S*T F*K TORETTES
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FUCK!!!!!! Ben Sheehan, who is a rockstar political/constitutional expert to help me understand how things got so bad, how we can make them better and what each of us can do to fight for the America we want to live in. He's written a book, OMGWTF Does the Constitution Actually Say? This book is like a cheat sheet for this of us who need a refresher course in how our government works. While this isn't the sexiest episode, it's full of really helpful information about how we got here, and how we can make it better, one vote at a time. This is it guys. WINTER HAS COME. Everyone,...
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Don't Be A Democrat, Get Yourself A Trump Hat // Lets Make America White Again...
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January 20th 2017...Day 1 of 1300.....the day Lord Voldermorts reign of terror began! What a day it was, the sky was smothered in gray clouds, the air was thick with whatever the opposite of hope is, giant military Hum Vees were parked all over with pods of nervous looking Army guys milling around. Helicopters hovered menacingly, circling the sky, their blades adding to the symphony of fear playing on repeat throughout downtown. Sirens were going off in every direction and it generally felt like we were waiting for god to set the whole city on fire ala Sodom and Gomorrah. I was raised on...
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You Can't Always Get What You Want: Election Day
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I have a giant black hole growing inside my body and this election has helped it zero percent. No matter what happens, we are divided, the scum of the dark recesses from all over this great nation have crawled out of their bomb shelters holding their semi automatic riffles, embolden by the joker smile of an Orwellian megalomaniac who has allowed bigotry, xenophobia and racism to squirm out of the rug it's been hiding under and we are left holding our dicks in our hands looking like the biggest fucking joke country of all time. It's embarrassing. The time is now, there is no choice but to start...
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BURNING MAN IS "OUT" // GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS IS "IN"
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Hey guys this a podcast I did in conjunction with Infamous Podcast by Campside media, about my religious experience at gathering of the jugglalos. ENJOY ! Few musical acts have played the heel as well as the Insane Clown Posse. In 2011, the FBI even classified Juggalos, the group’s rabid fans, as a criminal gang. But still, every year, tens of thousands of fans make a pilgrimage to Legend Valley, Ohio, for a week of all-out debauchery. Zoe Nightingale reports from inside America’s most notorious music festival. Behind every infamous news story is a journalist trying to hold power to...
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THIS IS HALLOWEEN
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i love you parent - exp;lains ALOGT
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DID AN "EX" "GGGRAND" "WIZARD" OF THE "KKK" JUST CONVINCE ME TO VOTE FOR TRUMP?
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I feel like Ahab lost in a sea of hatred looking for a great white whale to give my life meaning again. I literally don't know what to do or say anymore. The hate is so deep, the ideology is so wrong. I left this country to get away from this and the moment I'm back I literally trip and land on the laps of two actual real life trump voting, grand wizard loving men. These two were gems. Fathers, business owners, best friends, hard working Americans..and the are the reason Trump got elected. We are fucked fucked fucked fucked fucked fucked fucked. I won't spoil it,...
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THE ANSWER TO LIFE IS 42
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Greeting and salutations my fair weather friends, apologies for my absence, but I needed to take a break from my own brain and reorient my north star. However, I'm back! This is my first humble offering, coverage of the best day of all time, the day that Joe Biden officially won the presidency, and NYC erupted into actual flames of celebration. THIS IS OF COURSE 4 YEARS AGO - THE QUESTION IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NOW. CAN WE DO IT CAN WE ACTUALLY ELECT A POWERFUL BLACK WOMAN AND MAYBE ACTUALLY GET RID OF ALL THESE OLD WHITE SCHMECKLES AND DO ANYTHING FOR A TINY GRAIN OF SAND OF CHANGE?...
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Zoe's Guide to Burning Man Part 2
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HELLO BEAUTIFUL BURNERS - It's me! I made a song using my writing from my burning man guide and help from Hal Lovemelt. FULL GUIDE AVAILABLE HERE IF YOU LIKE THIS PLEASE SUPPORT MY PATREON
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ARE YOU THERE GOD? ITS ME! (TZIPORAH) PART 1
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Greetings from the woods! I am hiding out once again in the safety of the trees - away from the voices that distract me from working on MY version of the truth through storytelling. Again - Im trying to learn how to use my voice for good - In a more serious way - and while this episode has a large pause at end I coudn't fix cuz brain isn't working - and it isn't "done" yet, but i've been working on it for so long I just had to just stop and just get it out before I got scrared again that I would get hate messages etc blah forever - I stand in my truth - I am still learning - every day what the...
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ZOE NIGHTINGALES GUIDE TO BURNING MAN - THE MUSICAL
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HELLO BEAUTIFUL BURNERS - It's me! PARTY BOOB - and AI is amazing and look what HAL LOVEMENT MADE FOR ME out of my writing ! BEST SHIT EVER!!! FULL GUIDE AVAILABLE HERE IF YOU LIKE THIS PLEASE SUPPORT MY PATREON - EVERY DOLLAR HELPS ME GET TO THE PLAYA THIS YEAR - GOTTA CLAP FOR TICKERBELL TO LIVE - CUZ THIS OLD BURNER IS ENERGY AND WELL LETS SEE IF PLAYA CAN PROVIDE LOVE BOOBY TRAP AKA ZOE SUPERSTAR NIGHTINGALE WISEMAN https://www.patreon.com/oralfixation
info_outlineThere I was, snug as a bug in a rug in my bed at 3 am last Saturday night, when my temporary Roomate and bff waltzes in with a gorgeous giant security looking mother fucker, and I immediately assumed he was there for some kind of nefarious sex adventure probably to be performed in my guest room. Nothing new. BUT IT TURNS OUT - he was STRAIGHT - and cuban - and had literally just gotten out of the Paramus NJ psyche ward. So naturally I whipped out my recorder and sat with him to learn about his life and last week and may I say, I have a new fear, of being involuntary committed to an institution. SO FUCKING SCARY. Stay safe out there kids...IT"S SPOOKY TIME.
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