Cornfed Chaos

Cornfed Chaos is your go-to escape for laughter, real-life stories, and unfiltered conversations. From wild personal adventures to random, anything-goes topics, nothing is off the table. We love bringing our listeners into the chaos—sharing your stories, questions, and ideas on the show. Tune in, laugh a little, and forget reality for a while.

Ep 28 Fake crying makes you laugh- we had tears 09/16/2026

Ep 28 Fake crying makes you laugh- we had tears Hola! Welcome back to another great episode of Cornfed Chaos! We want to know the wildest places you've ever done the deeeeed. Today Ness and I come in hot and heavy with how our fake crying makes us laugh... more like laughing until we cry. And trigger warning- we then dive into my journey of eating disorders, anorexia and bulimia, along with my struggles through life threatening medical issues. It's an area that I haven't always been open about but I needed to get out and I wanted to share my jourey with ya'll. XOXO Don't forget!- We want to know the wildest places you've done the deed!! Write in to and tell us. You're stories could be featured on the podcast!! (anonymously) Thank you for joining us aaaaand... Keep rockin' it ya'll! /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/42893220

Ep 27- My dentist really numbs me 09/09/2026

Ep 27- My dentist really numbs me We're baaack! Ness is a little numb and lispy from the dentist which brought me joy while we were together for this. I went to fly-in in Hastings, NE and had the best time and was even able to fly in an open cockpit for the first time!! My new friend Bob Swint took me flying in his early 1940's Stearman that he fully restored for the time period. What an experience!! How many versions of two in the pink one in the stink have you heard? Comment below! Quicksand is a real fear here in Nebraska... we talk about a trailride we went on and Ness had her life flash before her eyes. So saddle up-p-p and come along for the ride. Aaaand don't forget to clean your earbuds. Keep rockin' it ya'll! /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/42817645

Ep 26 I Choose Death with Holly and Cayla 09/02/2026

Ep 26 I Choose Death with Holly and Cayla "If you plug your nose you wont taste it.".... Just wait 'til you hear what that answer is to. On todays episode I am back with Holly and Cayla! We decided to play a game and then changed it entirely to our own "would you rather". We learned things about each other that we never thought we would! It will make you laugh, cringe sometimes and even say WTF with some of our answers. Bon appetit! Keep rockin' it ya'll Sponsor for todays episode is Prizm Electric, LLC Show Notes 1:30 Fitness catch up time 6:30 I stomped the F**k out of this guys foot- Concert at The Bourbon 13:15 I choose tourettes and ya'll just have to deal with it 18:30 Pause- we have to have an intervention with Nicole- You need your tetanus shot 27:15 If I have a sharp knife we are eating duck for a week 30:30 Being Deaf- I would be so entertained by my own brain 34:15 How drunk would I have to be to rip my own nails off? 38:00 Well that's easy, your dads dead. 41:45 I will sit in the bathroom and tear my butthole 47:30 Butt Plug- was that to fast of an answer? 49:00 She's over there like my mother would eat her own shit. 56:15 Id have to say yes to everybody? That's a lot of people. 1:00:00 Someone else wiping my ass- sounds like a vacation 1:07:30 Bambi! When he was a full buck that was a hot deer 1:09:00 I'm choosing the barking match becuase it goes great with my tourettes. 1:12:00 Piss- I choose the piss. You can refrigerate it. 1:14:00 I need a different image in my head- please! /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/42657525

Ep 25 Pedal Pulls, Derby cars & John Deere collections with Anthony Gabriel 08/26/2026

Ep 25 Pedal Pulls, Derby cars & John Deere collections with Anthony Gabriel Today I sit down with my cousin Anthony Gabriel. We talk about his families collection of John Deere items and how it started their pedal pull business Gabriel's Pedaling Angels, which will be at the Nebraska State Fair again this year! Anthony has done many things in his life including building and competing in derby's, his hobby of building model cars and a shoutout to the Veterans Museum in Fullerton, NE that also challenged his creativity. We also find out that pedal pulls aren't just for kids! Do you know of someone you want to hear on the podcast? Email us at Episode sponsor- Prizm Electric, LLC - Nebraska Thank you for listening! Keep rockin' it ya'll Show Notes 2:20 Pedal your way to Nationals with Grabiel's Pedaling Angels- pedal pulls across Nebraska 19:30 Somebody Shotgunned a beer- pedal pulls aren't just for the kids 26:15 Jack of all trades- Anthony is heading down a different path 32:30 Bad Company derby team- "dad taught me the mechanic side" 40:00 A model hobby- building model cars, custom model trailers and a new adventure with Anthony's first model plane for the Veteran's Museum in Fullerton, NE. 48:45 Dad collects John Deere- where it all started with original pedal tractors and going to toy shows 1:06:30 He's also a vet tech?!- College in Curtis, NE 1:10:15 Look us up!- Gabriel's Pedaling Angels, NE Pedal Pullers Association & Fullerton Veterans Museum /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/42544745

Ep 24- Wired & Winging It with Holly Ritz 08/19/2026

Ep 24- Wired & Winging It with Holly Ritz I am joined today by Holly Ritz. She is a journeyman electrician and one of the owners of Nebraska's Prizm Electric, LLC. Holly and I go through her journey of becoming an electrician and the challenges that can come from women working in a male dominated career path. Today is a ride from "it's a sign" moments, to scary life changing moves and what it means and takes to "just show up" in life. Keep rockin' it ya'll Show Notes 1:30 "You will not regret hiring me"- This is a podcast on how to get into stuff 15:50 "D's make degrees girl."- It's a sign to reach for the skies and start learning something new 27:32 Sparky Time- The journey of an electrician 31:12 This was a dream... and now I'm doing it.- What's your favorite thing about flying? 38:15 "I hate to say it, but Tyler..."- Mentors and inspiring role models. 41:25 "The Look on his face I will never forget."- We talk about worst days on the job, intrusive thoughts- "can I do this?", and it doesn't matter your age you can change your career. 51:10 JUST. SHOW. UP.- Everyone goes through doubts- take it one lesson, one hour and one day at a time. 56:20 "There's a whole world out there of options."- What would you tell your 20 year old self? 1:05:25 A Union is a Union Nicole- Holly talks us through how to become an electrician. 1:15:20 Speaking of scary- "I'm going to move and I'm going to get my journeymans." 1:20:40 Life is a journey and enjoy that journey- You're never to old or young to decide what you want to do. /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/42453310

Ep 23- Backpacking Utah 2026! 08/12/2026

Ep 23- Backpacking Utah 2026! And we're back! The gals and I FINALLY take you on our backpacking trip to Jacob Hamlins Arch in Utah! We'd love to hear about your trips and funny trail stories!! Email us at I'll list a couple examples below of the songs I tortured the gals with on the drive to the trailhead: Songs- North Wind Calls by Draugr Balled A Feeling We Can't Hide by Lyra Vesperi Show Notes: 3:53 Great Scotts! He flashed his gun to the other guy! 12:30 Hole In The Wall Road- F***ing Subaru's 14:50 No Service- What kind of music do you have downloaded? 26:30 Is that lightening? Our first night in the canyon got a little dicey. 40:06 Day 2- The most glorious morning and annual titty pics. 49:51 The more we drink the louder we get- "I hope the guy down river has a good filter for his water." 53:42 Day 3- Rock climbing, Swiss Cheese Falls and Coyote Natural Bridge 1:07:17 Day 4- The hike out and we ACCIDENTALLY went through Capital Reef National Park. Hanksville, UT-best meal after days of backpacking. 1:12:34 Grand Canyon 2027!!- time to start training Keep rockin' it ya'll! /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/42373005

Dose 22- Grippy socks mean grippy box... 08/05/2026

Dose 22- Grippy socks mean grippy box... Cornfed Chaose is you go-to escape for laughter, real-life stories and unfiltered conversations. From wild personal adventures to random, anything-goes topics- nothing is off the table. we love bringing our listeners into the chaos-sharing stories, questions, and ideas on the show. Tune in, laugh a little, and forget reality for a while. What can I say... we're learning hahahaha! Last weeks episode was a fun wild ride and we are improving and learning every recording. Unfortunately I had another oops for todays episode. It is a little shorter because good 'ol me ended up deleting part of it by accident! Regardless though it's a great listen!! And don't forget- Grippy socks mean grippy box (listen til the end). Thank you for listening and keep on rockin' it ya'll! You can email us your stories, topics and questions to /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/42309465

Ep 21 The Girls Are Back In Town 07/29/2026

Ep 21 The Girls Are Back In Town Cornfed Chaos stands up to its name in this dose! We welcome back Cayla and Holly to talk about our backpacking trip to Utah, BUT we get sidetracked and decide to make it a hangout, drink tequila and catch up evening. So here we go... you get to escape reality with the Unhinged Nature's D*** Seeker Discoverers!.... or whatever we call ourselves. Show Notes: 0:43 "I was determined to not be late"- Let's head to Utah! 3:55 "We've reached elsewhere!"- We have listeners around the world! 8:09 Nessa's thought throughout the day- You never know WHAT will pop into that head 17:19 The cut is over- We FINALLY get back on track with our journey to Utah 23:40 "It's no longer project X"- Top numbers at Cruise Nite in Kearney! 26:24 "You would kill Ryan Rehnolds?!" - One to F***, One to Marry and One to Kill Game 35:36 "What toilet wine and how to make a shank?"- Would You Rathers that have us all learning more about each other. 46:20 The Unhinged Nature's D**k Seeker Discoverers- How it all started 1:00:00 Annessa goes to bed and Juhl steps in- Back to National Parks 1:07:00 Dexter and the Moonrocks- We're going to a concert! /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/42237205

Ep 20- 20th Dose 07/22/2026

Ep 20- 20th Dose Welcome to Cornfed Chaos-your go-to escape for laughter, real-life stories, and unfiltered conversations. We dive into everything from everyday mishaps to outrageous adventures, all while keeping it raw and relatable. Our listeners are part of the show too, sending in their own stories and topics for us to explore. Tune in, laugh a little, and forget reality for a while- Cornfed Chaos is exactly what you didnt know you needed. Email us at Show Notes- Good News in the World! 7:46 Rape-Axe (condom that attaches to men) and the movie Teeth (yikes) 14:16 Alzheimers and psilocybin 19:15 18 year old creates filter for drinking water (slurp slurp) 23:50 Ness and her smut books 25:41 Best Pilot in the world is a WOMAN! 28:16 What's your most shameful secret? 33:23 Would you rather?... 37:15 Nicole sprayed her crotch with Febreze- smellin' like fall down here 42:54 Sometimes you cant look away- The gay corner outside of San Fran, CA 47:37 "Mercury is in the microwave again"... or whatever 50:39 Loosey Goosey- We have not gotten the diarrhea parasite! 50:42 Jimothy the racoon gone viral 57:55 Our motto is "we print and we don't judge"- Ness gets weird tshirt orders at the shop 1:00:00 "You have some powerful looking legs" /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/42178050

Ep 19 - 19th Dose 07/15/2026

Ep 19 - 19th Dose Cornfed Chaos is your go-to escape for laughter, real-life stories, and unfiltered conversations. From wild personal adventures to random, anything-goes topics, nothing is off the table. We love bringing our listeners into the chaos—sharing your stories, questions, and ideas on the show. Tune in, laugh a little, and forget reality for a while. Have a story to share that we need to talk about? Email us at /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/42097140

Ep 18 - 18th Episode 07/08/2026

Ep 18 - 18th Episode Cornfed Chaos is your go-to escape for laughter, real-life stories, and unfiltered conversations. From wild personal adventures to random, anything-goes topics, nothing is off the table. We love bringing our listeners into the chaos—sharing your stories, questions, and ideas on the show. Tune in, laugh a little, and forget reality for a while. Show Notes 4:50 Reading Rainbow & Gatorade with Titos 12:50 Drunk Moms 20:40 Juhl has work to do when Nicole is old 30:20 Period Blood 37:00 Kids Driving & the Sheriff 45:10 The Karaoke Episode 47:00 Nobel Prize for Viagra 49:00 Duncan Wood & Nicole’s Only Fans Account (and the Dead Fish) 55:00 Bruce sold his dick Have a story to share that we need to talk about? Email us at /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/41858140

Ep 17 - 17th Dose 07/01/2026

Ep 17 - 17th Dose Cornfed Chaos is your go-to escape for laughter, real-life stories, and unfiltered conversations. From wild personal adventures to random, anything-goes topics, nothing is off the table. We love bringing our listeners into the chaos—sharing your stories, questions, and ideas on the show. Tune in, laugh a little, and forget reality for a while. Show Notes - Special Guest Nicole’s cousin Anthony 2:30 Nicole passed her test 4:00 Car Tours 24:00 Kiss our ass goodbye 34:20 Anthony uses his Beaner pass 37:10 Different wings, Same bird & Kyle Bush 47:45 Nicole Cries 53:00 Bruce can show you the world & getting left on a bus 59:20 Anthony tasted the rainbow and some pirates 1:02:30 Anthony married Nicole 1:04 Bruce and his confused penis Have a story to share that we need to talk about? Email us at /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/41858100

Ep 16 - The 16th Dose 06/24/2026

Ep 16 - The 16th Dose Show Notes 3:00 Nicole’s got worms 8:45 Beaner Mary Poppins 10:15 Utah and packing shit 17:20 Nicole is a Top-Bunk Bitch 21:10 Never Trust a Fart 32:00 Nicole loves Amanda and the boob kitten 38:30 Random Ass Egg Question 42:15 Marvin’s Rape Whistle 50:00 T-Rex Arms (thanks for nothing Sarah) 54:17 Red Flags and Bad Feet 59:30 Fruit Roll-ups (IYKYK) and Bruce’s personal fellatio past Have a story to share that we need to talk about? Email us at /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/41734075

Ep 15 - 15th Dose 06/17/2026

Ep 15 - 15th Dose Cornfed Chaos is your go-to escape for laughter, real-life stories, and unfiltered conversations. From wild personal adventures to random, anything-goes topics, nothing is off the table. We love bringing our listeners into the chaos—sharing your stories, questions, and ideas on the show. Tune in, laugh a little, and forget reality for a while. /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/41674850

Ep 14 - 14th Dose 06/10/2026

Ep 14 - 14th Dose Cornfed Chaos is your go-to escape for laughter, real-life stories, and unfiltered conversations. From wild personal adventures to random, anything-goes topics, nothing is off the table. We love bringing our listeners into the chaos—sharing your stories, questions, and ideas on the show. Tune in, laugh a little, and forget reality for a while. /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/41441130

Ep 13 - 13th Dose 06/03/2026

Ep 13 - 13th Dose Cornfed Chaos is your go-to escape for laughter, real-life stories, and unfiltered conversations. From wild personal adventures to random, anything-goes topics, nothing is off the table. We love bringing our listeners into the chaos—sharing your stories, questions, and ideas on the show. Tune in, laugh a little, and forget reality for a while. /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/41441125

Ep 12 - 12th Dose 05/27/2026

Ep 12 - 12th Dose Cornfed Chaos is your go-to escape for laughter, real-life stories, and unfiltered conversations. From wild personal adventures to random, anything-goes topics, nothing is off the table. We love bringing our listeners into the chaos—sharing your stories, questions, and ideas on the show. Tune in, laugh a little, and forget reality for a while. /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/41441105

Ep 11 - 11th Dose 05/20/2026

Ep 11 - 11th Dose Cornfed Chaos is your go-to escape for laughter, real-life stories, and unfiltered conversations. From wild personal adventures to random, anything-goes topics, nothing is off the table. We love bringing our listeners into the chaos—sharing your stories, questions, and ideas on the show. Tune in, laugh a little, and forget reality for a while. /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/41358070

Ep 10 - 10th Dose 05/13/2026

Ep 10 - 10th Dose Cornfed Chaos is your go-to escape for laughter, real-life stories, and unfiltered conversations. From wild personal adventures to random, anything-goes topics, nothing is off the table. We love bringing our listeners into the chaos—sharing your stories, questions, and ideas on the show. Tune in, laugh a little, and forget reality for a while. /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/41275055

Ep 9 - The 9th Dose 05/06/2026

Ep 9 - The 9th Dose Cornfed Chaos is your go-to escape for laughter, real-life stories, and unfiltered conversations. From wild personal adventures to random, anything-goes topics, nothing is off the table. We love bringing our listeners into the chaos—sharing your stories, questions, and ideas on the show. Tune in, laugh a little, and forget reality for a while. /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/41196545

Ep 8 - 8th Dose 04/29/2026

Ep 8 - 8th Dose Cornfed Chaos is your go-to escape for laughter, real-life stories, and unfiltered conversations. From wild personal adventures to random, anything-goes topics, nothing is off the table. We love bringing our listeners into the chaos—sharing your stories, questions, and ideas on the show. Tune in, laugh a little, and forget reality for a while. /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/40955890

Ep 7 - 7th Dose 04/22/2026

Ep 7 - 7th Dose Cornfed Chaos is your go-to escape for laughter, real-life stories, and unfiltered conversations. From wild personal adventures to random, anything-goes topics, nothing is off the table. We love bringing our listeners into the chaos—sharing your stories, questions, and ideas on the show. Tune in, laugh a little, and forget reality for a while. /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/40955860

Ep 6 - 6th Dose 04/15/2026

Ep 6 - 6th Dose Cornfed Chaos is your go-to escape for laughter, real-life stories, and unfiltered conversations. From wild personal adventures to random, anything-goes topics, nothing is off the table. We love bringing our listeners into the chaos—sharing your stories, questions, and ideas on the show. Tune in, laugh a little, and forget reality for a while. /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/40770555

Ep 4 - 4th Dose 04/08/2026

Ep 4 - 4th Dose Cornfed Chaos is your go-to escape for laughter, real-life stories, and unfiltered conversations. From wild personal adventures to random, anything-goes topics, nothing is off the table. We love bringing our listeners into the chaos—sharing your stories, questions, and ideas on the show. Tune in, laugh a little, and forget reality for a while. /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/40754560

Ep 3 - Third Dose 04/04/2026

Ep 3 - Third Dose Cornfed Chaos is your go-to escape for laughter, real-life stories, and unfiltered conversations. From wild personal adventures to random, anything-goes topics, nothing is off the table. We love bringing our listeners into the chaos—sharing your stories, questions, and ideas on the show. Tune in, laugh a little, and forget reality for a while. /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/40733425

Ep 2 - Second Dose 04/04/2026

Ep 2 - Second Dose Cornfed Chaos is your go-to escape for laughter, real-life stories, and unfiltered conversations. From wild personal adventures to random, anything-goes topics, nothing is off the table. We love bringing our listeners into the chaos—sharing your stories, questions, and ideas on the show. Tune in, laugh a little, and forget reality for a while. /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/40733415

Ep 1 - First Dose 04/04/2026

Ep 1 - First Dose Cornfed Chaos is your go-to escape for laughter, real-life stories, and unfiltered conversations. From wild personal adventures to random, anything-goes topics, nothing is off the table. We love bringing our listeners into the chaos—sharing your stories, questions, and ideas on the show. Tune in, laugh a little, and forget reality for a while. /episode/index/show/0b1c4e94-2a86-4b5b-a29c-760f554bea2d/id/40733405

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