Joke Of All Trades

A comedy podcast by 4 long-distance friends. Live music, funny news, & games. Mildly thought-provoking. Not worth your time.

[Ep. 22] The Love Bridge, Dog Food, & Bag Brothers Company 04/29/2018

[Ep. 22] The Love Bridge, Dog Food, & Bag Brothers Company The boys design a perfect social setting for meeting folks & getting into trouble in public. Eric is looking for romance in Rockford. Mike sings a song about eating dog food. Our old sponsors jumped ship so welcome a new one that will help you grocery shop. There's awesome salt mines under the Great Lakes and someone should make a movie about them. /episode/index/show/jackoffalltrades/id/6534307

[Ep. 21] FedEx Corn Dogs, Chuck E. Cheese, & Mulch Fires 04/16/2018

[Ep. 21] FedEx Corn Dogs, Chuck E. Cheese, & Mulch Fires The boys talk about encounters meeting celebrities.Tim almost made George W. Bush relapse into alcoholism and Mike gave Taylor Swift a coffee like in Titanic. Adrian crapped his pants at work in high school and didn't leave. Mike wrote a song about saving a Buffalo Wild Wings from burning to the ground. Eric is apparently an asshole at bars. Please send corn dogs to Adrian or else he'll never eat meat. /episode/index/show/jackoffalltrades/id/6484477

[Ep. 20] Peacocks on a Plane, Yoga Poses, & Blade Lyfe 02/05/2018

[Ep. 20] Peacocks on a Plane, Yoga Poses, & Blade Lyfe The boys talk about how crazy cool planes and microwaves are and how nobody knows how they work. Adrian wears board shorts every day. Mike sings a song inspired by his childhood, brother & law, and the Disney Channel Original Movie "Brink." There's a seed vault in Norway, bad guys: stay away. Eric introduces our brand new sponsor that will help you get out of awkward social situations. Tim hosted a stupid game in honor of the Super Bowl. /episode/index/show/jackoffalltrades/id/6226978

[Ep. 19] Smack Shack, Darrell the Trump-Bot, & Tide Pods 01/30/2018

[Ep. 19] Smack Shack, Darrell the Trump-Bot, & Tide Pods The boys each talk about the most trouble they ever got in in school. Adrian almost accidentally stabbed a classmate with a scalpel. Eric announces our brand new sponsor, Smack Shack, whose stock value continues to plummet. In 5th grade Tim was dedicated Conflict Manager and used his platform to bully students and janitors. Mike sings a PSA about snacking on Tide Pods. /episode/index/show/jackoffalltrades/id/6203131

[Ep. 18] Moose-Knuckle, Same Day Bidets, & Hanz's Pantz 01/24/2018

[Ep. 18] Moose-Knuckle, Same Day Bidets, & Hanz's Pantz The boys each make up a fictional summer outdoor music festival and what the band lineup would be. Eric says teeth a lot. We are now sponsored by a company called Same Day Bidets. Mike wrote a stupid song about a guy named Hanz and his lack of pants. Adrian is really nice this episode. /episode/index/show/jackoffalltrades/id/6183417

[Ep. 17] Millennials are Killing Porn Cards, Steve the Cactus, & Apocalypse Jingle Guy 01/18/2018

[Ep. 17] Millennials are Killing Porn Cards, Steve the Cactus, & Apocalypse Jingle Guy The boys discuss their friend Steve, who lives in Arizona, and is a cactus. Eric flew to Vegas by himself to gorge on enchiladas. Mike sang a song with some nuclear apocalypse survival tips. The boys agree that millennials will continue killing everything in 2018. Finally, Eric tells us about his recent porn card prank. /episode/index/show/jackoffalltrades/id/6161984

[Ep. 16] Is Alexa Eavesdropping?, Turkey Attacks, & Notion Nickles 01/09/2018

[Ep. 16] Is Alexa Eavesdropping?, Turkey Attacks, & Notion Nickles The boys discuss at length Alexa & Google Home etiquette when you're hosting a party. Tim ruined the episode by pitching this HQ Trivia thing for way too long, but he did the intro and outro so we're cool. The General Story in Rabbit Hash, Kentucky burned down and they're selling canine voting rights in order to rebuild it by 3030. The mayor is a dog, it's crazy. Anyway, please donate at so people can buy some damn Ketchup again! Mike sang a song from the perspective of a dog and it's called The Dog Song. Eric decided not to show up this time. We didn't know friendship had a podcast episode limit. /episode/index/show/jackoffalltrades/id/6129392

[Ep. 15] Furby in a Microwave, Rage Rooms, & Eggnog Ned 12/22/2017

[Ep. 15] Furby in a Microwave, Rage Rooms, & Eggnog Ned The boys try and guess Christmas movies based on confusing synopses and discuss the best jingles. Mike plays his song about Ugly Christmas Sweaters. Adrian has an issue with texting on couches. Eric microwaved a Furby. /episode/index/show/jackoffalltrades/id/6081615

Special Guest: Tom Thakkar on Conan, Nikki Glaser, & Writing Process 12/17/2017

Special Guest: Tom Thakkar on Conan, Nikki Glaser, & Writing Process Interview with Tom Thakkar who recently performed on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, tours with Nikki Glaser, and co-hosts the Stand For Your Band Podcast. Tom shared a hilarious story regarding Nikki Glaser at a hotel, discussed the differences between New York and Chicago Comedy, & revealed his favorite 1 hit wonder of all time. /episode/index/show/jackoffalltrades/id/6054653

[Ep. 14] Sex Robots, Red Bull Penguins, & Drew McHippo 12/11/2017

[Ep. 14] Sex Robots, Red Bull Penguins, & Drew McHippo The boys play a little family fyoooood! They talk about the rainforest deforestation counter's hidden forest cameras. Eric tells a news story about an Amazon driver who defecated in a driveway. Mike sings a part 2 to Horse Cave, this time detailing the story of Mrs. Horse (Betsy the Horse). Adrian's segment, Torrential Tirades, stirred up a wild conversation about the future and what to do about sex robots. /episode/index/show/jackoffalltrades/id/6030512

[Ep. 13] Horse Cave, Waffle House, & Mad Sports Dads 12/05/2017

[Ep. 13] Horse Cave, Waffle House, & Mad Sports Dads The boys play Tim's little games again - this time, "This or That?". Mike sings a song about Horse Cave, KY: the most beautiful town in the whole wide world. Tim tells a story about a woman who flirted with him to set him up with her daughter. Eric tells a fascinating News story about a guy at Waffle House. /episode/index/show/jackoffalltrades/id/6011684

[Ep. 12] Wet Pancakes, Pepperoni Nipples, & Club Apple 11/27/2017

[Ep. 12] Wet Pancakes, Pepperoni Nipples, & Club Apple The boys read a Dallas man's response to their Craigslist ad. Tim further divides the group via a game of 'Would You Rather?' and Mike sings a song about a seasoned world traveler. The boys also discuss how Eric has poison urine & Mike has pepperoni nipples. /episode/index/show/jackoffalltrades/id/5981564

[Ep. 11] Garbage Boy, Baha Men, & Undercover Cop Tattoos 11/19/2017

[Ep. 11] Garbage Boy, Baha Men, & Undercover Cop Tattoos The boys talk about the best one hit wonders of all time. Mike performs a song about Garbage Boy. Game Master Tim hosts a controversial game with dramatic readings of popular song lyrics. Adrian tells a story about a drug bust in Detroit gone super wrong. /episode/index/show/jackoffalltrades/id/5960191

[Ep. 10] Roger Goodell, Chicken Cooping, & Minivan Pools 11/12/2017

[Ep. 10] Roger Goodell, Chicken Cooping, & Minivan Pools The boys talk about the relative ease of raising and cooping chickens. Tim unsubscribed to Adrian's Facebook posts. Mike sings a song about NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. /episode/index/show/jackoffalltrades/id/5937232

[Ep. 9] Wedgie Flirting, Shawshank Heartbreak, & We Bought a Timeshare! 11/07/2017

[Ep. 9] Wedgie Flirting, Shawshank Heartbreak, & We Bought a Timeshare! The boys sing a lil song about heartbreak, talk about accidentally wedgie flirting, and debate how much money you would pay to use a public restroom. Two of the boys are going to buy a timeshare in the near future. /episode/index/show/jackoffalltrades/id/5918033

[Ep. 8] Halloween Hank, Star Wars, & Truther Soulmates 10/30/2017

[Ep. 8] Halloween Hank, Star Wars, & Truther Soulmates The boys sing a song about Halloween Hank, discuss the new Star Wars films, and what to do if your soulmate is a 9/11 truther. /episode/index/show/jackoffalltrades/id/5889538

[Ep. 7] Monogamy, Alcohol, & Tall Unathletic Men 10/22/2017

[Ep. 7] Monogamy, Alcohol, & Tall Unathletic Men The boys discuss the Monogamy Game, airplane bathroom etiquette, and tall unathletic men. /episode/index/show/jackoffalltrades/id/5876627

[Ep. 6] Compliment Parties, Auteurs, & Giant Fatberg 10/15/2017

[Ep. 6] Compliment Parties, Auteurs, & Giant Fatberg The boys discuss the giant gross thing under London, and stroke each others' egos for a good 20 minutes. /episode/index/show/jackoffalltrades/id/5876612

[Ep. 5] Pirates of the Caribbean, Glamdring, & Brain Juice (The Seeholzer) 10/08/2017

[Ep. 5] Pirates of the Caribbean, Glamdring, & Brain Juice (The Seeholzer) The boys discuss making smoothies while driving. Michael had a dream where he autopsied himself. Eric's mom's maiden name is Seeholzer. /episode/index/show/jackoffalltrades/id/5876598

[Ep. 4] Kid Rock, Tinder Poops, & Sexy Street Cams 10/01/2017

[Ep. 4] Kid Rock, Tinder Poops, & Sexy Street Cams The boys discuss Nashville, idiocracy, and looting. Adrian isn't a fan of Mike's wife. /episode/index/show/jackoffalltrades/id/5876574

[Ep. 3] Bonfire Raves, PSLs, & Dido 09/24/2017

[Ep. 3] Bonfire Raves, PSLs, & Dido The boys discuss smooth jazz, cargo shorts, and movie theater hand jobs (not related). /episode/index/show/jackoffalltrades/id/5876569

[Ep. 2] Tee Swift, Sardines, & Sea Urchins 09/17/2017

[Ep. 2] Tee Swift, Sardines, & Sea Urchins The boys discuss the nuances of "Haters Gonna Hate". Mike prepares to eat a sardine on the podcast. /episode/index/show/jackoffalltrades/id/5876555

[Ep. 1] Pumpkins, Tubas, & Schematics 09/10/2017

[Ep. 1] Pumpkins, Tubas, & Schematics Mike tells a story about Spongebob. Eric is recording from the airport. Adrian is all in on TV incest. /episode/index/show/jackoffalltrades/id/5876547

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