SMB12 - Super Lawrence Johnson
New and a Bit Alarming
In the final SMB episode, we review a rushed ending brought about by low budget, look at some very out of place product placement, revisit what it's like to be the first in a genre, and review the general state of video game movies.
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SMB11 - Good Night, Everybody!
New and a Bit Alarming
In this episode, we debate Koopa's invasion plan, which involves sending a tiny expeditionary force to a planet that is FAR more populous and more technologically advanced to boot.
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SMB10 - Smashin' the Fash with a Passion for Fashion
New and a Bit Alarming
This week, Mario and Luigi DEBATABLY dress like Mario and Luigi.
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SMB9 - Stand Up and Cheer
New and a Bit Alarming
HIATUS... Well, not over, but temporarily back on schedule as we finish Mario. And in this episode, our final breather before getting back to the story, we play the Letterboxd game and make some jokes about The Flash that have aged depressingly well now that it's been released.
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Hiatus Breaker!
New and a Bit Alarming
This week, Brian and Flonk discuss the show's hiatus and then play an incredibly conceptual game of FMK.
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SMBONUS - The Assassination of King K. Rool by the Coward Wallace Pike
New and a Bit Alarming
Flonk, Brian, and Maggie continue our alarmingly deep dive into Max Landis's insane garbage Mario script. This episode: It wasn't Earth all along, Kirby is full of Hell, and Sir George Carteret makes a truly baffling cameo appearance.
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SMBonus - Straight Outta Crampton
New and a Bit Alarming
Flonk, Brian, and Maggie flomp our dorns over a truly awful Super Mario Bros epic fantasy action spec script from Max. MAX? You mean Max LANDIS? The garbage son of a helicopter murderer?
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SMB8 - Thank You, Dredd, But Our Princess is in Another Block
New and a Bit Alarming
This week, exposition is repeated, Iggy and Spike reform offscreen, Mario culturally appropriates Islam, and the movie turns into another movie. Completely.
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SMB7 - Don't Tell Darwin About This
New and a Bit Alarming
This week, Koopa decides that since a problem's come along, he must whip it, whip it good. Also: We reveal the odd listening habits of Cyclops from the X-Men, and Luigi takes his top off.
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SMB6 - That's What the Mamm Means
New and a Bit Alarming
This week, Dennis has a bad trip, we forget to look up Fiona's name again, and we address the Goomba Question.
info_outlineHOPE YOU'RE READY FOR THESE CHILDREN'S MUSICALS TO GET HORNT UP. Time for "Easy Street".