Now Entering Clatfartburg: A Comedy Worldbuilding Podcast
Enter the town of Clatfartburg: The Most Place on Earth! Every other week hosts Felicia and Elaine work together to craft a new corner of Clatfartburg, under the all-seeing fish-eye of Crispy the Talking Bass.
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46 - The Tourism Board Marketing Team
01/21/2026
46 - The Tourism Board Marketing Team
Meet the folks who make other folks want to visit Clatfartburg! We uncover possibly our worst character name to date, the dangers of Tumbler in a gossip's hand, and the statiscal importance of asking a room of 50 people anything and being completely shocked by the response. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News: Fief 1:54 Host vibe check 4:08 What does the Tourism Board marketing team do? 15:00 The team members 33:08 A campaign gone wrong 51:06 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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45 - The Day Burger King Came to Clatfartburg
01/07/2026
45 - The Day Burger King Came to Clatfartburg
IT IS TIME FOR THOU TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF BURGERS! In this episode we explore the ill-fated Burger King franchise that opened in Clatfartburg in the late 90s. Oh? What was that? You think we'll lose the plot? You would be correct. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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44 - The Frozen Water Competition
12/24/2025
44 - The Frozen Water Competition
Merry Crispmas, citizens! Today, we attend the town's annual ice sculpting event - excuse us, frozen water event - introducing new characters, dramatic plot twists, and our favorite, VIOLENCE. Shout out to Josh Groban's song Believe. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 1:35 Intro 4:00 Binky song flashback 4:47 The set up 9:30 The ice scupltor with a mysterious past 12:44 The Frozen Water Competition 15:49 The pre-planned items for the event 17:14 Too Hot Chocolate 18:56 Florence Outwit 25:29 The competition begins 32:39 A plot twist! 34:23 A meltdown 51:18 Wrap up 54:20 YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEEEEEED IF YOU JUST BELIEEEEEVE Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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43 - Kimberly Tuppence, Clatfartburg's Twelve Year Old Tax Collector
12/10/2025
43 - Kimberly Tuppence, Clatfartburg's Twelve Year Old Tax Collector
Election season has passed and now it's time to see who's in office. This episode is the inauguration for Kimberly Tuppence, the city's first juvenile tax collector. Kimberly Says Yes to this episode! To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 01:42 Intro and Naming Kimberly 07:56 How Kimberly Won and Who She Is 21:43 The SCANDAL 37:04 Polly Darton 44:50 A Wholesome Conclusion 51:26 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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42 - The Animatronic Maker
11/26/2025
42 - The Animatronic Maker
Who makes all the animatronics in Clatfartburg? How did they start out? Why is their workshop in a cave? A whimsical look at the inventor who played a heavy part in the foundation of the town, one goofy robot at a time. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:07 Intro 5:50 The inventor's origins 12:25 Cave workshop and first notable animatronic 22:05 Clatfarburg Community College and our inventor's name 27:46 Inventor's special century-long project 29:29 Family history 33:10 His love life 39:33 The inventor's "adversary" 57:23 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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41 - The Gary Pinto Awards
11/12/2025
41 - The Gary Pinto Awards
It's time to tune in to Clatfartburg's biggest awards show at a park ampitheater, the Gary Pinto Awards! Who made the best ice cream innovation? Who had the best personal comeback? Who is the quietest child? And who is the best Pinto? To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:15 Intro 07:47 Gary Pinto 10:54 Pinto Awards 59:10 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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40 - High-Octane Spa (Now with Catz!)
10/29/2025
40 - High-Octane Spa (Now with Catz!)
Aaaahhhh or AHHHH!!!! ? The High Octane Spa (now with Catz!) has it all. Literally. Enjoy as we lose our minds trying to create this spa when we have never been to one. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:26 Intro 4:25 Energy check-in 7:06 The vibes/theme 20:50 The Flatulence Chamber 22:40 The Lazy Freedom of River 26:54 Spa Services 28:13 Cats? 29:55 Whales 35:52 The Pacing Room 43:35 The spa's name 55:50 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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39 - The Rumblesby Historic Barn
10/15/2025
39 - The Rumblesby Historic Barn
ooOOOoOOOO!!!! Spooky scary haunts are abound in this.... historical site designated barn??? This episode is haunted because it tooooOOOk twoOOOOOoo tries to record!!! To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:25 Intro 04:27 Highlights from our failed recording attempt 06:42 Popcorn Ghost 09:56 Tunnel 15:06 The Barn 19:08 Poppins Rumblesby 50:31 The Future of the Barn 55:53 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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38 - Miniature Golf Pt 2: A Second Course
10/01/2025
38 - Miniature Golf Pt 2: A Second Course
We couldn't resist returning to mini golf to explore Course B, the semi-punishing side of the town's mini golf course. Exposure therapy and forced education can be found in the next 12 holes, but don't worry, you'll probably come out a better person than when you started (??). To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:35 Intro 5:10 Who is the mini golf barker/owner? 12:20 Solely to memorialize "weellll" 13:15 Course B's overall theme and vibe 15:00 GMDR 16:49 Tee Ball 19:53 Home is Where the Mortgage Is 21:35 Creepy Crawlies 25:11 19th Birthday Family Party Simulator 26:22 Ken Burns Core(s) 27:58 Art Golfunkels Breakaway and Course B's specific barker 29:58 Ball Inspection 32:26 B Course Meal 35:58 Fire Safety 38:41 Orange You Glad You Got to Course B? 39:49 Job Hunting 41:41 Percy Fairway's Golf Symposium 43:38 Percy Fariway's background 49:28 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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37 - Miniature Golf
09/17/2025
37 - Miniature Golf
FORE!!!! Coming your way is an episode on Clatfartburg's miniature golf course, which we planned to explore in its entirety. However, this episode quickly evolves into us just pitching holes back and forth for an hour. Perhaps there's a par of two episodes for this mini golf course đź‘€. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 01:58 Intro 03:15 Our Mini Golf Experiences 07:49 The Basics of the Course 14:50 Hole Seven 15:54 The Riddle and Course B 18:39 Hole Eleven 21:30 Hole Three 23:28 Hole Two 25:20 Hole Sixteen 26:51 Hole Five 28:48 Hole Twelve 31:00 Hole Nine 32:58 Hole Six 36:01 Hole Fifteen 40:13 Hole Eighteen 43:58 Hole Ten 45:57 Hole Thirteen 48:15 Hole Four 51:05 Hole One 53:04 Hole Eight 54:26 Hole Fourteen 57:06 Hole Seventeen 58:58 Recapping the Holes Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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36 - The DMV 2000/3000
09/03/2025
36 - The DMV 2000/3000
In the future, boring DMVs are in the past! Explore a DMV unlike any other, themed around the future imagined by the owner in 1982. DJs, high-tech security that involves blindfolds and black lights, and an incredibly long driver's test obstacle course are just some highlights of this state-regulated government building. Recent bonus episode: Recent commentary track: To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:03 Intro 5:24 Our understanding of DMVs 8:44 Setting the scene 16:22 DMV 2000/3000 18:03 Employees and stations 30:58 The driving test and... the Cold War? 46:56 "In the future..." 53:08 Conclusion + outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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35 - The Movie Theater (and De La Noire's Return)
08/20/2025
35 - The Movie Theater (and De La Noire's Return)
Put on your sleuthing hats because today we are NOT ONLY breaking the case on what Clatfartburg's movie theater is, but we are also returning to the hazy plot we've had going on for this podcasts entire run. That's right, De La Noire is back! Only in theaters! To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB news 02:28 Episode Intro 06:27 The Movie Theater 01:01:13 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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34 - The Museum of Rolling Objects (Bowling Alley)
08/06/2025
34 - The Museum of Rolling Objects (Bowling Alley)
A crusty old bowling alley is renovated into a fancy establishment and renamed the Museum of Rolling Objects, now requiring a dress code and removing bowling balls as an option, along with some other peculiar rules. But the local rec bowling team the Mixed Nuts won't stand for this and will do whatever it takes to bring back their bowling haven. Recent bonus episode: Recent commentary track: To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:30 Intro and our personal bowling experiences/trauma 9:58 Vibes of the bowling alley 16:40 The renovation 21:35 The rec bowling team 25:51 The Museum of Rolling Objects 35:56 The coup 46:08 The owner 48:54 A new bowling alley is born 56:37 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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33 - The Faxville Fish Fair
07/23/2025
33 - The Faxville Fish Fair
Faxville is hosting a boring fish fair, but something is churning in the waters: Mr. Edgars is up to something fishy, black mail is afoot, and citizens of Clatfartburg plot ways to protest the exploitation of these beautiful creatures in the name of Crispy. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 1:32 Intro 5:18 The fair's audience and vibes 16:04 Mr. Edgars is up to no good 21:06 Eileen Worst and Dr. Bassoon 32:27 Protesters 55:39 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC Mr. Edgars Music by
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32 - Gym's BarBellQue: There's Nothing Normal Here!
07/09/2025
32 - Gym's BarBellQue: There's Nothing Normal Here!
C'mon down to Clatfartburg's local gym! Enjoy the very unique class offerings, totally normal swimming pool, a sane amount of cheeseburgers, and more! Recent bonus episode: Recent commentary track: To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 3:30 Intro 5:43 Basic setup of the gym 7:45 The Track 16:00 Animatronic skeletons 20:11 Swimming pool 31:35 Locker room/sauna 38:52 New exercise machine 48:57 Naming the gym 56:30 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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31 - The Zoo
06/25/2025
31 - The Zoo
At Elaine's request, today we are exploring the Clatfartburg Zoo! Except it isn't really just about the zoo... it's about a lemur heist!! To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:16 The Episode 16:51 Becky and Harper Enter Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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30 - Scott's No-Good, Very Bad Cryptid
06/11/2025
30 - Scott's No-Good, Very Bad Cryptid
Two cryptozoologists duke it out to see which of their cryptids will be the reigning champ of Clatfartburg (though admittedly, it's a one-sided feud). Recent bonus episode: Recent commentary track: To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 2:27 Vibe of Clatfartburg's Cryptid/The Cryptologists 16:18 The Cryptids 22:11 Scott's Cryptid 28:22 Ruth's Cryptid 33:43 Scott's plot 48:43 Epilogue 52:37 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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29 - Gator Swamp Mansion (A Coffee Shop)
05/28/2025
29 - Gator Swamp Mansion (A Coffee Shop)
We finally let ourselves loose on creating a themed local which resulted in this episode title. Don't question it, it will make sense! (Kind of) To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 06:49 A Southern Gothic Coffee Shop 21:34 A Family Connection 30:02 Dogs in a Gator Costume 33:11 The House in the Coffee Shop 37:46 The Menu 40:57 Establishing More Details 49:23 Landing on a Name 51:19 The Owner 55:52 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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28 - Crispy Fest Carnival '25
05/14/2025
28 - Crispy Fest Carnival '25
Welcome back to Crispy Fest! This year's theme is Carnival so prepare yourself for fried food, strange performances, and lots of romance. We visit some of your favorite folks such as Kermit Hastings, the Gay Hardy Boys, Barnacle Crispin, and more! You may have noticed we released TWO episodes this week! In our other ep, we run through everything that has happened in the last year of Clatfartburg, broken down by episode. If you need a refresher or are new and feel intimidated by starting from the beginning, go check that episode out! To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 1:35 Happy one year anniversay to Now Entering Clatfartburg! 3:34 This year's Crispy Fest theme and set up 14:59 Sharing your favorite characters/plot lines 23:13 Kermit Hastings arrives with a hotel guest in tow 26:05 Barnacle and Bertha's show 27:40 Cole & Dale 32:15 Trout Scouts 34:41 Crispy logo controversy 37:28 Nancy, the Blacksmith, and Legendary Flippini 42:44 Cole & Dale's date 44:45 A mysterious delivery 51:36 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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A Recap of Year One
05/14/2025
A Recap of Year One
In an attempt to make this podcast not completely hostile to new listeners, we sat down and recorded a rapid fire recap of the first year of this podcast. Use this to catch back up, or as a place to start! To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, .
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27 - The Blacksmith's Forge
04/30/2025
27 - The Blacksmith's Forge
To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 03:55 Intro 12:33 A Character Study of the Blacksmith 22:03 The Blacksmith’s Apprentice 24:49 Artists Residency 34:05 The Fire 36:54 The Melancholy Hills 40:57 The Gate 44:35 The Blacksmith’s Name 47:38 Anatomical Pizza 50:55 A Proposal 55:15 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC Nostalgic Old Piano Song:
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26 - CFB News
04/16/2025
26 - CFB News
This is CFB Nnnnnnews! Learn more about the staff at our favorite news station as they prepare for their 50th anniversary special. The celebration dinner provides even more breaking news: drama, romance, and drunkeness abound! To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News: Lawn Awards + Prison Release 2:19 CFB's background and reminders on Eileen and Genevieve's lives 8:10 The Staff Meeting - Weather Man 19:21 Eric the Camera Man 27:40 The Director 35:42 Planning the 50th Anniversary of CFB News in a very concise manner 43:01 The 50th Anniversary Dinner - Drama! 57:00 Outro Music Credit Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC Music by <a href="">ROCKYMETAL</a> from <a href="">Pixabay</a>
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25 - The Beautification Association Lawn Awards: Edgars Family Values
04/02/2025
25 - The Beautification Association Lawn Awards: Edgars Family Values
It's the neighborhood smack-down of the century! The local homeowners are competing in a best lawn competition, which is honestly more of a venue for a dysfunctional family to publicly compete with one another. But also there is a lawn that is beach. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:40 Intro 06:53 Some Contenders 15:54 A Mr. Edgars Deep Dive 33:41 The Winner 35:06 The Rejects 37:50 Mrs. Edgars 39:38 Butch Lesbian Bird Village 41:51 Sand Lawn 44:25 The SCANDAL 49:29 Edgar Edgars Jr. 51:21 Attempting to Recap 57:39 Outro Music: Carefree Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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24 - The Archeological Dig
03/19/2025
24 - The Archeological Dig
What secrets lie beneath the surface of Clatfartburg? Explore the archeological finds that reveal new layers to our beloved town. Beware: what you find may disturb you! To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 1:42 Intro 3:38 The Dig 6:52 Motors and Mallards 14:12 River Murphy’s can of hairspray from 1981 20:00 72 Pressed Pennies 25:59 Roach Wind Clacker 32:23 Greenith Bean 42:24 The Serpent Rings of Captain Malbrook 55:00 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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23 - How Kermit Hastings Found His Shimmer
03/05/2025
23 - How Kermit Hastings Found His Shimmer
Ding ding ding! We're checking in to this episode about one of Clatfartburgs hotels! Oh... you're asking about the title. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! The episode is about a hotel <3. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:43 Intro 05:44 Establishing the Hotel 17:47 The General Manger 32:34 The Converging Events 49:16 How Kermit Hasting Found His Shimmer 55:20 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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22 - The Dog Park
02/19/2025
22 - The Dog Park
Grab your tennis balls and your nearest pup, we're going to the Clatfartburg Dog Park! Like any good Clatfartburg establishment, this dog park has themes, a surprise celebrity guest appearance, and a cage for humans. Enjoy! To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC Cows and Bells Sound Effect by from Running Sound Effect by from
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21 - The Boot Warehouse
02/05/2025
21 - The Boot Warehouse
YEEE HAWWWWW! Come on down to the Boot Warehouse! Located off of the interstate, this warehouse of footwear will get you to think outside the boot. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:55 Intro 08:07 Our Ill-Advised First Idea 12:37 Madame Clementine Du Bois is Born 15:59 The Wonders of the Boot Warehouse 18:52 A Shocking Connection is Made 25:31 A Conspiracy Revealed 30:49 Sales 39:24 Build-a-Boot 49:47 The Scent Section 54:14 The Crispy Situation 55:42 Outro
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20 - FXV/CFB Airport
01/22/2025
20 - FXV/CFB Airport
What happens when two rival towns are forced to share an airport? Turbulence! Buckle up as we create the perfect airport that is most certainly palatable to those who are not from Clatfartburg. Come learn about Faxville’s origin story, their famous designer handbag line, and their battle to regain any control of the design of this airport from Clatfartburg’s eccentric hands. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 1:51 Intro 3:14 Origin and blueprint of the airport 13:55 Baggage Return 19:51 Security 23:07 Gift shop & fancy shops 31:10 The Lounge 37:17 Features and showcases 44:55 The Decrepit Terminal 49:53 Boarding / Parking / Play Area, Etc. 58:30 Listener headcanon: Clatfartburg’s Queer Community Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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19 - Mistybrook Cove Kingdom Retirement Community
01/08/2025
19 - Mistybrook Cove Kingdom Retirement Community
Do you know what retirement needs? MORE QUESTS. MORE QUESTS TO RECOVER THE AMULET OF THE SCREECHING DRAGON. In this episode we create the ideal retirement community, complete with a pirate themed physical therapy office. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 02:03 The Retirement Community 48:10 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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18 - Crispmas
12/25/2024
18 - Crispmas
MERRY CRISPMAS! Celebrate the holidays with Clatfartburg and their favorite talking bass! Explore the lore of Crispy Clause and how he's brought Crispmas magic to all your favorite people and places in Clatfartburg. Recent bonus content: We use a deeply flawed mystery plot generator to gain some inspiration for the first Gay Hardy Boys mystery. Intrigue vis-a-vis fruit-themed mirrors abound! Also we meet some more shady figures at the Le Marque Rogue Cabaret. To support the podcast, head on over to ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, . Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News: A New Documentary and a Frog Ferry Fiasco 2:28 What is Crispmas? 8:35 The Clatfartburg Mall and Crispy Clause 14:51 New Smythe's Crispmas Experience 20:48 A Hunch for Lunch and Crispmas Shrimp 26:09 Trout Scouts' Questionable Gift Wrapping Station 31:49 Le Marque Rouge Berets and Cabaret 36:52 Nancy Pankin and the Black Smith 41:43 The Public Library and Controversial Mrs. Crispy Clause 45:24 The Museum and Blanche Otters 47:23 The Treelighting Ceremony 59:11 Outro Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): License code: 0EFH0ZHUAFRGSLAC
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