the latest update in the college admissions cheating scandal and our own ~college days~!!
info_outline
23 - The Seven-Month Itch (Part 2)
Why Full House Is the Greatest Show of All Time
The Tanners use lies and manipulation to get Uncle Jesse to come home, which we don't find very Tanner-like! We also talk about which presidential candidates we think the characters would vote for!
info_outline
22 - The Seven-Month Itch (Part 1)
Why Full House Is the Greatest Show of All Time
In this episode, a canceled Disneyland trip prevents Jesse from getting laid - he does NOT handle it well! Warning: This episode opens with a voice memo of us reading our notes on the show, and the quality is very bad. It will be over quickly.
info_outline
21 - Just One of the Guys
Why Full House Is the Greatest Show of All Time
We're back! In this episode, D.J.'s stoked when her favorite cousin Steve, yes, Steve, comes for a visit. She is less stoked when she realizes that he's suddenly really into sports... and so is everyone else? It doesn't make any sense! But we love it! Note: This episode was recorded in June, but we can assure you that our takes are more relevant than ever.
info_outline
20 - Danny's Very First Date (with Thayer Frechette)
Why Full House Is the Greatest Show of All Time
Danny wants to go on his first date since Pam died, but D.J. is not having it. Stephanie isn't either, but she's sort of too young to understand why. Lots of heavy stuff! Luckily we have special guest Thayer Frechette around to lighten the mood!
info_outline
19 - But Seriously, Folks (without Carl Tart)
Why Full House Is the Greatest Show of All Time
After Phyllis Diller (very innocently) destroys Joey's first big chance at stand-up stardom, he decides to throw away his comedy career and work at a bank. We'll see what his good friends Jesse and Danny have to say about that!
info_outline
18 - A Pox in Our House (with Carl Tart)
Why Full House Is the Greatest Show of All Time
When Carl Tart was five years old, he wrote a letter to Stephanie Tanner because he wanted to be her friend. She never wrote back, because she's a fictional character, but we still wanted to talk to him about it!! We also talked about the episode we watched, which was mostly about being itchy, but it also featured Danny's first-ever parenting mistake!!!
info_outline
17 - Shake It Off Lori Loughlin
Why Full House Is the Greatest Show of All Time
Where would you be without our hot takes on the, uh, situation? For this episode, we skipped ahead to season 2 episode 2, Tanner vs. Gibbler, aka ol' Lor's intro ep. Juicy!
info_outlineDanny's fear of turning 30 manifests in the form of suddenly being really into a car named Bullet. But you know what's more important than cars? Friends. Also, Alyssa talks about asking guys for cash at the end of every date and Paige says "like" 7 billion times.