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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Join us each week as we discuss everything between important and stupid.
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Episode 278 - The Gardeners of the Galaxy
03/27/2023
Episode 278 - The Gardeners of the Galaxy
We back up in this with Deya Number 4! Gluten Myths, Pearl Jam ruins weeks, Spurt Cumvein is the worst Grunge era name, Sharing booze mouth smells, We aren't smart enough to see the book club channel, Traffic woes, Konsensual Kombat, Cocobutter and Day Beds for grown men, The appropriate way to leave gaming lobbies, StarTrek VS StarWars, PolyTransUniversal, America is Frak'd? Potential Tiktok bans, Congress is an embarrassment, Oil might be a problem soon, Cooking show update, Our freshly spawned PolyWog Walter unvagues himself and lands tip first in Clothes Pins?, Jay and Matt take a Mandate to Quantumania and eat nuggies, News: A.I. Cures Cancer, Plane Crash Victims Crash too fast for payout, Afro Man Causes Emotional Distress, The Witcher 3 Remaster had detailed Vaginas by accident, Look at his!, Voicemails and more! Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 277 - DON'T LOOK A FART HORSE IN THE MOUTH
03/20/2023
Episode 277 - DON'T LOOK A FART HORSE IN THE MOUTH
St. Paddy's Day Recording Night and The Deya month continues! This episode brings the "remember times" of old. Dylan reviews a Japanese Friendship Gardens & gets a car ride, Late 90's poops, Music Creation under the influence, Drinking Booze can be fun, Jay and Matt used to be cool losers, Our Mighty Morphin Poly-Ranger Walt keeps goin' on dates and being vague of where it goes, Square Ciabatta Buns > All Bread, Deya remains intolerant of gluten, Corned Beef & Cabbage is nothing but a fart food and not allowed in studio, Frozen Brick of Chicken and a tub of beans, Smashing $11K worth of guitar pedals, Jay on Roast Mortem cast soon, Gamertag of the Week, News of Swift City, Tucson being Top 50 places to go on the planet, Dudes eats 40k eccies and lives, Look and this!, Voicemails and more! Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 276 - Static Jackman
03/13/2023
Episode 276 - Static Jackman
Back this week with more nonsense stories and good times! Our Buddy Markendeya is sitting with us for the month because we love him. new Periphery Album has arrived, Matt gets stunned we were correct about a thing, Podcast Dress codes, Sleeping in the nude and roomates that stare at your sleeping a**hole, We are experts at not landing jokes, Call of Duty Gun Builds, Old PC Problems, Living alone for the first time and where to toss them loads, 85 inch TV disasters, Gluten Allergy isn't real, Jay guests on Roast Mortem Cast, We get sappy are appreciative of what our pod has done out in the world, Trump VS the Illuminati Trailer is rough, Why do MAGA have so much merch?, When will Dylan find Jesus?, Dental Hygienist ex strippers thankful to the wrong thing: The Rant, We get stuck in a timeloop, Screwing up the Beard, Canine Highness, Gamertag of the Week Round 2, Pee is stored in the Podcast, Halo is back, Chinese Remote Kissing Devices, Texting Tongue: Kiss your homies goodnight, Look at this!, and more. Have a great week everyone and thank you for listening. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 275 - Dinner and a Pull Out
03/06/2023
Episode 275 - Dinner and a Pull Out
Second Annual Marchendeya Madness is here! Episode 275 is live and we have fan favorite Markendeya sitting in with us this month, Snake Charming his way into our hearts, Water is for idiots, Medical Grade is just a term for Weaponized, 5HTP replaces Happy Sauce?, Dylan attends a Comedy Show and has a bad time, Snow has landed in the desert, Chiminea Afterburners, The Beastie Boys Retroactively allegedly sus?, Build-A-Harem: The Do's & Don'ts, Condoms are expensive, there are options!, News, Notes, Gamertag of the week, an argument, Look at this!, and finally, The dramatic reading of Chapter 2 from "Walter and the Quest for the Seven Sharts". This episode is a ride! Strap in or something. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 274 - Aggressive Pizza
02/27/2023
Episode 274 - Aggressive Pizza
Huzzah!!! Episode 274 is here and Dylan got eff'd at work by actually trying, Local bands stealing things again, Laughlin Trip ReCap, A.I. was a mistake, A Lyers Motorhome, Oops all Bigots and Racist Cereals are an important part of a balanced podcast, Walter Poly's out a 3 date weekend and plans a future fingercuffing?, Wet Dotting your boxers, Does dead dude seed still work?, Maynard's Miss Connections is back!, RenFaire Insults and the Tale of the Forgotten Turkey Leg, News: Soda makes your manhood stout af, A.I. Top Guns, Spain gets weird with Animals, and we finish out the episode with a Look at this! Get tf in there. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 273 - Mrs. Thelioma
02/20/2023
Episode 273 - Mrs. Thelioma
Episode 273 is live! We back this week with all the required nonsense to kick off your week! Vape pen throat cancers, Danger Flaps, Caffeinated Head Changes, Chromosome 21 is a show... that exists, Valentine's Day Punk Show Review, Super Bowl Internment Camps, Grown men fisting Walt's mouth in a clinical setting, Autonomous Cars Experiences, Tutorial about how to use your Car insurance, Tales of Cleaning ladies and nervous buttholes, Dogs and their poop eating ways, Dog Year Calculations, News update about a broad and her bucket of balls, "Look at this!" and more! Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 272 - simple kisses
02/13/2023
Episode 272 - simple kisses
Episode 272 and Superbowl fever is here and we hate it! Jay is out this week but some of the boys had a week full of Probablyamorous behaviours, Tinder grew up, Out of towners are ruining this place and internet, Exposed VS Sneaky Links, Walt joins the iPhone side, Deftones beers are delicious, Watching The Bachelor, Australia is nowhere near New Zealand, UFO's, Spy Ballons, A.I. Deepfakes via South Park dudes, New Segment of AI celeb voices?, Look at this and more! Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 271 - Pork Sword
02/06/2023
Episode 271 - Pork Sword
271!!! We did it. The BIG One. Australian Accents, We get treated to a fancy dinner, Full Contact Cannolis, Meat Industry Facts, Wearing Leather Pants gets you noticed, Failing at being in public, Noodle jousting, Costume shopping, Being the only fan on an OnlyFans, Unicycler spotting, Walt is basically Offerman, "Look at this!", and finally, after much arguing, Jay brings us a dramatic reading of "Walter and the Quest for the Seven Sharts -Chapter 1" written by Wade and A.I. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 270 - Dolph Spongechin
01/30/2023
Episode 270 - Dolph Spongechin
Finally in the 270s! We are back this week with Positive Water Affirmations, Walter is back from family visiting, Feeding out of towners drive through, Installing DIYarrhea, Jivin' Homeless Cake Dances, The art of positively treating water the best to hydrate your soul (The How-to Experience), A.I. Dating App ideas, Jay Date, Matt's sober now but still can't speak none good, fancy dinners for winners, Moonfall the movie is nonsense, Look at this and more! Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 269 - Jersey Salad
01/23/2023
Episode 269 - Jersey Salad
269 is here and this week we have our lovely buddy Cody from friendship and those goddamn dickmans in the studio with us. We talk about travels over Macallans Scotch, Colorado, Hawaii, Texas and beyond! Puking mid flight,Tiffany from bag check is hot garbage, WhipIt Dreams, Metew Geewr Sawid, Flying remains horrifying for someone, Being Narcanned by Angels, Public Group Showers, Spaghetti open Mics the cast, If things aren't real does anything matter? allegory of the cavies, A new plumber emerges, Las Vegas bang flights, Steamdeck and some game talk, Look at this! and more! Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 268 - Missing Good Boy
01/16/2023
Episode 268 - Missing Good Boy
Episode 268 is here! Whilst Dylan is away the dudes will play, Walt is new to hard poops, Empty Metal Shows, Nothing feels like a tube, PS5 Crossplay, Gaming & PC Talk, Jay and Matt plan a salon date, Crazy Protest Lady Returns, Gender Jail, Handling the Special, Shower thoughts that did't make it down the drain, Gamertag of this Week, News, Oh Geez, Rick & Morty creator finds himself in a pickle.....rick, Cauliflower P*ssy, Chicken Carano, Look at this!, & Walt Twerks! Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 267 - Jesus Christ of Bladder Day Saints
01/09/2023
Episode 267 - Jesus Christ of Bladder Day Saints
Episode 267 is here! New year, Same us!, Holidays are over and Walter is back from hiatus, What about Fob?, Dylan hates people and things, High Functioning Alcoholism vs California Sober, A.I. Dating Apps, Brown Noting, Gun Talk Fun Talk, Strangers Struggling at the Urinal, Men in Black Trilogy Review, Walt's health journey, Becoming a c*nt, Food Werewolfing, Denying Food for Booze, Theremy Sessions, Counting Crows still sucks, Look at this!, Voicemails & more! Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 266 - Candy Cane Creases & Snow Globe Dreams
01/02/2023
Episode 266 - Candy Cane Creases & Snow Globe Dreams
Happy New Year to all! Episode 266 is here and we got a chance to catch up with our old buddy Keith from The Bogcast, Getting Blunt with Keith and the Creator of "The Soundguy". How we all met, Old Band Stories, Podcasting Stories, Movie Production, Music Production, New Studio Setup, Questionable Minivans, Backpacks full of parts, Rehearsal Pad Stabbings, Festive X-Rays, News, Look at this and more! Fun times were had. Check out his stuff on all podplatforms and these links! Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 265 - Yippee Ki-Yay Mister Falcon
12/26/2022
Episode 265 - Yippee Ki-Yay Mister Falcon
Episode 265 is here and bringing that holiday cheer. Magic the Gathering continues to cast Dry Spells, Travels to Colorado in the works, Murder by Death Concert at the Shining house, everything on the tiktok is real, humming away a gag, a word from our sponsors, when is christmas music ok?, Violent Night, Family Matters in a Full House, Mario Van Persons, Free Range Seamen, Neural Linked, eBussy Vehicle in the news, Look at this and more!!! Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 264 - The Brotherhood of the Traveling Pints 2
12/19/2022
Episode 264 - The Brotherhood of the Traveling Pints 2
Welcome to Episode 264! Our buddies Jim and Brian from Drink a Beer and Play a Game are in with us this week. We catch up with them and discuss the end of their 2022 50 Club Challenge, New Games, Old Games, Terrible Games, Unhoused Interactions, Power Grid Failures, Company XMAS Events, News Stories, Gamertag of the Year Winner Announcment, "Look at this!" & More! Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 263 - Sparkle Fingers Downward
12/13/2022
Episode 263 - Sparkle Fingers Downward
Episode 263 is here and disease surrounds us! Flubetcha we still have a show for you though. We continue cramming Dylan full of Christmas glee, Police gas station beat downs, Homeless Jerk Stations, Making music whilst regretting life decisions, IV Therapy ouchies, Kissing under the Camel Toe, PILK?, The new Crosses album is out, Vitamin Facts, AI Diagnosis our Disabilities, Dylan needs a new gamertag, Local Bands are Everywhere is back!, Look at this!, Voicemails and more! Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 262 - The Gardener of Eden
12/06/2022
Episode 262 - The Gardener of Eden
False starts and Dog Farts, Episode 262 is upon us! We pack Dylan full of holiday cheer as Walter's remote setup doesn't want him to be here. "House Sitting" in the heaviest of quotes, Suggen, Tuggen & Fuggen, Anus Wallpaper Presents, Giving Raises, Mike's Hard Lemonade Breath, Misogyny Back Rubs, Conference Stalls, Twerking Yourself Clean, Family Bonding in the DMZ, Veteran Stories need work, Today's Youth stinks, Going to the Movies, Liver King Lied and looks like a hotdog, Stoned Alone Thoughts, Gamertag of the week, Look at this!, Voicemails & more! Merry that time of year or whatever! Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 261 - Season of the Sith
11/28/2022
Episode 261 - Season of the Sith
Episode 261 - "Season of the Sith" Grab a cup of bro Joe and join us on the Darkside! Treating assholes like chopped logs, Justin's Castle's and Coasters, Bearded men are adorable while snoring, Wally Struthers adopt a pup foundation, Lactose Intolerant in Las Vegas, Chicken tits are expensive "Thank You Brandon", Snow is the frozen cum of water, Traveling forth to Wade Weed Keep, Call of Duty featuring the Cum Demon, and we Double Dutch Penis's in this week's W.E.L.P. News. We hope you all had a Happy Twerky Day. Cheers. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 260 - Left on "Delivered"
11/21/2022
Episode 260 - Left on "Delivered"
Episode 260 - We made it! The 5 year anniversary! Unfotunate Cell Phone Talk, Gentle-Hoes and pricey shoes, Clinton'ing cigars in the 40's?, Campbell's Hunks and Chunks, The Cum Demon invokes the Lizard King, Morning breathe is so hot right now, Ye'd to calm down?, Matted Hair Windshield art, The Shart Knight rises, Abbreviations are a thing for YouTube, PS5 denial , Gamer-Tag of the Week. We do our due-dilly-gence in "Hey Look At This" Plus our Voicemails are filled with wonderful messages from the fans. Thank you so much to everybody who has listened and participated over the years, Here's to many more! // Cheers Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 259 - Stifled by Humans
11/14/2022
Episode 259 - Stifled by Humans
Episode 259 "We're Back" Dylan can't grow a winter coat until we brush the summer one away. Jay has a hard dongle. Are soft dicks disappointing? Euro Matt looks sus eating a popsicle. We had a great time at Tom Segura, but we'll never tell. As I Lay Popping? We come up with the worst Batman villain ever. Tucson and homeless? Walt's in! Plus we turn it upside down with "Hey Look At This" Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 258 - The Urine Review
11/07/2022
Episode 258 - The Urine Review
Episode 258 "A Year in Review" Buckle up kids, it's gonna be a bumpy ride as we take the DeLorean back in time for this "BEST OF" Episode. Walt forgets rehearsal in the cut, first time back in the studio with the gang, Wade makes jacuzzi, itchy butthole bottle service, guests try to gross us out, the feud in review, Mikey stops by and gets the worst song stuck in everybody's head, Matt has honey in his voice, drunk voicemails, WTDD, and Hey Look At This! Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 257 - Dill Gates
10/31/2022
Episode 257 - Dill Gates
Happy Halloween! Episode 257 is here! Bad Tummies, Audio pops, Alcohol Induced Disrespecting of Studios, Heading to the Segura Comedy Special, Peek-A-Boo Hosting, Poppin' Fennys, Making a House a Home, Do men wash their A**Holes?, Bidets of our Lives, Political Husbands Getting Hammered, Overwatch 2 shall survive Modern Warfare 2, Mexican Tires, Science Proves Gamers are Misogynist?, Look at this!, Voicemails, and more! Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 256 - MAGIC MUSHROOM MIKE
10/24/2022
Episode 256 - MAGIC MUSHROOM MIKE
Walt abused his tongue so we have an emotional support Trevor in the house. Matt tries to filet his hand by drawing a box open (special thanks to Cody and Amara for the goodies in the box) Sometimes sleepy times turn into pee pee times. Where do you keep your spaghetti? Trevor tells us a "shocking" childhood story. Skin is a menace and we're over it. Lot Lizard Ghosting. W.E.L.P. News, "Hey Look At This", and voicemails. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 255 - Neuro Dumpling
10/17/2022
Episode 255 - Neuro Dumpling
It's Always Sunny in Arizona as Spooky Month continues and a Matt don't a talk no good no more, Dylan, a Certified Active Listener, is now HIGH jumping on tables for fitness, Kia cab confessions as we plan our upcoming comedy field trip, Satan is cool and has a great PR guy, A Brief discussion of metal, Who's your guyfecta?, Discord fails the live show listeners, it'll buffer out, Jay brings the News, Death by weed dust, Brains making small brains that grow eyes, Gamertag of the Week, Look at this!, Voicemails & More! Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 254 - CUM DEMON
10/10/2022
Episode 254 - CUM DEMON
Jay's sick, Walter runs away from 4 hangovers, Cum demon business cards, Payback man date part deux, Midnight Molly gang, Handicap stalls are a good place to nap, Squirting 101, brought you by the makers of the Clamwow and Clitty Litter, A.I. is just part of the simulation, Matt math's the worst, Men don't last long enough for Only Fans videos in this week's W.E.L.P. News, HEY LOOK AT THIS! and the Tour DeWeiner with the band Atoll in Voicemails. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 253 - RAW DOG THE MACHINE
10/04/2022
Episode 253 - RAW DOG THE MACHINE
Welcome back to another episode of Not For Human Assumption. This week on episode 253 Walter finger bangs his way through whiskey times, terrible puppy naming, Matt visits the Dickmans, man dates a plenty, ddabbing for fresh kicks, Jay wins the favor of a Bicycle Motocrosser and Dylan settles into his new position behind his cutebicle. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Bonus Episode 32 - Teaser [FULL EPISODE ON PATREON]
10/03/2022
Bonus Episode 32 - Teaser [FULL EPISODE ON PATREON]
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Episode 252 - Binky Bandaid
09/26/2022
Episode 252 - Binky Bandaid
Episode 252 is live and is sporting the cutest episode art ever. Rem tells Jay he loves him too soon... No promo. Men's hotness. Oddly cunty bartenders. Solving the riddle of sphinct. Power leveling your Walter. We don't mean to interrupt. Deciphering Jay's note recap. We almost lose our Dylan. Shopping at Forever 2020. Drooly zippy chairs. We scramble scrum in "Hey Look At This" Circle K glizzy's and glumps in Voicemails & more! Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Bonus Episode 31 - Teaser [FULL EPISODE ON PATREON]
09/23/2022
Bonus Episode 31 - Teaser [FULL EPISODE ON PATREON]
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Episode 251 - The Manic Uprising
09/19/2022
Episode 251 - The Manic Uprising
Jay is gone, and there's nobody to protect us in episode 251. Sleep casserole. A genuinely happy Dylan settles down. Collecting Sarah's. Dylan gives Walt fashion advice. Living vicariously through others facial hair. How many grandma's does Walt have? Big daddy Rem to the rescue. Deciphering Jay notes. Trump toes. 35-10 then another one is how to Matt math. FUTA = Fat Upper Toe Area. 40 is the new 60 when you're 20. Gamer tag of the week is back, along with Hey Look At This, and Voicemails. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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