You're An Idiot
And the reason Talia has to have a day job is Dave Portnoy. An internet take by this week’s guest, Talia Lichstein (influencer and friend of the pod), about Dave and his dog got back to the man behind Barstool—and it’s safe to say Dave did not like her perspective. Outside of that, Talia talks about dating as an influencer, her thoughts on a new feature for Hinge, what makes it into the girls' group chat, and first date tips. She also shares the conversations and disclosures she has to have with the people she dates about what she might post about their relationship online. Talia even...
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Back by popular demand: Chloe Radcliffe! Chloe teases that she recently filmed something with an A-list celebrity but can’t share more about it. Drago talks about his recent move before the conversation takes a turn—Chloe reveals she dumpster dives for groceries. Drago checks in on Chloe’s long-distance relationship and gives some updates on his own dating life, including bailing on a date last minute and losing dates because of this podcast. Chloe admits she might not be on Drago’s side. Give Chloe a follow on Instagram: JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO...
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Roast battler, award show writer, and tall man J.P. McDade joins the pod this week. The man literally showed up late with wing sauce on the edge of his mouth, so you know it’s going to be a good episode. Despite being taller than Drago, J.P. shares why he never played college ball. He also talks about auditioning for SNL during the pandemic and making it all the way to the final round. J.P. opens up about growing up in Sandy Hook, CT—just down the street from the shooter and hanging out with his older brother growing up. Give J.P. a follow on Instagram: JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY...
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Indiana native and recently passed Cellar comedian Adam Gilbert is on the pod. With the Pacers in the finals, the boys jump right into some basketball talk. Adam and Drago bond over home-state pride and discover that Indiana’s signature dish is the pork tenderloin sandwich. The boys reminisce about drinking together back in Chicago and how that’s changed over the years. Adam shares why he’s turned down America’s Got Talent, talks about his current relationship, and explains to Drago why a nice little upstate getaway is so relaxing Give Adam a follow on Instagram: JOIN THE PATREON...
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Bird watcher, hardcore music fan, and hilarious comedian Max St. John joins the pod. Coming off the high of hanging out with Peach Pit last week, Drago and Max compare experiences backstage with bands. With Max being a fan of punk shows, Alex asks what it’s like being in the mosh pit at age 32. Max dives into his love of birdwatching and how it’s become a solo competitive pursuit in his life. The boys talk about how hobbies evolve with age and what the DARE program got wrong. Drago teases finally registering to vote. And, they answer your Patreon question: what’s the most lonely you’ve...
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A scrappy six-foot, 143-pound stand-up comic and certified guy who does stuff, Tommy Bayer joins the pod this week. After hearing how Tommy is trying to put on weight so he can body more people on the court, Alex shares how he’s the heel of his group chat. Alex recaps being invited to the Peach Pit show, sparking jealousy from Tommy—because Tommy does stuff. Drago talks about hanging out with the band backstage, which leads to a conversation about meeting other famous people. The boys also break down the difference between being invited places as a guy versus as a girl. Tommy reads some of...
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Hilarious comic from Atlanta, Shaunak Godkhindi joins the pod this week. The boys talk about growing up as athletes and the many similarities between being a high-level athlete and being a comedian. This comparison reminds Drago of the time his ex hung out with an NFL star while they were still dating. The boys invent a new type of law enforcement: citizens' arrests for social crimes. They also dive into why men in their 30s suddenly getting into great shape is often a massive cry for help. Married man Shaunak gives Drago some dating advice, and we get a great Patreon question this week:...
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Good hang, strong man, hilarious comic Jamie Wolf joins the pod this week. The boys start off talking like boys sharing their deep thoughts on good ~member~ days and bad ~member~ days. Quickly, Drago goes Larry King mode and asks Jamie about his recent experience being admitted to a psychiatric hospital. Jamie shares the whole story from his ideation and subconscious thoughts, to the suicide hotline hanging up on him, and eventually being admitted against his will. It’s an absolutely wild story with a crazy ending. If you actually read the descriptions, you know we don’t say this...
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Hilarious, no-longer broke, self-proclaimed GOAT and Jordan Peterson-adjacent, Tucker Brookshire joins the pod. Drago wastes no time jumping in on Tucker’s fashion choices and asking the legend himself: what can white people say these days? Big news—Tucker’s no longer broke. As a man who spent many years not making much money but still living well, he shares his tips on how to be broke the right way. He gets into dating while broke and the best way to use unemployment. A conversation about cuddling sparks a heart-to-heart, leading to some unexpected introspection and the realization that...
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Native New Yorker, comedian, and host of the No Thanks, We're Good podcast, Chris Barnes joins the pod this week. Right away, the boys dive into nightmare New York City apartment stories—landlords barging in, firefighters breaking down the door, cockroaches, and more. Chris talks about what it’s like being a New York Jets fan and how he left sports behind when he started comedy. The boys also get into why being a comedian can feel like going to social jail. They talk skincare routines and whether looks help—or hurt—in comedy. Some great Patreon questions this week, including: does...
info_outlineWith both boys on the road this week, Drago sits down with Lucas Zelnick in the Windy City. Seconds into the episode, despite saying he’d save it for the ‘tron, Drago brings up food stamps.
Drago ran into an old co-worker on his flight to the midwest and debated whether or not he was supposed to say hello. That leads to Drago talking about his first job out of college and telling the full tale of a co-worker in this episode now dubbed Kir-pisode.
Drago talks about how he likes slice of life segments and Lucas provides some psychoanalysis of Drago’s real and podcast character. The boys talk about things they grew out of as they got older. They boys also talk about the business of comedy both locally and on the road.
Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.
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