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FUCK AI - THE HUMAN ROBOT IS HERE

You're Welcome with Zoe Nightingale

Release Date: 07/20/2023

BURNING MAN IS BURNING MAN IS "OUT" // GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS IS "IN"

You're Welcome with Zoe Nightingale

Hey guys this a podcast I did in conjunction with Infamous Podcast by Campside media, about my religious experience at gathering of the jugglalos. ENJOY ! Few musical acts have played the heel as well as the Insane Clown Posse. In 2011, the FBI even classified Juggalos, the group’s rabid fans, as a criminal gang. But still, every year, tens of thousands of fans make a pilgrimage to Legend Valley, Ohio, for a week of all-out debauchery. Zoe Nightingale reports from inside America’s most notorious music festival. Behind every infamous news story is a journalist trying to hold power to...

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You're Welcome with Zoe Nightingale

i love you parent - exp;lains ALOGT 

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DID AN DID AN "EX" "GGGRAND" "WIZARD" OF THE "KKK" JUST CONVINCE ME TO VOTE FOR TRUMP?

You're Welcome with Zoe Nightingale

  I feel like Ahab lost in a sea of hatred looking for a great white whale to give my life meaning again. I literally don't know what to do or say anymore. The hate is so deep, the ideology is so wrong. I left this country to get away from this and the moment I'm back I literally trip and land on the laps of two actual real life trump voting, grand wizard loving men. These two were gems. Fathers, business owners, best friends, hard working Americans..and the are the reason Trump got elected.  We are fucked fucked fucked fucked fucked fucked fucked. I won't spoil it,...

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THE ANSWER TO LIFE IS 42 show art THE ANSWER TO LIFE IS 42

You're Welcome with Zoe Nightingale

Greeting and salutations my fair weather friends, apologies for my absence, but I needed to take a break from my own brain and reorient my north star. However, I'm back! This is my first humble offering, coverage of the best day of all time, the day that Joe Biden officially won the presidency, and NYC erupted into actual flames of celebration. THIS IS OF COURSE 4 YEARS AGO - THE QUESTION IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NOW. CAN WE DO IT CAN WE ACTUALLY ELECT A POWERFUL BLACK WOMAN AND MAYBE ACTUALLY GET RID OF ALL THESE OLD WHITE SCHMECKLES AND DO ANYTHING FOR A TINY GRAIN OF SAND OF CHANGE?...

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!!!! ATTENTION WEALTHY BABIES LOOKING FOR THEIR NEXT NIPPLE AT THE BURN!!!  ZOE NIGHTENGALE WISEMAN:  HAS A VERY IMPORTANT SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR YOU!! YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER !!! show art !!!! ATTENTION WEALTHY BABIES LOOKING FOR THEIR NEXT NIPPLE AT THE BURN!!! ZOE NIGHTENGALE WISEMAN:  HAS A VERY IMPORTANT SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR YOU!! YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER !!!

You're Welcome with Zoe Nightingale

  HELLO BEAUTIFUL BURNERS - It's me! PARTY BOOB - NOW, if you would like, I would prefer, with consent, at your consideration, with careful OBSERVATION to be called: DRUMROLL PL$ASE  ZOE(TROPE) - MEANING WHEN I AM SET UP TO FOLLOW LIGHT I MAKE MAGIC OUT OF PLASTIC ( SHOUT OUT TO @bbpictures YOU GENIUS FOR SHOWING ME) I AM NOTHING. I AM EVERYTHING. YOU ARE GOD I AM GOD IT IS ALL THE SAME.  AI IS AMAZING ITS GIVEN ME TOOLS I NEVER COULD USE CUZ I DON"T GET TECH FULL GUIDE AVAILABLE HERE CHECK OUT JOEE IRWINS WORK HE IS GENIUS @Joeeirwin  THIS SONG WAS MADE BY A BURNER FOR A...

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ARE YOU THERE GOD? ITS ME! (TZIPORAH) PART 1 show art ARE YOU THERE GOD? ITS ME! (TZIPORAH) PART 1

You're Welcome with Zoe Nightingale

Greetings from the woods! I am hiding out once again in the safety of the trees - away from the voices that distract me from working on MY version of the truth through storytelling. Again - Im trying to learn how to use my voice for good - In a more serious way - and while this episode has a large pause at end I coudn't fix cuz brain isn't working - and it isn't "done" yet, but i've been working on it for so long I just had to just stop and just get it out before I got scrared again that I would get hate messages etc blah forever - I stand in my truth - I am still learning - every day what the...

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You're Welcome with Zoe Nightingale

HELLO BEAUTIFUL BURNERS - It's me! PARTY BOOB - and AI is amazing and look what HAL LOVEMENT MADE FOR ME out of my writing ! BEST SHIT EVER!!! FULL GUIDE AVAILABLE HERE IF YOU LIKE THIS PLEASE SUPPORT MY PATREON - EVERY DOLLAR HELPS ME GET TO THE PLAYA THIS YEAR - GOTTA CLAP FOR TICKERBELL TO LIVE - CUZ THIS OLD BURNER IS  ENERGY AND WELL LETS SEE IF PLAYA CAN PROVIDE  LOVE BOOBY TRAP AKA ZOE SUPERSTAR NIGHTINGALE WISEMAN  https://www.patreon.com/oralfixation

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AM I CRAZY // OR ARE THEY CRAZY - ONLY GOD CAN DECIDE // BUT WHO IS GOD?? show art AM I CRAZY // OR ARE THEY CRAZY - ONLY GOD CAN DECIDE // BUT WHO IS GOD??

You're Welcome with Zoe Nightingale

So lets be "honest" I've been going through one of the MOST difficult times of my lifetime.  WHY - we'll get to the "fact" later - but for now I stand in tribunal against my entire family as to how a series of events over my 40 birthday actually went down. I threw myself a 9 day celebration - two different events - two houses - 75 people at the first event called the Olympics - 50 mostly newer friends people with babies AND MY FAMILY - to a Healing Zen sanctuary called TRUE NORTH. It was - what I "thought"-  THE MOST AMAZING mini burning man and the most incredible testiment to 'ME"...

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You're Welcome with Zoe Nightingale

I LOVE YOU MOM. just a reminder.  Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Music: Sia, Elastic Heart Remix by Noah Lampert Cruel Intentions remix - Simian Mobile Disco Note: this was orginally recorded in 2016 and then in 2019 - but the lessons are always the same. I hope i'll do better this time. Fingers crossed.  Shout out to @joeeirwin for helping me celebrate what was my 35 birthday. 

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WILL THE WILL THE "REAL" MEAN GIRL PLEASE STAND UP - ITS YOU // ITS ME // ITS ALL THE SAME

You're Welcome with Zoe Nightingale

Ok. Yes, fine, my sister wrote a book when I was growing up, called Queen Bees and Wannabees and that book was turned into Mean Girls...and yes part of the book details some really non charming details of how I behaved. I never talk about this because I didn't want to take responsibility for the narrative that Tina Fey made me into....anyway I'm finally ready to share this story because I just turned 40 and well...FUCK IT. 

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I was invited to record You're Welcome at a Art Gallery opening for a realistic sex exhibit, but I had taken shelter in the summer air, because the inside of the pop up gallery literally smelled like the inside of an ovary. This was due to the lack of air conditioning in a alphabet city basement that was stuffed to the gills with 100 super quaffed/perfumed fashion week model/actor types all wearing Amish hats. My girlfriend described the smell as "mangey minge" I thought it smelled like the inside of an otter's pocket. I must say it lent a realistic atmosphere to huge paintings of double penetrated v's.

ANYWAY as I was cooling off, and I see this wonderful man, who could have been a character in Zoolander, with what I thought was a hilarious fashion Snork Snorkel so obviously I forced him to come share what the deviled egg was going on.

Basically he's a super lovely Cyborg who no longer identifies as human, and he's launching a campaign to open the first Cyborg Institute to help others use the same technology to enhance their lives.

I don't know whether I'm happy about this or not. I actually can't imagine anything worse than having a device installed in my head that would make me love Times Square.

There will be no limit to where this goes once it gets started. I for one am an analog girl living in a digital world. I want less and less technology. But as cars become driverless, computers get put in front of our eyes, porn becomes 3D through oculus rift, sex dolls get heartbeats, google launches balloons to blanket the world with free Wifi...I guess I wave the white flag.

Pretty soon i'm going to have to move into a log cabin get a shot gun and start muttering to myself about the good old days when I had to wait hours for Kazaa to download Space Hog. The most exciting porn I when I was young was a gold leafed Kama Sutra book in my parents room.

I am scared to have children. I just can't imagine what this stuff is doing to kids brains. Instant access to the entire cess pool of human collective wants and imagination? Get ready everyone, it's all happening, and it's happening FAST.

Check out all his work:

https://www.cyborgarts.com/neil-harbisson

Read my burner guide voted #1 kid tested mother NOT approved by all burning man here!

www.zoenightingale.com 

Music credit: Mr. Roboto - STYX
One More Robot - Flaming Lips