Now Entering Clatfartburg: A Comedy Worldbuilding Podcast
Enter the town of Clatfartburg: The Most Place on Earth! Every other week hosts Felicia and Elaine work together to craft a new corner of Clatfartburg, under the all-seeing fish-eye of Crispy the Talking Bass.
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30 - Scott's No-Good, Very Bad Cryptid
06/11/2025
30 - Scott's No-Good, Very Bad Cryptid
Two cryptozoologists duke it out to see which of their cryptids will be the reigning champ of Clatfartburg (though admittedly, it's a one-sided feud). Recent bonus episode: Recent commentary track: To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:27 Vibe of Clatfartburg's Cryptid/The Cryptologists 16:18 The Cryptids 22:11 Scott's Cryptid 28:22 Ruth's Cryptid 33:43 Scott's plot 48:43 Epilogue 52:37 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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29 - Gator Swamp Mansion (A Coffee Shop)
05/28/2025
29 - Gator Swamp Mansion (A Coffee Shop)
We finally let ourselves loose on creating a themed local which resulted in this episode title. Don't question it, it will make sense! (Kind of) To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 06:49 A Southern Gothic Coffee Shop 21:34 A Family Connection 30:02 Dogs in a Gator Costume 33:11 The House in the Coffee Shop 37:46 The Menu 40:57 Establishing More Details 49:23 Landing on a Name 51:19 The Owner 55:52 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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28 - Crispy Fest Carnival '25
05/14/2025
28 - Crispy Fest Carnival '25
Welcome back to Crispy Fest! This year's theme is Carnival so prepare yourself for fried food, strange performances, and lots of romance. We visit some of your favorite folks such as Kermit Hastings, the Gay Hardy Boys, Barnacle Crispin, and more! You may have noticed we released TWO episodes this week! In our other ep, we run through everything that has happened in the last year of Clatfartburg, broken down by episode. If you need a refresher or are new and feel intimidated by starting from the beginning, go check that episode out! To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 1:35 Happy one year anniversay to Now Entering Clatfartburg! 3:34 This year's Crispy Fest theme and set up 14:59 Sharing your favorite characters/plot lines 23:13 Kermit Hastings arrives with a hotel guest in tow 26:05 Barnacle and Bertha's show 27:40 Cole & Dale 32:15 Trout Scouts 34:41 Crispy logo controversy 37:28 Nancy, the Blacksmith, and Legendary Flippini 42:44 Cole & Dale's date 44:45 A mysterious delivery 51:36 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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A Recap of Year One
05/14/2025
A Recap of Year One
In an attempt to make this podcast not completely hostile to new listeners, we sat down and recorded a rapid fire recap of the first year of this podcast. Use this to catch back up, or as a place to start! To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, .
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27 - The Blacksmith's Forge
04/30/2025
27 - The Blacksmith's Forge
To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 03:55 Intro 12:33 A Character Study of the Blacksmith 22:03 The Blacksmith’s Apprentice 24:49 Artists Residency 34:05 The Fire 36:54 The Melancholy Hills 40:57 The Gate 44:35 The Blacksmith’s Name 47:38 Anatomical Pizza 50:55 A Proposal 55:15 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC Nostalgic Old Piano Song:
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26 - CFB News
04/16/2025
26 - CFB News
This is CFB Nnnnnnews! Learn more about the staff at our favorite news station as they prepare for their 50th anniversary special. The celebration dinner provides even more breaking news: drama, romance, and drunkeness abound! To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News: Lawn Awards + Prison Release 2:19 CFB's background and reminders on Eileen and Genevieve's lives 8:10 The Staff Meeting - Weather Man 19:21 Eric the Camera Man 27:40 The Director 35:42 Planning the 50th Anniversary of CFB News in a very concise manner 43:01 The 50th Anniversary Dinner - Drama! 57:00 Outro Music Credit Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC Music by <a href="">ROCKYMETAL</a> from <a href="">Pixabay</a>
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25 - The Beautification Association Lawn Awards: Edgars Family Values
04/02/2025
25 - The Beautification Association Lawn Awards: Edgars Family Values
It's the neighborhood smack-down of the century! The local homeowners are competing in a best lawn competition, which is honestly more of a venue for a dysfunctional family to publicly compete with one another. But also there is a lawn that is beach. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:40 Intro 06:53 Some Contenders 15:54 A Mr. Edgars Deep Dive 33:41 The Winner 35:06 The Rejects 37:50 Mrs. Edgars 39:38 Butch Lesbian Bird Village 41:51 Sand Lawn 44:25 The SCANDAL 49:29 Edgar Edgars Jr. 51:21 Attempting to Recap 57:39 Outro Music: Carefree Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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24 - The Archeological Dig
03/19/2025
24 - The Archeological Dig
What secrets lie beneath the surface of Clatfartburg? Explore the archeological finds that reveal new layers to our beloved town. Beware: what you find may disturb you! To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 1:42 Intro 3:38 The Dig 6:52 Motors and Mallards 14:12 River Murphy’s can of hairspray from 1981 20:00 72 Pressed Pennies 25:59 Roach Wind Clacker 32:23 Greenith Bean 42:24 The Serpent Rings of Captain Malbrook 55:00 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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23 - How Kermit Hastings Found His Shimmer
03/05/2025
23 - How Kermit Hastings Found His Shimmer
Ding ding ding! We're checking in to this episode about one of Clatfartburgs hotels! Oh... you're asking about the title. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! The episode is about a hotel <3. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:43 Intro 05:44 Establishing the Hotel 17:47 The General Manger 32:34 The Converging Events 49:16 How Kermit Hasting Found His Shimmer 55:20 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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22 - The Dog Park
02/19/2025
22 - The Dog Park
Grab your tennis balls and your nearest pup, we're going to the Clatfartburg Dog Park! Like any good Clatfartburg establishment, this dog park has themes, a surprise celebrity guest appearance, and a cage for humans. Enjoy! To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC Cows and Bells Sound Effect by from Running Sound Effect by from
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21 - The Boot Warehouse
02/05/2025
21 - The Boot Warehouse
YEEE HAWWWWW! Come on down to the Boot Warehouse! Located off of the interstate, this warehouse of footwear will get you to think outside the boot. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:55 Intro 08:07 Our Ill-Advised First Idea 12:37 Madame Clementine Du Bois is Born 15:59 The Wonders of the Boot Warehouse 18:52 A Shocking Connection is Made 25:31 A Conspiracy Revealed 30:49 Sales 39:24 Build-a-Boot 49:47 The Scent Section 54:14 The Crispy Situation 55:42 Outro
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20 - FXV/CFB Airport
01/22/2025
20 - FXV/CFB Airport
What happens when two rival towns are forced to share an airport? Turbulence! Buckle up as we create the perfect airport that is most certainly palatable to those who are not from Clatfartburg. Come learn about Faxville’s origin story, their famous designer handbag line, and their battle to regain any control of the design of this airport from Clatfartburg’s eccentric hands. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 1:51 Intro 3:14 Origin and blueprint of the airport 13:55 Baggage Return 19:51 Security 23:07 Gift shop & fancy shops 31:10 The Lounge 37:17 Features and showcases 44:55 The Decrepit Terminal 49:53 Boarding / Parking / Play Area, Etc. 58:30 Listener headcanon: Clatfartburg’s Queer Community Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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19 - Mistybrook Cove Kingdom Retirement Community
01/08/2025
19 - Mistybrook Cove Kingdom Retirement Community
Do you know what retirement needs? MORE QUESTS. MORE QUESTS TO RECOVER THE AMULET OF THE SCREECHING DRAGON. In this episode we create the ideal retirement community, complete with a pirate themed physical therapy office. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:03 The Retirement Community 48:10 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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18 - Crispmas
12/25/2024
18 - Crispmas
MERRY CRISPMAS! Celebrate the holidays with Clatfartburg and their favorite talking bass! Explore the lore of Crispy Clause and how he's brought Crispmas magic to all your favorite people and places in Clatfartburg. Recent bonus content: We use a deeply flawed mystery plot generator to gain some inspiration for the first Gay Hardy Boys mystery. Intrigue vis-a-vis fruit-themed mirrors abound! Also we meet some more shady figures at the Le Marque Rogue Cabaret. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News: A New Documentary and a Frog Ferry Fiasco 2:28 What is Crispmas? 8:35 The Clatfartburg Mall and Crispy Clause 14:51 New Smythe's Crispmas Experience 20:48 A Hunch for Lunch and Crispmas Shrimp 26:09 Trout Scouts' Questionable Gift Wrapping Station 31:49 Le Marque Rouge Berets and Cabaret 36:52 Nancy Pankin and the Black Smith 41:43 The Public Library and Controversial Mrs. Crispy Clause 45:24 The Museum and Blanche Otters 47:23 The Treelighting Ceremony 59:11 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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17 - Clatfartburg's Public Transportation
12/11/2024
17 - Clatfartburg's Public Transportation
All aboard!! In this episode we establish the public transporation system of Clatfartburg. Take a scenic ride on the Hop-On-Hop-Off Frog Ferry or take a rest on the crab bench seats of the underwater themed bus. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 04:36 Laying the Groundwork 09:50 The Bus System 27:40 The Ferry 36:28 Trolleys 41:58 The Transportation Center 57:43 Outros Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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16 - The Thing in The Woods
11/27/2024
16 - The Thing in The Woods
We shall finally speak about The Thing in The Woods We Do Not Speak Of! Journey into the unknown and unveil a secret that’s been kept for over half a century. Survey the scene, act fast, and don't get played by whatever exists out there among the trees... To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps 00:00 CFB News 2:30 Intro 5:32 Into the Woods 16:35 Finding the Thing in The Woods 22:00 Engaging with the Thing in The Woods 30:00 Reveal and rundown 41:45 The Fallout 57:38 Outro Music Credit Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC Dramatic Swarm - Doug Maxwell
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15 - The Crispy Leaf Harvest Fest
11/13/2024
15 - The Crispy Leaf Harvest Fest
Put on your scarves and sweaters because its autumn! And what better way is there to celebrate the season than to go to a farmhouse chic festival hosted by the New Smythe Distillery with an inexplicable fairy theme! Be sure to say "Hello!" to the Jim Parson's animatronic as you visit! To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:14 Introducing the Harvest Fest 11:56 An Additional Theme 18:07 Nailing Down the Cornucopia Fruit Situation 25:01 Other Key Features 32:41 On the Influencers 43:20 Jim Parsons Returns 46:15 Barnacle Crispin Makes His Return 55:20 To Recap 57:58 Listener Headcanons 01:01:46 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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14 - The Mayoral Election '24 (You get to vote!)
10/30/2024
14 - The Mayoral Election '24 (You get to vote!)
The 2024 election is upon us and it is time to vote for your new Mayor of Clatfartburg! Your vote will have effects on the Clatfartburg storyline. The two candidates have discussed their platforms, policies, and plans for "The Most Place on Earth" in this episode. Please vote responsibly as the world's fate is in your hands! Or something like that. Vote here by Sunday, Nov 3rd, 6:00 p.m. Eastern Time: And hey, while you're in a voting mood and if you're from the USA, how about you go vote IRL! Checkout to review candidates on your ballat, policies, etc. along with checking your registration, where you go to vote, etc. Sorry to our five European listeners if you feel left out of the US democracy palooza. Hopefully, casting your impactful vote on the mayor of Clatfartburg will suffice. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News: Break In at Local Community Pool 2:10 What we're doing here today 6:30 Your first candidate for consideration, Rebecca Martin aka "Mrs. Parsnip" 11:46 Your second candidate, Victoria "Tori" Cobbleton 16:37 Mrs. Parsnip's platforms + policies 22:53 Cobbleton's platforms + policies 38:33 The Debate 49:37 Vote for your Mayor! 51:57 Listener head-canon Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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13 - Barnacle Crispin's Ghost Tour
10/16/2024
13 - Barnacle Crispin's Ghost Tour
To celebrate spooky season, we decided it was time to go on the spookiest tour in all of Clatfartburg! Have you heard the tale of the haunted fountain? What about the evil gate? Learn all these, and more, on Barnacle Crispin's Sea Faring Ghost Tour! To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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12 - The Public Library
10/02/2024
12 - The Public Library
Come check out the Clatfartburg Public Library! Enjoy a unique summer reading program involving a mystical quest, special celebrity guests, and amazing prizes! In need of an anamotronic? The library's got you covered! Be sure to grab your collectible library card and get to reading. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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11 - New Smythe Distillery, Tavern, Taphouse, Christmas Tree Farm, and Absinthe, and Lavender Farm
09/18/2024
11 - New Smythe Distillery, Tavern, Taphouse, Christmas Tree Farm, and Absinthe, and Lavender Farm
Bottoms up, folks! It's time to visit the establishment with the longest name and the sparklingiest absinthe. In this episode we discuss Clatfartburg's distillery with a distinct silicon valley meets REI vibe. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 03:16 The Distillery 58:06 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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10 - The UFO Club
09/04/2024
10 - The UFO Club
Do you feel alienated when you dress as an alien? Do you enjoy frisbee sports? Are you trying to make it into Improv Level II? Then UFO Club is here for you! Bring your favorite dish to potluck (NO dessert!!) and embrace your fellow alien lovers. Meetings are every day. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC “Tamalpais” by National Sweetheart (YouTube Audio Library) “Back to the 80s” by Dyalla (YouTube Audio Library)
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9 - The Clatfartburg Botanical Garden
08/21/2024
9 - The Clatfartburg Botanical Garden
Join us on a visit to Clatfartburg's most mediocre, car dearlership controlled botanical garden! To make the most of your visit, avoid the edges of the park. Stuff gets weird there! We also spend a large portion of this episode discussing a dog whose sole purpose is to pee on a plant, just to give you a heads up for whats in store. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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8 - The Clatfartburg Shopping Mall
08/07/2024
8 - The Clatfartburg Shopping Mall
Go back in time to as we craft the golden age of the Clatfartburg Shopping Mall! Windowshop the vendors who most certainly went out of business before the new milennia. If you get hungry, no worries - the mall has an excent (and speedy!) food court forray for the picking. And make sure you have those traveler's checks at the ready for this week's entertainment by the elevator! To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 1:48 The Mall! 9:30 Leon Neon 15:40 The Glockenspiel 19:02 The Cave of Caps 23:43 Cal’s Cobbler Stand for Dessert and Dress Shoes 25:39 Carrie’s Custom License Plate and Notary 30:48 Knife Spoon Nail 35:20: Hibbachi-o 41:55 Skylar Cloud and The Rainbows 50:30 What state the mall is in today 55:00 Listener head canon - Bass Pro Shop Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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7 - Clatfartburg Community College
07/24/2024
7 - Clatfartburg Community College
Get your thinking caps on and get down to the campus bookstore because its time to enroll in Clatfartburg Community College! Will you take a course on Slipperology? Join the Historical Food Preservation Society? Follow in the footsteps of Sue-Anne Interflueve and become a renowned jingle-maker? These topics, and more, on today's episode. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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6 - The S.S. Clatfartbarge River Tour
07/10/2024
6 - The S.S. Clatfartbarge River Tour
Beat the summer heat and embark on an exhilarating river tour aboard the S.S. Clatfartbarge! This unique river tour through Clatfartburg offers a glimpse of the town’s historic landmarks and captivating local legends. Enjoy the rush as you zoom past these sites while your lively captain shares tales of days gone by (as well as too-personal anechdotes!). Don't miss the chance to savor a refreshing root beer float and have cash ready to buy the best banjo album ever recorded. See you at the dock! To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 5:52 The Basics: Geographics of the river, the boat, the customers 10:55 The Captain 21:22 We begin the tour at Winnifred Blanche’s house! 25:13 Ruined Ampitheater 27:27 Evil Horse 33:55 The Great Ole Stick 34:35 Crispy Statue 38:01 Sampling the famous Clatfartburg Chowder 42:14 Clatfartburg Downtown + anechdotes 50:13 Herbert busts out the banjo 52:03 The end of the tour 58:37 Outro + Listener Head canon! Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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5 - The Charity Hockey Match
06/26/2024
5 - The Charity Hockey Match
GET READY FOR THE GAME OF A CENTURY! TWO RIVALS FACE OF IN A MATCH WITH SO MANY RULES! PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE MAJESTY OF THE PROSPECTOR AND THE MASTERFUL SPINS AND LIFTS OF THE PLAYERS! It's charity hockey match time! To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 News Broadcast 02:46 Intro 06:28 Clatfartburg’s Hockey Team 10:30 Faxville’s Hockey Team 13:56 THE MANY RULES OF THE GAME 34:48 The CFB News Commentary 36:38 The Charity 40:21 THE GAME BEGINS 57:44 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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4 - The Trout Scouts
06/12/2024
4 - The Trout Scouts
Need something snazzy to add to your college application? Why not join the Trout Scouts of Clatfartburg! Who needs to be an Eagle Scout when you can earn the even BETTER rank of Silver Salamander? You can also earn unique badges you won’t find in any other scouting organizations (yes, you can build your own dam with Trout Scouts!). Don’t forget to abide by the Trout Scout Law (we certainly didn’t forget multiple times)! To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Time Stamps 00:00 Music Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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3 - Crafting Clatfartburg's Ultimate Theme Restuarant
05/29/2024
3 - Crafting Clatfartburg's Ultimate Theme Restuarant
There are many great places on this earth, but few are as great as the theme restuarant. Where else can one dine among questionable animatronics, read overly long menus struggling to justify their own existence and piss in the confines of a themed bathroom stall. Today, we bring the magic of the themed dining experience to Clatfartburg. Or do we? It's a mystery!! Check out Operation Olive Branch's GoFundMe directory for direct aid to Palestinians: To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 The Newscast 03:35 Episode Intro 08:15 Deciding on the Theme 13:34 The Menu 15:58 Exploring the Theming 20:28 The Bathroom 25:21 The Staff 34:20 The Food 44:15 Desperately Trying to Name this Restaurant 49:50 The Gift Shop 53:49 Closing the Case 54:48 Outro Music Used: News Theme" Kevin MacLeod () Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License "On My Way" Kevin MacLeod () Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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2 - The Public Museum of Clatfartburg
05/15/2024
2 - The Public Museum of Clatfartburg
Get ready for a field trip that is sure to provide you with enough education to win 3rd place on trivia night! Clatfartburg’s Public Museum hosts a myriad of artificats and exhibits covering history, art, and science. Despite the founders’ ongoing feud, the museum has united the community by sharing Clatfartburg’s precious history and discoveries, such as the Beef War of 1805, The Great Stick, and a (in)famous recipe. Some facts will even lead you to ongoing mysteries that remain unsolved to this day. For now . . . And don't forget to swing by the giftshop for your very own Blanche Otter! To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to [email protected] Check out our previous podcast, . Time Stamps 2:25 Welcome to the Public Museum of Clatfartburg! 3:45 The blueprint of the museum 10:45 The Original recipe for Clatfartburg Chowder 13:45 A (Small) Piece of History 14:57 The Clatfartburg Army Uniform: Man vs Cow 22:14 The Old Fountain from The Great Old Stick 27:32 Dela Noir’s paintings and mysterious disappearance 32:32 Bartholomew Arkansas’s Bust 35:47 The Blanche Otters 41:50 The Children’s Exhibits!: Model Scale of Clatfartburg 44:48 The Postal Service Experience 49:16 In conclusion 51:00 Outro Newscaster Music Credit: News Theme 1 by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. Artist:
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