THE CLOSER I AM TO DYING / THE CLOSER I AM TO LIVING
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Release Date: 06/29/2023
BURNING MAN IS "OUT" // GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS IS "IN"
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Hey guys this a podcast I did in conjunction with Infamous Podcast by Campside media, about my religious experience at gathering of the jugglalos. ENJOY ! Few musical acts have played the heel as well as the Insane Clown Posse. In 2011, the FBI even classified Juggalos, the group’s rabid fans, as a criminal gang. But still, every year, tens of thousands of fans make a pilgrimage to Legend Valley, Ohio, for a week of all-out debauchery. Zoe Nightingale reports from inside America’s most notorious music festival. Behind every infamous news story is a journalist trying to hold power to...
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THIS IS HALLOWEEN
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i love you parent - exp;lains ALOGT
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DID AN "EX" "GGGRAND" "WIZARD" OF THE "KKK" JUST CONVINCE ME TO VOTE FOR TRUMP?
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I feel like Ahab lost in a sea of hatred looking for a great white whale to give my life meaning again. I literally don't know what to do or say anymore. The hate is so deep, the ideology is so wrong. I left this country to get away from this and the moment I'm back I literally trip and land on the laps of two actual real life trump voting, grand wizard loving men. These two were gems. Fathers, business owners, best friends, hard working Americans..and the are the reason Trump got elected. We are fucked fucked fucked fucked fucked fucked fucked. I won't spoil it,...
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THE ANSWER TO LIFE IS 42
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Greeting and salutations my fair weather friends, apologies for my absence, but I needed to take a break from my own brain and reorient my north star. However, I'm back! This is my first humble offering, coverage of the best day of all time, the day that Joe Biden officially won the presidency, and NYC erupted into actual flames of celebration. THIS IS OF COURSE 4 YEARS AGO - THE QUESTION IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NOW. CAN WE DO IT CAN WE ACTUALLY ELECT A POWERFUL BLACK WOMAN AND MAYBE ACTUALLY GET RID OF ALL THESE OLD WHITE SCHMECKLES AND DO ANYTHING FOR A TINY GRAIN OF SAND OF CHANGE?...
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!!!! ATTENTION WEALTHY BABIES LOOKING FOR THEIR NEXT NIPPLE AT THE BURN!!! ZOE NIGHTENGALE WISEMAN: HAS A VERY IMPORTANT SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR YOU!! YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER !!!
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HELLO BEAUTIFUL BURNERS - It's me! PARTY BOOB - NOW, if you would like, I would prefer, with consent, at your consideration, with careful OBSERVATION to be called: DRUMROLL PL$ASE ZOE(TROPE) - MEANING WHEN I AM SET UP TO FOLLOW LIGHT I MAKE MAGIC OUT OF PLASTIC ( SHOUT OUT TO @bbpictures YOU GENIUS FOR SHOWING ME) I AM NOTHING. I AM EVERYTHING. YOU ARE GOD I AM GOD IT IS ALL THE SAME. AI IS AMAZING ITS GIVEN ME TOOLS I NEVER COULD USE CUZ I DON"T GET TECH FULL GUIDE AVAILABLE HERE CHECK OUT JOEE IRWINS WORK HE IS GENIUS @Joeeirwin THIS SONG WAS MADE BY A BURNER FOR A...
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ARE YOU THERE GOD? ITS ME! (TZIPORAH) PART 1
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Greetings from the woods! I am hiding out once again in the safety of the trees - away from the voices that distract me from working on MY version of the truth through storytelling. Again - Im trying to learn how to use my voice for good - In a more serious way - and while this episode has a large pause at end I coudn't fix cuz brain isn't working - and it isn't "done" yet, but i've been working on it for so long I just had to just stop and just get it out before I got scrared again that I would get hate messages etc blah forever - I stand in my truth - I am still learning - every day what the...
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ZOE NIGHTINGALES GUIDE TO BURNING MAN - THE MUSICAL
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HELLO BEAUTIFUL BURNERS - It's me! PARTY BOOB - and AI is amazing and look what HAL LOVEMENT MADE FOR ME out of my writing ! BEST SHIT EVER!!! FULL GUIDE AVAILABLE HERE IF YOU LIKE THIS PLEASE SUPPORT MY PATREON - EVERY DOLLAR HELPS ME GET TO THE PLAYA THIS YEAR - GOTTA CLAP FOR TICKERBELL TO LIVE - CUZ THIS OLD BURNER IS ENERGY AND WELL LETS SEE IF PLAYA CAN PROVIDE LOVE BOOBY TRAP AKA ZOE SUPERSTAR NIGHTINGALE WISEMAN https://www.patreon.com/oralfixation
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AM I CRAZY // OR ARE THEY CRAZY - ONLY GOD CAN DECIDE // BUT WHO IS GOD??
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So lets be "honest" I've been going through one of the MOST difficult times of my lifetime. WHY - we'll get to the "fact" later - but for now I stand in tribunal against my entire family as to how a series of events over my 40 birthday actually went down. I threw myself a 9 day celebration - two different events - two houses - 75 people at the first event called the Olympics - 50 mostly newer friends people with babies AND MY FAMILY - to a Healing Zen sanctuary called TRUE NORTH. It was - what I "thought"- THE MOST AMAZING mini burning man and the most incredible testiment to 'ME"...
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The Only Way Out is Through
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I LOVE YOU MOM. just a reminder. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Music: Sia, Elastic Heart Remix by Noah Lampert Cruel Intentions remix - Simian Mobile Disco Note: this was orginally recorded in 2016 and then in 2019 - but the lessons are always the same. I hope i'll do better this time. Fingers crossed. Shout out to @joeeirwin for helping me celebrate what was my 35 birthday.
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WILL THE "REAL" MEAN GIRL PLEASE STAND UP - ITS YOU // ITS ME // ITS ALL THE SAME
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Ok. Yes, fine, my sister wrote a book when I was growing up, called Queen Bees and Wannabees and that book was turned into Mean Girls...and yes part of the book details some really non charming details of how I behaved. I never talk about this because I didn't want to take responsibility for the narrative that Tina Fey made me into....anyway I'm finally ready to share this story because I just turned 40 and well...FUCK IT.
info_outlineThere are moments in life where you realize, that the universe is on your side. Meeting Alain Robert, the French Spiderman, was so improbable that it must have been woven by the goddess of fate. He had just been released from prison in Manila, and I somehow ended up having brunch next to his champagne soaked celebration.
I had just left Bali where I had been living for months, and arrived in Manila. I was completely disoriented, as I had been living in a jungle paradise to arrive in a super charged metropolis with over 26 million people and a current of electricity and chaos that I had forgotten about in my months living only with large blue geckos. The first night I was in Manila, the family who was living outside my window in a homemade apt that seemed to be made using only sheets of metal, duct tape, and sheer determination decided to slaughter a very large and very vocal pig. I was awoken by sounds of screaming so startling I thought I was still in a nightmare. Have you ever heard a pig die? ITS FUCKING TERRIBLE. Don't eat them, they have many many feelings and are very very smart.
Anyway the next day I was working at the bar of my hotel, drinking a glass of overpriced white wine when the most curious man walked through the door.
This man, was wearing, the coolest outfit I have ever seen. It was almost completely snakeskin, his belt, cowboy boots, pants and vest ALL SNAKE in different colors, one of which was a metallic silver. He rocked up to the restaurant with a huge entourage and they started bringing him bottles of Moet and I thought to myself, yep, this guy and I are destined to be fast friends. So I somehow tricked him into letting me bring out my microphones and while we eat pasta dripping in cream and mushrooms and fresh French bread he let me interrogate him about who he was and why of all the bars in Makati, he had wandered into mine.
Who he is, is possibly the most inspiring man I have met. A man whose story brought me to tears and refilled my trampled heart with a kind of hope I forgot existed. I love you Alain. Thank you for being you.
Music: Spiderman theme song 1962
Laidback remix SoulClap - Bakerman
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www.alainrobert.com